The Tragic Novel's Heroine Just Wants to Give Up

[A lighthearted, goofy cultivation story. Everyone's a troublemaker, and the heroine lives for a laugh. The whole cast is blessed with an IQ-lowering aura. Daily updates, guaranteed!] [The author is a hopeless hack, so don't get your hopes up.] Jiang Tianqing was bored before bed, so she opened a friend’s highly recommended melodramatic master-disciple romance to pass the time. It was a clichéd tale of star-crossed love between master and disciple. The hero and heroine spent hundreds of chapters in a passionate love-hate relationship, and their epic romance shook the entire cultivation world, sweeping up countless onlookers in its wake. Jiang Tianqing yawned her way through it. Then she woke up as the heroine, who had the exact same name as her. Jiang Tianqing: ??? Luckily, none of the tangled love and hate had begun yet. The heroine hadn't become the hero's disciple, and she hadn't met the supporting cast. Remembering the novel's many-layered, heartbreaking romance, Jiang Tianqing resolutely decided to give up on trying in this angsty story: Who's the hero? Never heard of him! I'm focused on sword training. Keep away from me! * Years later, someone asked Jiang Tianqing, the Canglang Sword Master famed throughout the cultivation world for her unbeatable swordsmanship: As the greatest swordswoman in the cultivation world today, does it get lonely at the top? Jiang Tianqing replied: How could it? Slaying gods when the gods get in my way, and Buddhas when the Buddhas get in my way, is an absolute blast! A cultivation-leveling story, with my own take on immortal cultivation. This is not orthodox cultivation. The protagonist is skilled at persuading people with reason [physically]. A satisfying power fantasy, pretty goofy, with a slow-burn writing style. I once whipped a famous horse while drunk, and now I fear that loving too much will burden a beauty. P.S. The male lead is not the original novel's hero. The male lead is Xie Chengyue, and there isn't much romance in the story. The author is terrible at getting past writer's block, so updates may come very late sometimes. Content warning: The author's writing is very rambling. I turned off the comments because I was in a terrible state of mind, writing was painful, and I got trapped in a vicious cycle. I just want to finish this story properly. Chapter 37 has been revised a little. Coming soon: The Greatest Detective in Chang'an Chang'an beneath the night sky. The city is shrouded in intrigue, and strange cases crop up one after another. To uncover the mastermind behind a string of bizarre cases, the emperor issues an imperial decree, and Fang Qingzhi, Minister of the Court of Judicial Review, and the young general Jiang Biezhou become friends in name only. __ A woman disguised as a man: frail, sharp-tongued, and disdainful of absolutely everyone. The heroine is the Minister of the Court of Judicial Review. * A smiling schemer: crafty, highly skilled in combat, and a general. An episodic mystery-solving story, written for my own enjoyment. Theme: Persevere, love life, and stand on your own feet.