The Goofy General Has Lost His Memory Again

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[My next book, I, the Aloof Male Supporting Character, Am Done Pretending, is up next. Feel free to visit my author page~]

The young emperor Wu Yuxi and General Shen Qing, the famed cavalry commander, married and were deeply in love for three years. Then one day, Wu Yuxi discovered that his perfect, devoted empress, Shen Qing, had spent the night away from home and returned to his "parents' place" without a word.

Wu Yuxi: ...Can I put up with that?

He rushed straight to the Duke's residence, only to find Second Young Master Shen, who had lost his memory and was acting like a complete fool. He was curled up in bed pretending to be a hen incubating eggs. When he saw Wu Yuxi, he frowned and said, "You're disturbing me. I'm incubating eggs. I want to hatch Xiaoxi myself."

Wu Yuxi, himself: ...You're something else.

Wait, where did you get those eggs?

#Went out for a bit and somehow caught an egg thief trespassing in the Prince Ren's residence#

Every day, Wu Yuxi woke up to find his empress acting like a fool, nothing like his former mature, decisive, and battle-hardened self.

As the days went by, Wu Yuxi gradually realized just how much careful, tender love was hidden beneath his general and empress's unremarkable little habits.

*

Shen Qing, son of the Duke of Zhenguo, grew up with Prince Wu Yuxi as his childhood friend and had been secretly in love with him for years.

After helping Wu Yuxi seize the throne, Shen Qing was harmed by someone and fell, injuring his head. His mind regressed to that of a four-year-old, and he lost every shred of dignity in front of his partner. Every day, he got jealous, pouted, and acted adorable to win affection.

After regaining his memories, he heard his partner recount all the stupid things he'd done and covered his face in embarrassment. "That wasn't me. I didn't do that."

*

"I don't know how to say sweet things. I only know that I love you very much. Even without my memories, I couldn't help wanting to protect and cherish you."

"Mm, I know."

Notes:

[Important]: 1. The uke is currently 22 and the seme is 26. They're both adults! There will be no intimate scenes before the seme gets his memories back!!!!! They've been married for three years, an old married couple. The seme injured his head, but many of his subconscious instincts remain. He's not a little kid for real, just become more childish and straightforward.

2. Set in an imaginary dynasty, with my own take on the court and some original settings. If it's not your thing, feel free to click away. Please don't attack me.

3. The imperial family members are all birds in their true forms. The uke is a tiny white society finch, just a little chirp. (Even adult society finches are only 10 cm tall.)

4. A lighthearted, silly, sweet story. There will be flashbacks, but the overall tone is sweet, sweet, sweet.

5. The seme's head will be healed later, and the couple's relationship will grow even stronger.

6. I revised the title and blurb a little, but the premise is unchanged!!

[Blurb saved on October 12, 2021, screenshot taken]

Coming soon

Coming soon, book one:

Meow! I'm So Cute [Sweet story from the uke's perspective, cozy slice-of-life. Come adopt a kitty~]

Bai Lu was an adorable white cat demon. One day, he was badly injured by a beast and barely escaped into a human's home.

The human took good care of him, always giving him dried fish and plenty of cat food. Bai Lu became the king of the household.

The human did some strange things, though. Once, he held Bai Lu and pointed at a cat-eared girl on his computer, saying, "Transform for me!"

Bai Lu tilted his head. Meow meow, I'm just a little male cat.

The human looked disappointed and stroked his head. Bai Lu secretly vowed to recover from his injuries and become a "snail girl," taking good care of the human.

One night, the human got off work early, and caught the "snail girl" in the act.

Bai Lu thought: Uh-oh, I'm done for.

*

Jing Hesong adopted a little cat. It was snow-white and unusually perceptive, bringing life and joy to his dreary existence. It also made a complete mess of everything.

After recovering and returning to work, Jing Hesong found that every time he came home, the apartment was spotless. Now and then, though, he would find traces of dried fish in a corner or under the bed.

One day, Jing Hesong said he would be home late, then came back early and turned on the lights. There he saw a cat-eared boy in a little dress, humming as he swept the floor with a piece of dried fish in his mouth. The tail at the base of his spine swished back and forth.

Jing Hesong suddenly remembered the "Transform for me" sticker his little sister had sent him, and his gaze darkened.

"Didn't they say animals couldn't become spirits after the founding of the country?"

Bonus scene

After Bai Lu started wearing women's clothes, he couldn't stop. His wardrobe filled with all kinds of bizarre little dresses, and he often wore them out to take pictures.

Jing Hesong calmly said he understood. It was normal for his partner to have little quirks, and he was free to wear whatever he wanted.

That is, until Bai Lu put on an ultra-ultra-ultra-short skirt that barely covered his upper thighs.

Jing Hesong's eye twitched. He could no longer stay calm, and grabbed the cat who was trying to run out the door.

Jing Hesong: Not this one.

The cat was bewildered: Meow?

Gentle, composed CEO seme x adorable cat demon uke who cross-dresses. 1v1, HE, both virgins.

Coming soon, book two:

I, the Aloof Male Supporting Character, Am Done Pretending [Dog-blood story from the uke's perspective, a very different style. Come see a master dog trainer turn a wolf into a dog.]

Ning Mian transmigrated into a book, becoming the aloof male supporting character in an old-school, melodramatic novel about heartbreak and groveling. He was restrained and proper, buttoning his shirt all the way to the top even in the hottest summer weather. After failing to win the uke's heart, he left in dejection and went abroad.

After spending ten years surviving in the apocalypse, Ning Mian transmigrated into the book and scoffed. What kind of man is this?

Ning Mian went straight to the nightclub where the story began. He watched the main couple for a while, then suddenly lost interest in the main uke's delicate, white-lotus face and set his sights on the main seme instead.

Ning Mian licked his lips, deliberately bumped into the main seme, and fell into his arms. His eyes reddened, his gaze turned seductive, and he panted softly. "Hey, handsome, I've been drugged. Please help me."

After one night together, Ning Mian left a bank card on the nightstand, along with a note: Your technique sucks. No repeat business. Bye.

Then he left the main seme all alone.

Ning Mian wasn't the type to pin all his hopes on one tree. He knew there was more than one man in the novel, so he became even more of a playboy, drifting from one to another. But every time he started flirting with someone, he was interrupted.

Ning Mian looked at the tall man before him with disdain and said sarcastically, "Don't tell me you're a virgin and expect me to take responsibility for you?"

Fang Zhiting ignored him completely. His phoenix eyes blazed with fury as he pointed to the WeChat screen. "Do you call everyone 'handsome'?"

Ning Mian nodded nonchalantly. "Sure."

Then he grinned and stroked Fang Zhiting's face. "But you're my favorite."

And then... Ning Mian couldn't get out of bed for three days.

*

Everyone said Fang Zhiting had found a darling at a nightclub: sweet and obedient, love at first sight. He even brought the man into his company to be his personal secretary.

Until Fang Zhiting frowned and personally set the record straight. "Who are you talking about? I don't know him. I'm pursuing someone. Don't let him get the wrong idea."

Ning Mian, who happened to see this on TV, raised an eyebrow and stretched lazily. "What's there to misunderstand?"

And then... Ning Mian couldn't get out of bed for another three days.

Fang Zhiting held Ning Mian tightly around the waist with one hand. His eyes seemed to hold a blizzard, and he said hoarsely, "I think you could stand to misunderstand a little."

[A shameless, flirtatious playboy uke x a loyal dog seme]

Reading guide:

1. There will probably be dog blood. The author's an old-fashioned dog, and this is exactly what I like. A self-indulgent story.

2. The uke doesn't follow the rules of male chastity. If you want to criticize someone, criticize me, don't criticize him, sob.

3. If it's not your thing, just click away. There's no need to tell me.

Theme: Every love deserves to be cherished.