Since Humans Are the Strongest, Don't We Need to Coax Them?

[Ended quietly] Pre-collection of "I became famous after becoming the palm of a wealthy man's tweets" and "Hello, what should I do if my kitten doesn't meow" please collect ~ The copy is at the bottom. Copywriting of this article: Softie, whose scientific name is Mirko, is the cheapest star pet in the Federation. He is clingy, transparent, and soft. The only drawback is that the lifespan is only nine days. At the federal garbage dump, a weakling who was abandoned before death moved his round head, wondering why he was abandoned by his owner. The trash can was thrown into the interstellar ruins. The soft egg in the detention area swam and swam in the solidified air flow. When tired of swimming, he lay down on a transparent biological cabin. It saw a pair of ice-blue eyes, like the ice and snow on the mountains, beautiful and ruthless during the avalanche. ! Such a good-looking human being decided that he would be its master for the remaining three days. * A861 is the first batch of war machines cultivated by the Federation. It has been fighting for the Federation on the front line with the highest winning rate and strongest output. During the medical repatriation process, he was abandoned. With his whole body wrapped in strong bandages, his eyes were deliberately exposed, hoping that he would look at the stars alone and die in despair due to lack of oxygen. Life has no past, death has no coming and going. A861 calmly waited for the biological signs to disappear, but a life form suddenly appeared in the starry sky in front of him. It was so fragile that it was even called a soft egg, but it stubbornly opened the gap in the biological cabin and tried hard to use the pitiful and weak corrosive liquid to rescue him under the bandage. Finally, A861 moved his fingers, signaling the fool to gather the rare corrosive liquid at the strongest finger of mankind. * A861 and Coward were swept into an unknown planet by a space storm, and embarked on a road of exploration in order to find starting energy. At first, A861 felt that the weakling was fragile and annoying. The soft egg sucks the juice of the red fruit, sheds tears from the pain, and wants to be hugged. The weakling bit the mung bean, which made him burp because of the sour taste. He wanted to touch it. One day, the soft egg disappeared. A861 searched all the places where soft eggs like to go, and finally fished out the dying soft eggs in a purple river. The dizzy and bubbly soft egg gently pressed against A861's cold fingers. A861, who had not learned Star Pet Language, heard a Nuonuo voice: Master, burp, I tried it, you can drink this river water~ Later, the coward who usually lay on his master's head looked at the alien grandma's beautiful little handkerchief with envious eyes. It was said that humans are the strongest, huh, that's a lie! …… A861 had a cold face and picked up the embroidery needle with a hand that could catch bullets with bare hands. * A861 unconsciously got used to Coward's coquettishness, but until Coward unexpectedly turned into a human form. Only then did he realize that something would happen if he coaxed the cub too much. Mirko's rules for coquettishness (applicable to master) 1. When the owner is angry, you should obediently spread it flat in the palm of your hand, imagine that you are a little sweet pie, and when you see the owner's eyes smiling, you can stick your fingers with the owner. 2. Don't sneak up to the owner's neck, or you will be thrown off. But it can be done when in human form, the master will stay still! The charming young man who hugged his master affectionately looked at the reddish earlobe so close and bit it. 3. Wuwu cannot bite its owner, or it will be punished and cannot stick to it. The boy who tried to get into his master's bed in the middle of the night was grabbed by the white wrist. "Master, are you still angry?" Mirko's watery eyes were full of grievances. A861 was stiff and his face was red, "I told you, you can't call me this when you are in human form." "What's that called?" The boy's soft cheek rubbed the big shackles on his wrists. "Ah, Dandan understands, people who like each other should be called Lao——" "Huh?" A861 hurriedly covered Mirko, but his palms were heated by the pure love in his eyes. ++++The young man smiled brightly. He had a secret that his master didn't know. He could sense emotions by touching the other person's skin. In the world of perception, the first ice sheet is now full of spring vegetation. …… Article n. The master's love is like a hot spring hidden under the ice sheet. Mirko must always abide by the direction of his spoiled partner and let the hot spring melt the ice sheet. Then Dandan swam in the hot spring hehe! Note: 1. Don't be particular about the interstellar setting if it is not popular. 2. Soft and lively, the magic power changes and becomes cold-hearted and hot-hearted. It's soft, cute, silly and sweet. If you don't like it, don't go in. ********* Pre-collection 1: "I became famous after becoming the thumb of a wealthy boss" Qiu Qiu died in a car accident and woke up again. Good news: He moved into the bedroom of the Mu family boss he once had a crush on. Bad news: He turned into a fat chirping bird Good news: The birds in the Mu family eat better than people, and the bird's nest is a hundred times better than his former rental house worth 1,000 yuan. He can lie down flat. Bad news: He will be forced to watch the big boss and the nominal daughter-in-law of the Mu family, Xu Zhuhong, show off their affection at close range. Good news: He learned that the whole world revolves around a book about the Mu family. This Mu Zhuhong is a time traveler who keeps trying to seduce the male protagonist Mu Heli, but ultimately fails. Qiu, the new darling of the Mu family, Qiu, eats the melon seeds picked by the boss, and rides the slide on the boss's abdominal muscles: let's see how you perform. * Mu Heli has a dull temperament. He was supposed to marry Xu Zhuhong according to his parents' engagement, but for some reason the wedding was postponed because of the departure of a young reporter. Maybe it's because the interview cooperation a few days ago was quite pleasant. He just wanted to wait, but his fiancee's behavior became more and more strange, and she was not even as cute as his new bird. The little bird is called Qiuqiu, and it will sit on his belly when he catches a cold; when he peels melon seeds, he will fold up the melon seed skins and throw them into the trash can... Mu Heli allowed this lively little bird to break into his restricted area. Until one night, the furry creature sleeping on his shoulder suddenly turned into a human. Looking at the somewhat familiar little reporter, his hands that caressed the feathers during the day became restrained. But... The little bird doesn't know how to restrain its instinct to act coquettishly. In the middle of the night: Mu Heli looked at the fair figure that kept getting into his arms, his lowered eyes concealing a hint of heat. "Chirp, chirp, chirp", people who don't know it think they are a little bird in their dreams. "Chirp." * Xu Zhuhong has been working hard for a long time, planning to broadcast her and Mu Heli's family life in a variety show in order to gain huge CP value. As a result, the happy daily routine of preparing for the wedding was interrupted. Mu Heli was obsessed with raising a sparrow and repeatedly refused his approach. This is simply ridiculous. But what's even more ridiculous is that netizens actually started to make fun of Mu Heli's CP "Who knows? Mr. Mu brushed his teeth with a furry face expressionless, the contrast was overwhelming!" "Ah ah today, Mr. Mu secretly checked whether Xiao Qiuqiu had lost her feathers in the middle of the night. He made the feathers into bookmarks and he loved it so much!" "I have a question. Wasn't it originally said that Mr. Mu and his fiancée are very sweet? Has the character of loving small animals also fallen apart?" Xu Zhuohong was furious. He eagerly wanted to argue, but found that Mu Heli's eyes looking at the bird were strangely tender. "No way, don't tell me that a great actor like a flower is standing in front of you, but you like a sparrow?" Mu Heli: "... Qiuqiu is not a sparrow." "And when did you win Best Actor? Was it a nomination?" Pre-collection 2: "Hello, what should I do if my kitten doesn't meow" Copywriting: +++++++Xu Xi is a dedicated young actor. He is beautiful and exquisite, and his acting skills have steadily improved. Recently, his popularity has soared because of a drama that became a hit. A large number of passers-by are doing archaeological research. "The acting is pretty good, but the character is mediocre." "Out of the drama fan filter, a real person who is shy and reserved has nothing to do with fans." …… The agent was angry because of his worry. Xu Xi took his time and filmed movies and appeared in variety shows. However, he was a little troubled recently because the kitten he picked up on the set didn't meow. He checked the kitten's body and found that it was in good health. Xu Xi was worried and had to go to the pet forum for help. "Hello, what should I do if my kitten doesn't meow?" "I suggest you show an example to the kitten." Xu Xi was confused but obediently stretched out his hand, clenched his fist loosely, and said in a soft voice, "Meow~" ? It seems not possible. The white cat squatted coolly on the opposite side, its paw pads scratching the ground, as if it was enduring something. * He Cheng is a descendant of the ancient white tiger clan. In this world, he occasionally supervises some monsters causing trouble and is also an actor. The kind of person who accidentally becomes the best actor. During a turmoil, he was accidentally injured and turned into a white cat to cultivate in the forest. However, he was accidentally picked up by a young actor. The young actor had a gentle temperament and took good care of him. Even though his longing eyes could no longer be hidden, he still packed a small package for him and planned to send him home. Carrying a small package, he jumped lightly into the little actor's bed. The cat's food was good, so he ate some more. But he didn't expect the young actor's persistence in making him meow unexpectedly. After seeing the other party wash up, with wet black hair pressed against his ear, and meowing softly, He Cheng growled unbearably, and pounced on the other party's unexpectedly exposed white slender waist. It's OK to meow, but it doesn't matter who is meowing. ++++Xu Xi, who was knocked down by the kitten:? Why did I seem to have seen a big tiger? * The Aimi Forum is a semi-real-name forum, but as long as you pay attention to changing the default account name, you can be completely anonymous. Recently, a post appeared on the home page. Netizens discovered that the poster was a cute owner who was troubled by the fact that his kitten could not meow. Netizens enthusiastically offer suggestions "Can you give me a demonstration?" --Abai looked at me coldly and stamped his feet QAQ "Are you quiet and timid?" --Last time there was a thief in my house, and Abai caught him and sent him to the hospital (euphemistically) "Is there a possibility that I dislike the unpleasantness of the name?" --▽Today I called the noble Lord Whitechester and was laughed at! Abai would rather laugh than scream. … Netizens laughed loudly, just as Xu Xi, a new student, became a hot search topic. ​#Xu Xi pretends to be a cat and is cute to the actor He in the RV# Xu Xi responded in a panic: I'm just asking my seniors for some tips on raising pets, and I'm attaching n photos of white cats. Some forum netizens: I discovered some exciting facts! Some Yangou CP fans: I know that as long as you are sincere, you will have candy. Most Hechengwei fans: What a fresh little white lotus. He Cheng, who got close to Xu Xitao through Yang Chong: As a white cat, I will be mute for the rest of my life! Until later, Xu Xi, who collaborated with Actor He, often made a name for himself with his acting skills, and became an animal group pet in animal variety shows. Only then did netizens discover that Xu Xi was actually a quiet and seductive rose. "My Missed Wife" became a hot search among netizens. A man as wild and domineering as a white tiger hugged the hard-won little rose next to him, admiring his red earlobes while tapping his phone. +@Hecheng is too lazy to act: It's too late, my wife is mine. The gentle little beauty is attacked by the fierce and possessive nature Mission: Never give up hope of survival even in adverse circumstances