The Substitute Is Me, Are You Not Satisfied?

Completed [The follow-up article "Is Lemon Sweet?" Please collect w] A new man moved upstairs to Xia Xi. It is said that he is a new astronomy professor from the university next door. Ascetic and cold, he is simply the ideal type in her dreams. Xia Xi fell in love with him at first sight and frantically practiced how to express her feelings with her parrot every day. As a result, the day before she was about to confess, her parrot ran away and ran into Jiang Jibai's classroom where he was giving a live open class. In front of hundreds of people, a parrot suddenly flew in and landed on the shoulder of a cold and indifferent man. He said a human word: "Professor Jiang, I like you!" The whole classroom: "???" The parrot continued to talk wildly: "I hope you will not be disrespectful and be my boyfriend!" - The whole world knows that Jiang Jibai agreed to a parrot's confession. Xia Xi never dreamed that she would be pried into a corner by her own free-range chicken, and angrily knocked on the door upstairs: "Um... Professor Jiang, I am the owner of the parrot. If you don't mind, I can - be its substitute." The crooked food blogger who raised a Puxin parrot x the crooked astronomy professor Mindless x unhappy This book is also known as "The last time I heard such an outrageous thing was the last time" "About me doing everything wrong in the process and still getting the right answer" "Do food bloggers really have everything" "My girlfriend is not a human being" -tips- 1. 1V1, he, sc 2. Cookie, read Chapter 1 of Mine Clearance and make a speech 3. Daily update, tentatively scheduled to be updated at 8:00 every morning ——Copywriting of the follow-up article "Is Lemon Sweet?"—— 1. Yu Siying lost a bet and confessed her love to the school boss in public. It is said that the school girl is indifferent and heartless, and she refuses everyone who comes to confess her love with the same polite words: "Sorry, I have someone I like." This is exactly what Yu Siying meant. However, after listening to her perfunctory confession, this aloof school sweetheart lazily raised her peach blossom eyes and said, "Okay." Yu Siying:? ? ? 2. Xiao said that his family has been urging him to find a girlfriend recently, and for this reason, he has deducted more than half of his living expenses, and will receive an additional reward of 10,000 yuan per month for dating. He sincerely invited Yu Siying to pretend to be his girlfriend to make money, and the two of them would split it 50-50. Yu Siying, who was short of money, agreed with great enthusiasm. Later, the moonlight was bright and white. Xiao Que lowered his eyes with long eyelashes and kissed her eyelids, nose tip and lips inch by inch. His voice was slightly hoarse and tender: "Say you love me." "Well, I love you." "How much love?" "Five thousand." "..." Beautiful, arrogant, wild x cold, lazy and doesn't talk much Tips: 1.1V1, he, sc 2. Inspired by the joke about living expenses on the Internet Concept: Life is a subjective question with no standard answer