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Good grief! The "chosen one" from the book suddenly showed up at my door!
After a car accident, Su Qiongqiong is suddenly pulled into a CEO romance novel and becomes Secretary A, a character who gets fewer than 200 words in the entire book.
Her immediate boss is an incredibly nitpicky CEO.
The CEO has it even worse than she does: he doesn't even have a name in the book, only the title "Mr. Gong."
Together, they appear in fewer than 500 words.
Su Qiongqiong's transmigration into a book doesn't come with any earth-shattering mission. She just has to follow the script and finish her 200-word role.
So she finishes it quickly. Aside from her boss being a bit fussy, it's practically a "painless transmigration into a book."
Su Qiongqiong returns to reality, where the elite female secretary she was in the book becomes a poor office worker whose name is just as penniless as she is.
She regrets it for a few days, then quickly resumes her old life.
But one day, as she opens the door to leave for work, she finds someone lying outside...
"Holy crap, Mr. Gong!"
Su Qiongqiong lets out a scream that could shake the heavens. Why is the fussy Mr. Gong from the book outside her door?!
Hadn't she already returned to reality?
Su Qiongqiong doesn't want to talk about what happened next. The more she says, the more she cries.
Long story short, her cramped secondhand apartment, which she's still paying off, now has a pampered CEO living in it.
Mr. Gong hates living without a driver, bodyguards, or a private jet, being unable to drink Lafite like water, and not being able to sign an acquisition deal on a whim.
He also nitpicks the tiny secondhand apartment, and on day N of his stay, he buys a bathtub and insists it be installed in Su Qiongqiong's bathroom.
Su Qiongqiong flies into a rage: "I'm not your secretary anymore, Gong Fu! Get back in the book!"
Gong Fu: "Tsk, you think I want to? Your bathroom is smaller than my toilet."
But Mr. Gong isn't all nitpicking. As a CEO, he ought to have a knack for investing and managing money, plus the luck of a koi fish.
So later, their home is often filled with conversations like this:
Su Qiongqiong: "Gong Fufu, which fund do you think I should buy?"
Gong Fu: "...Call me that again and you'll lose your financial advisor."
Su Qiongqiong: "Then... Fufu?"
Gong Fu: "..." %¥&¥&%*, scowling.jpg
Reading guide:
1. A broke worker who only wants to get rich x a paper CEO who grew up surrounded by luxury
2. A silly, everyday-life sweet romance
3. Like most people, the heroine works hard to get by. She doesn't expect to get something for nothing.
4. A daydream about a fictional character crossing into the real world. The logic is loose, so just have fun reading. If that's not your thing, don't force yourself~
Blurb screenshot dated 2021.10.12
★ Coming soon: Everyone in the Court Is Putting on an Act!
On her first day after transmigrating, Qin Songning sits in the garden of Kunning Palace, buffeted by the cold northwesterly wind.
"I was this close to debuting. Where the heck have I landed?"
The empress of the Great Yong Empire, the mother of the realm... Who's that? Me? I'm still single!
On his third day after transmigrating, Zhou Li lies on a dragon bed of indeterminate size, utterly despondent.
"Can this get any worse? I'm a college athlete, full of vigor, and you want me to pretend to be sick and cough up blood? My body won't let me!"
Unable to cough up blood, he makes a little fake blood out of ketchup. He lounges on the dragon throne during court sessions, feigning weakness day after day, as frail as a willow in the wind.
Until one late night, when Zhou Li is so hungry he sneaks off to the imperial kitchens.
He smells delicious food before he even gets close.
Zhou Li: Who's barbecuing in my imperial kitchens without permission?!
Qin Songning: Oh my gosh! It's my sickly husband, whom I've never even met!
Their eyes meet. Under the dark, windy night sky, Zhou Li suddenly stammers, "The discriminant..."
Qin Songning raises a hand. "Stop. New password: Imperial Palace Jade Liquor."
Zhou Li: ...
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The emperor and empress successfully make contact. The palace seems peaceful on the surface, but behind the scenes... it's utter chaos!
Zhou Li: "Empress, help me out! There are too many women in the harem. I feel like I'm committing a crime. Will the cops come arrest me?"
Qin Songning: "...Pay up. Five hundred taels per rescue."
Zhou Li: "I can't get full on these delicacies served in fancy dishes! Why don't they serve vegetables? You get sick if you don't eat vegetables! You'll die young! Empress, why don't we grow some in the imperial garden?"
Qin Songning: "...Pay up. Eight hundred taels for twenty seeds."
Zhou Li: "Empress! Great Yong is such a lame name for an empire. It's a bad omen. I'm changing it to Great Victory!"
Qin Songning: "...Money can't fix this one! Why don't you just die or something?"
Zhou Li: "Empress!"
Qin Songning: "Don't call me! I'm just the empress, not Doraemon!"
Zhou Li: "No, I wanted to say, I just heard Chef Wu from the imperial kitchens singing The Lonely Warrior!"
Qin Songning: ???
-A hyperactive young man, as hale and hearty as a bull but forced to pretend he's frail x a gorgeous, money-loving woman who seems aloof but has a wildly vivid inner life
★ Coming soon: What Are You Looking At? Never Seen a Blind-Box Spirit Before? Please follow~
Lin Sese is a blind-box spirit.
Her skill: she can pull any hidden prize, guaranteed.
One day, Lin Sese accidentally transmigrates into a book.
She's a rich family's supporting female character, destined to be cannon fodder. She marries into another family in an arranged marriage, yet remains devoted to her childhood crush, her "Brother XX." She repeatedly sets up the heroine and eventually dies in a fire.
Lin Sese: Don't panic. Watch me use my skill. Didn't I say I can pull any hidden prize, guaranteed?
That's right. With one pull, she gets another hidden version the author buried deep in the trash.
In this version, she's married to a mysterious big shot in the capital whom no one dares to offend. Maybe that's why the author couldn't keep writing: in this version, her crush on her childhood sweetheart just stops halfway, with nothing after it.
The manuscript's already in the trash. What sequel could there be?
Lin Sese: Great, I'm satisfied. I've got a blank script!
Forget pining after some childhood sweetheart. I'm going to conquer the entertainment industry!
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Ji Ci has no idea why he wakes up one morning with a marriage arranged for him, the wedding only a month away.
He sits at his desk with lowered eyes, lightly tapping the documents in his hand. His handsome face gives nothing away as he glances up at his subordinate and says in a low voice, "An arranged marriage?"
The subordinate trembles, not daring to raise his head or utter a word about what he found in his investigation.
How could the infamous King of Hell of the capital have an arranged marriage?
Good question. Who knows!
That day, Ji Ci coldly orders, "One hundred million. Make her leave."
The subordinate: "Understood, Mr. Ji."
A month later, Ji Ci coldly orders, "Five hundred million. Find her and bring her back."
The subordinate: "...Madam says that's not her price anymore."
Ji Ci: ?
The ultimate lucky blind-box spirit x an ATM who pays whenever asked
Theme: As long as you work hard to live your life, happiness will come knocking
"Boss! Oh no! Madam, she took the ball and ran away!" "Where did she go?"
"I'm going to your company to make a big deal out of you!"
"? What kind of cakes have you drawn!"
These big cakes are——
"I am a blind box spirit" The strongest koi blind box spirit
"Qingmei Zhejiao" Jiaojiao Xiaoqingmei x Dandy Little Bamboo Horse (Pseudo Rebirth and True Fragrance Literature
"Married to a Wife-Crueling Husband" A little orphan girl with bad luck but stable mood
"The Beauty of Spring" Weak Liu Fufeng, a handsome and wealthy lady x Kong Wu, a powerful double-door general (the most adorable body shape and height difference)
"She's the cutest" The ugly duckling with low self-esteem turns into a beautiful white swan
"Old Dream" Gentle Beauty x Affectionate Year (Lost and Found)
When will I write this style of fantasy again? I really like it.
Nice! Why do you have this little collection?
Very good, I finally finished it. I read it before and forgot about it.
Discovered? So keen
[Question mark] The progress is going crazy, haha
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Good looking, good looking. Laughing from beginning to end.
"Boss! Oh no! Madam, she took the ball and ran away!" "Where did she go?" "I'm going to your company to make a big deal out of you!" "? What kind of cakes have you drawn!" These big cakes are—— "I am a blind box spirit" The strongest koi blind box spirit "Qingmei Zhejiao" Jiaojiao Xiaoqingmei x Dandy Little Bamboo Horse (Pseudo Rebirth and True Fragrance Literature "Married to a Wife-Crueling Husband" A little orphan girl with bad luck but stable mood "The Beauty of Spring" Weak Liu Fufeng, a handsome and wealthy lady x Kong Wu, a powerful double-door general (the most adorable body shape and height difference) "She's the cutest" The ugly duckling with low self-esteem turns into a beautiful white swan "Old Dream" Gentle Beauty x Affectionate Year (Lost and Found)
When will I write this style of fantasy again? I really like it.
Nice! Why do you have this little collection?
Very good, I finally finished it. I read it before and forgot about it.
Discovered? So keen
[Question mark] The progress is going crazy, haha
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Good looking, good looking. Laughing from beginning to end.
Sprinkle flowers! ! ! ! !