Jiang Zhi has been practicing in the mountains for many years. He is good at telling fortunes, reading fortunes, and drawing talismans to catch ghosts.
But when he got down the mountain, he realized that a fake Taoist priest like himself without a Taoist certificate would be caught telling fortunes to others.
Jiang Zhi had no choice but to use his face to sneak into the crew, and got a role as a vase background.
On the first day of work, an actor was possessed by a ghost and looked hideous. In order to save his job, Jiang Zhi forced the ghost away with his bare hands.
On the second day of work, the ghost peach blossoms surrounding the director were solved.
On the third day of work,...
On the nth day of work, the entire entertainment industry asked him to tell fortunes.
While Jiang Zhi was being merciless in collecting money, he was also afraid that the false evidence he had spent 300 yuan on would be exposed.
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Best Actor He Shiye, apart from his superb acting skills and winning Grand Slams, the most outstanding thing about him is his unlucky physique.
According to incomplete statistics, the actor will suffer from diarrhea at least three times a week and fall on the ground five times...
Until he accidentally met Jiang Zhi, who was playing the role of a nerd, during filming, He Shiye discovered that he was not unlucky, but he began to meet all kinds of non-human beings...
Small theater:
One day, the actor woke up in the middle of the night and heard a whimper outside his room. When he went out, he saw an evil ghost squatting on the ground and shivering.
Instead, his soft and weak assistant looked at the evil ghost with a fierce look on his face: "You look too scary! You are not allowed to show up until you get better!"
The evil ghost felt aggrieved and dared not speak out in anger: "I know, boss."
He Shiye:?
Easy and not scary!
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"After Mistaking Your Rival for Scumbag A"
After waking up from the car accident, Su Jing smelled the smell of milk on her body and looked in disbelief. She actually married a scumbag!
The scumbag Yan Ciqing is a cedar-flavored alpha, and he is a milk-flavored omega. The two met for the first time because of Chun/Yao Tianlei's attraction to the earth, completed their lifelong mark, and then secretly got married.
But I couldn't love the scumbag, so I did everything I could to lick a dog.
Give up your idol career for the scumbag. The scumbag spends his days and nights outside, while he spends his estrus alone at home. Every once in a while, he would give chicken soup to the scumbag.
Hetui this scumbag!
Su Jing held back her nausea and shouted to Yan Ciqing who walked into the ward: "Husband."
Yanciqing:...
A new way to discredit him? Who doesn't know that Su Jing hates him the most, and the two are recognized as mortal enemies.
But seeing the person Xiao had longed for for many years honestly call him husband, Yan Ciqing couldn't help but say "hmm".
In order to expose the scumbag, Su Jing took Yan Ciqing to a variety show together, but she didn't expect that the scumbag was so good at pretending.
Everyone who saw the variety show preview thought that the two would turn the variety show into a battlefield, tit for tat, and fight to the death. However, they did not expect that the two of them would be at odds with each other.
Su Jing was in a daze due to fever and cursed the scumbag. Yan Ciqing put a towel on him and coaxed him: "I was wrong."
Su Jing acted like a monster and deliberately took revenge on the scumbag. He did all the evil things, and the banquet minister accepted them all.
Everyone: Aren't you two mortal enemies? Why are you still holding hands? !
Everyone: The real-life enemy turns into a lover. Yan Ciqing can be with Su Jing. Why don't I believe in love?
Later, when Su Jing's memory recovered, he realized that he was not a licking dog, nor an idol, nor an omega. He and Yan Ciqing were enemies who had broken off relations for three years.
The memories in his mind are nothing more than a fanfic written by a cult CP fan.
But the whole people are already complaining about CP and moving to the civil affairs bureau.
Thinking that he had a fever and thought he was in estrus, and pestered Yan Ciqing to mark him, Su Jing scratched the ground with his toes.
Su Jing: Excuse me, let's escape through a crack in the ground QAQ
Yan Ciqing: I let you go three years ago, but you still want to run away this time?
——————Advance receipt————
"He became even more arrogant after rebirth", everyone is welcome to collect it
Xie Shen, a famous forensic doctor, is a skilled and arrogant person. His only regret is that in college, he was bullied because he was an orphan and was submissive for two years without being arrogant.
One day, Xie, a forensic doctor, rejected a colleague who was courting him and sarcastically said: "Your anatomy skills are so bad, your life may be even worse."
The colleague was furious and drew his sword at Xie Shen, "You are too arrogant!"
Before Xie Shen died, he thought that his skills were really bad, and none of the three blows were fatal. It really hurt.
When he woke up again, he found that he was back in college, during his most frustrating sophomore year.
Xie Shen became even more arrogant.
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At the beginning of the new semester, people in the class discovered that Xie Shen, whose face had never been clearly visible before, had flirted with Chang Liuhai, and his pair of peach blossom eyes were extremely attractive.
Last semester, I still had 0 practical skills, but this semester I became an assistant professor.
Everyone: A beautiful woman will die with a knife, but a ghost is also romantic.
Xie Shen raised his knife and chopped off Lianshou's chicken head neatly, and sneered, "What?"
Everyone: Ah no.
The max-level boss returns to Novice Village, cool article
(In the early stage, I was in school, but later I will go to a broader sky than the previous life and crush everyone)
The young green tea puppy x the arrogant and poisonous beauty
Intention: Light will eventually defeat darkness
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