Straight Guy Antics

My next novel will be You Really Are a Sneaky One [Ancient to Modern]. My upcoming ABO novel, I Thought I Had a Secret Crush, is also open for follows! The blurb is at the very bottom! Just after starting college, Lu You realizes his roommate, Lu Zhou, is far too good to him. They've kissed and touched, and just when Lu You thinks they're about to start dating, Lu Zhou turns around and gets a girlfriend. Lu You posts about it online and discovers this is apparently a classic straight-guy trick. He was just being played. Furious, Lu You decides to get revenge by using every trick in the book to seduce Lu Zhou. When Lu You senses Lu Zhou becoming more and more flustered and indulgent toward him, he confirms he's turned him gay, claps his hands, and walks away, saying with a smile, "What? I'm straight. Don't get the wrong idea. I think of you as a good buddy." Lu Zhou: "..." *A scheming, petty bottom x A simple-minded scumbag top who doesn't know he's a scumbag* Next novel: You Really Are a Sneaky One [Ancient to Modern] In his previous life, Yun Sheng passed the imperial exam at sixteen and entered government service, climbing step by step to the position of chancellor. He could turn the world upside down with a wave of his hand, yet somehow lost to the treacherous official Fu Shu and died after one careless mistake. Reborn, he transmigrates to the modern world several centuries later. He thinks he can finally escape the shadow of his nemesis, but the very next day, a transfer student joins his class. The transfer student smiles as he asks to sit beside him, greeting him without a hint of awkwardness. He leans over and whispers, "Didn't expect that, did you? You can't escape me after all." Yun Sheng thinks, This time, I definitely won't lose to you. * For the first monthly exam, Yun Sheng is sure he'll take the top spot. Instead, he ranks second from the bottom in the entire school. Fu Shu, who came in first, boasts, "So this is what it feels like to be one step ahead of someone. If I'd known, I would have competed for the chancellor's position back then." Yun Sheng grits his teeth. "Just you wait!" * Yun Sheng realizes that his carefully schemed persona has failed to take shape, while his nemesis's image as a gentle, devoted husband has only grown more deeply rooted in everyone's minds! He gives Fu Shu water laced with laxatives, and his classmates tease him: "Why are you so worried about him? So many girls offered him water, but he only took yours." He steals Fu Shu's homework notebook to destroy it, and his classmates rib him: "Don't be shy. Fu Shu said you can copy his homework whenever you want." Before an exam, he goes to Fu Shu's dorm to find some sleeping pills and knock him out, but his roommate urges him to stay: "Don't go. Fu Shu said you can sleep in his bed whenever you come over." Gradually, Yun Sheng finds the rumors about them getting more and more lively, until the homeroom teacher calls them in and asks, "Are you two dating?" Yun Sheng turns red with anger: You scheming bastard, get lost! Fu Shu smiles. "Teacher, don't be so blunt. You've made him blush." Yun Sheng: "???" *Black-bellied bottom who keeps trying to get revenge but only makes things backfire x A doting top who loves spoiling you, a master at winning over his beloved* I Thought I Had a Secret Crush [ABO] Huang Huang has two little secrets: First, after coming of age and presenting as a secondary gender, he discovers he can turn invisible. Second, he's had a secret crush on his childhood friend Chi Yu for years, but never dares to confess. Using his invisibility as a special ability, Huang Huang boldly does all sorts of things to Chi Yu that he shouldn't. But then he learns that Chi Yu is an O just like him, and his courage instantly evaporates. - After Huang Huang comes of age, Chi Yu suddenly realizes that his childhood friend keeps sneaking kisses and touches, then pretending it never happened. It's outrageous. The worst part is that after Chi Yu comes of age, the person who's always been by his side suddenly starts keeping his distance. After rumors spread throughout the school that Chi Yu has presented as an O, he finally finds a chance to pin Huang Huang against a wall and demand, "You get your fill of kissing and touching, then just walk away? You can't return an online purchase after seven days, either!" Huang Huang stares at him in confusion. "You can see me?" Chi Yu: "?" - Only later does Huang Huang discover two more things he hadn't known: First, he turns visible whenever he blushes or gets nervous. Second, Chi Yu has known all about his secret-crush antics the whole time. Huang Huang: I've got social-anxiety superpowers. I'm done with life, thanks. Theme: Keep a certain distance from others in social interactions, and treat people sincerely