I Spend Every Day Trying to Break up Fights Between My Boyfriend and My Cat.

[Column "The strongest human being, no need to coax the cubs" "Mermaid Fasting Day (abo)" Please bookmark it, the copy is at the bottom] Catnip, who had just come off the mountain, sat dizzy on a chair at the job fair because he wanted to drink a bottle of free water. The boss held a small flower bone in his left hand and twisted the little gangster's head with his right hand. He said fiercely: With a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, five insurances and one fund, whoever can plant this flower well will be covered by me for the rest of his life. Bo Ziye weakly raised his hand: I can QwQ, but I'm afraid. * Dou Maobang is a high-level social animal in the entertainment industry. He is often said to have a sharp tongue and a bad temper. When he returns home, he has to endure a smelly cat left by his grandma. In order to fulfill his grandma's last wish, he hired a gardener. The little gardener is good at planting flowers, but his brain is very stupid. I like to squat in the soil and cosplay with potted plants with my fair face raised. When he caught me, he moved behind the flowers and shouted, "Mr. Dou Dou" with wide round eyes. "I told you it's not Mr. Doudou." He held his forehead, but one day he found that his smelly cat was missing. After checking the surveillance camera, he rushed to the servant's room with a cold face. Good guy, this is a big cat masturbation scene. He is anxious and angry, he... He stared at someone's soft belly being rubbed by a cat: Mad, he wants to suck it too. * ​ #A well-known entrepreneur (married) attended a charity party and had several unknown scratches on his hands and face. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? # A certain movie queen: Tsk, what kind of man is it to let his wife live in a maid's room? A certain traffic: An insider can only reveal that the boss's hair is dyed green. "Mr. Dou, are you deeply troubled by domestic violence?" After thinking about the small community at home and the four arrogant cats, Dou Maobang said with a cold face: "Whose unscrupulous media are you from? Do you know that you will be legally responsible for spreading rumors about a loving couple?" Note: 1Same-sex marriageable background 2 has a small amount of entertainment industry content. 3 Demining: You have no brain in being cute and cute (yes, if you don't have a brain, you will cry and burp. If you don't like it, don't come in. If you click on it and you scold you, it's because you don't follow martial ethics) --------------------------------------- Pre-collection 1 "The strongest human being, no need to coax the cub" Copywriting: The coward is the cheapest star pet in the Federation, clingy, transparent, and soft. The only drawback is that the lifespan is only nine days. At the federal garbage dump, a weakling who was abandoned before death moved his round head, wondering why he was abandoned by his owner. The trash can was thrown into the interstellar ruins. The soft egg in the detention area swam and swam in the solidified air flow. When tired of swimming, he lay down on a transparent biological cabin. It saw a pair of ice-blue eyes, like the ice and snow on the mountains, beautiful and ruthless during the avalanche. ! Such a good-looking human being decided that he would be its master for the remaining three days. * A861 is the first batch of war machines cultivated by the Federation. It has been fighting for the Federation on the front line with the highest winning rate and strongest output. During the medical repatriation process, he was abandoned. With his whole body wrapped in strong bandages, his eyes were deliberately exposed, hoping that he would look at the stars alone and die in despair due to lack of oxygen. Life has no past, death has no coming and going. A861 calmly waited for the biological signs to disappear, but a life form suddenly appeared in the starry sky in front of him. It was so fragile that it was even called a soft egg, but it stubbornly opened the gap in the biological cabin and tried hard to use the pitiful and weak corrosive liquid to rescue him under the bandage. Finally, A861 moved his fingers, signaling the fool to gather the rare corrosive liquid at the strongest finger of mankind. * A861 and Coward were swept into an unknown planet by a space storm, and embarked on a road of exploration in order to find starting energy. At first, A861 felt that the weakling was fragile and annoying. The soft egg sucks the juice of the red fruit, sheds tears from the pain, and wants to be hugged. The weakling bit the mung bean, which made him burp because of the sour taste. He wanted to touch it. One day, the soft egg disappeared. A861 searched all the places where soft eggs like to go, and finally fished out the dying soft eggs in a purple river. The dizzy and bubbly soft egg gently pressed against A861's cold fingers. A861, who had not learned Star Pet Language, heard a Nuonuo voice: Master, burp, I tried it, you can drink this river water~ Later, the coward who usually lay on his master's head looked at the alien grandma's beautiful little handkerchief with envious eyes. It was said that humans are the strongest, huh, that's a lie! …… A861 had a cold face and picked up the embroidery needle with a hand that could catch bullets with bare hands. Pre-receipt of 2 "Mermaid Fasting Day (abo)" Self-inflicted false tenderness x Baiqiehei, cute pet in the early stage, fierce pet in the later stage, mermaid attack Purpose: People, animals and plants must live in harmony