[Advance collection of "My Bamboo Horse Will Be Pregnant!" Opened article No. 1.12, Everyone is welcome to collect it
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After waking up from the car accident, Su Jing smelled the smell of milk on her body and looked in disbelief. She actually married a scumbag!
The scumbag Yan Ciqing is a cedar-flavored alpha, and he is a milk-flavored omega. The two met for the first time because of Chun/Yao Tianlei's attraction to the earth, completed their lifelong mark, and then secretly got married.
But I couldn't love the scumbag, so I did everything I could to lick a dog.
Give up your idol career for the scumbag. The scumbag spends his days and nights outside, while he spends his estrus alone at home. Every once in a while, he would give chicken soup to the scumbag.
Hetui this scumbag!
Su Jing held back her nausea and shouted to Yan Ciqing who walked into the ward: "Husband."
Yanciqing:...
A new way to discredit him? Who doesn't know that Su Jing hates him the most, and the two are recognized as mortal enemies.
But seeing the person Xiao had longed for for many years honestly call him husband, Yan Ciqing couldn't help but say "hmm".
In order to expose the scumbag, Su Jing took Yan Ciqing to a variety show together, but she didn't expect that the scumbag was so good at pretending.
Everyone who saw the variety show preview thought that the two would turn the variety show into a battlefield, tit for tat, and fight to the death. However, they did not expect that the two of them would be at odds with each other.
Su Jing was in a daze due to fever and cursed the scumbag. Yan Ciqing put a towel on him and coaxed him: "I was wrong."
Su Jing acted like a monster and deliberately took revenge on the scumbag. He did all the evil things, and the banquet minister accepted them all.
Everyone: Aren't you two mortal enemies? Why are you still holding hands? !
Everyone: The real-life enemy turns into a lover. Yan Ciqing can be with Su Jing. Why don't I believe in love?
Later, when Su Jing's memory recovered, he realized that he was not a licking dog, nor an idol, nor an omega. He and Yan Ciqing were enemies who had broken off relations for three years.
The memories in his mind are nothing more than a fanfic written by a cult CP fan.
But the whole people are already complaining about CP and moving to the civil affairs bureau.
Thinking that he had a fever and thought he was in estrus, and pestered Yan Ciqing to mark him, Su Jing scratched the ground with his toes.
Su Jing: Excuse me, let's escape through a crack in the ground QAQ
Yan Ciqing: I let you go three years ago, but you still want to run away this time?
Update time: 10 a. M. Every day
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Pre-receipt will be released on the 1.12Th of "My Bamboo Horse Will Be Pregnant!"
When he was three years old, Fu Jinle moved. His new home was big and beautiful. He liked it, and he liked the pretty little brother in the house next door even more!
When they met for the first time, Fu Jinle was starry-eyed, pouted and kissed Pei Xingzhou on the face: "Brother, Lele likes you!" She likes you even more than chocolate!
Three-and-a-half-year-old Pei Xingzhou covered his face with a look of shock and collapse: "How could you kiss me!"
Fu Jinle didn't take it seriously and even wanted to take another bite.
"In this way, the two of us will have a baby." Pei Xingzhou stroked his belly. Although he was a little surprised, he was still very happy if he was raising it with his younger brother.
Fu Jinle was dumbfounded, but he had a responsible child, crossed out, and a responsible father, "I will eat less to support you in the future."
Goodbye, little cookies, little milk, chocolate...
#It's too difficult for me to support my family at the age of three#
Fu Jinle and Pei Xingzhou intuitively knew that raising a baby was not easy, so they diligently went to kindergarten to earn money for "milk powder" for the baby.
During an interview one day, the staff asked each child what secret he had. Fu Jinle looked shy and said, "Actually, I'm going to be a father soon, but my brother won't let me tell me."
Audience:?
"Well, my mother is my brother, but my brother says he is the father, so my brother is the big daddy and I am the little daddy."
Audience:? ? ?
Help, this human cub has no sense of gender!
But watching the two children take on being dads every day, it's a little bit frustrating!
Fifteen years later, during the after-sales interview of the baby variety show, countless viewers discovered that the CP they were talking about back then came true!
I said back then that I got it for real!
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"He became even more arrogant after his rebirth"
Xie Shen, a famous forensic doctor, is a skilled and arrogant person. His only regret is that in college, he was bullied because he was an orphan and was submissive for two years without being arrogant.
One day, Xie, a forensic doctor, rejected a colleague who was courting him and sarcastically said: "Your anatomy skills are so bad, your life may be even worse."
The colleague was furious and drew his sword at Xie Shen, "You are too arrogant!"
Before Xie Shen died, he thought that his skills were really bad, and none of the three blows were fatal. It really hurt.
When he woke up again, he found that he was back in college, during his most frustrating sophomore year.
Xie Shen became even more arrogant.
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At the beginning of the new semester, people in the class discovered that Xie Shen, whose face had never been clearly visible before, had flirted with Chang Liuhai, and his pair of peach blossom eyes were extremely attractive.
Last semester, I still had 0 practical skills, but this semester I became an assistant professor.
Everyone: A beautiful woman will die with a knife, but a ghost is also romantic.
Xie Shen raised his knife and chopped off Lianshou's chicken head neatly, and sneered, "What?"
Everyone: Ah no.
The max-level boss returns to Novice Village, cool article
(In the early stage, I was in school, but later I will go to a broader sky than the previous life and crush everyone)
The young green tea puppy x the arrogant and poisonous beauty
Purpose: Live a positive life at all times