The Great Sage Only Wants to Farm

After successfully obtaining the scriptures, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, had no intention of sticking around to become some ridiculous Buddha Victorious in Strife.

Instead, he chose to return to Flower-Fruit Mountain and reunite with his monkey descendants.

But on the way back, there was a "tiny little" accident.

He returned to the Flower-Fruit Mountain of the modern age.

Faced with this unfamiliar era and his completely degenerate descendants, the Great Sage scratched his head.

That's it! He would turn his own Flower-Fruit Mountain into the best tourist destination around! He just hadn't expected his masters and fellow disciples to come along too. What was going on?!

And so, Flower-Fruit Mountain Resort came to offer...

A temple brimming with spiritual energy, where worshippers are sure to find good luck.

The most delicious roast suckling pig, guaranteed to leave you refreshed and bursting with energy!

A handsome, quiet porter with incredible strength. From the foot of the mountain to the summit, there's nothing he can't carry.

And of course, an all-natural peach feast package with remarkable benefits.

As for...

"I've been feeling listless lately. Why is that?" asked a guest with dark circles under his eyes and a thick aura of demonic energy.

The three fellow disciples exchanged glances. The Monkey pulled out his staff, the Pig drew his rake, and the Monk produced his staff.

"Stand, demon! Where do you think you're running?!"

From then on, Flower-Fruit Mountain Resort became famous overnight! The freshest air? The most beautiful scenery? The most natural food? The most polite monkeys in all of China?

Whatever you're looking for, I've got it!

In a nutshell, I brought my mountain and fellow disciples together to make us all prosperous.

Theme: Let Brother Monkey be the free and happy Monkey King again