I Have a Vacation Resort for Immortals

After graduating from college, Ye Luo returned to his hometown and inherited a small courtyard from his grandfather. He planned to start his own business and open a popular farmstay.

But on his very first day back, he was forced to bind himself to the [Immortals' Reemployment Assistance Center app].

Ye Luo: ...What kind of scam app is this?

The System told him that if he helped ninety-nine immortals find new jobs, it would grant him one wish.

As for which immortals he would help, he had to decide by drawing cards himself.

Ye Luo rubbed his hands together eagerly. "So it's a card draw? I'm a lucky king who pulls a gold card on a single draw. I've never been afraid!"

A flash of white light later, a figure emerged from the backyard...

Ye Luo's eyes lit up. "Wow, that's bright. This must be a mighty deity!"

System: Congratulations, Host! You've drawn the yellow card [Toilet God]! Please help her find a new job within seven days. Failure will earn you the "stink follows you" punishment!

Ye Luo: …

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A fairy-tale vacation resort suddenly appeared at the foot of Changliu Mountain in Jinyang City.

[One Fleeting Dream], which lets people experience another life while sleeping

[Hall of No Plagues], which specializes in treating difficult illnesses

[Twenty-Four Solar Terms], where you can see the beauty of all four seasons in a single day

[Purification Pool], which can easily wash away bad luck

The attractions seemed like miracles brought down to earth.

At first, the entire internet mocked them:

"Obviously fake."

"What vacation resort could be this miraculous? Just another way to fleece gullible people."

"Beware of scams. It's everyone's responsibility."

Until they went there themselves:

"I'm stunned. This is a vacation resort?!"

"I advise you to offer more entry slots. Don't make me kneel and beg you!"

"Bro! Dad! Grandpa! Open the door and let me back in!!"

Ye Luo, who had inexplicably acquired a huge family of descendants, was busy cuddling and enthusiastically petting a certain fluffy creature. "I love cats! Cats are the best!"

System: Umm... that's not a cat...

Then came the day the fluffy creature took human form, suddenly transforming into a tall, impossibly handsome man.

Ye Luo was pinned beneath him as the man buried his face against Ye Luo's neck and shoulders, breathing him in and nuzzling him, just as Ye Luo usually did when petting a cat.

Ye Luo's face was bright red, his eyes misty with embarrassment and indignation. "W-where are you rubbing? I'm not a cat!!"

Bai Ze chuckled. "Heh... I call it returning the favor."

A playful, cheeky bottom x a heavenly, divine beast top

Theme: Working together to build a beautiful, harmonious and prosperous home