The Rich Heir's Gossip King Only Wants to Dish, but Everyone Hears His Thoughts

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Mo Keyu woke up one day as the eldest daughter of the Mo family.

The System told her: Good news, you’re a rich heiress!

Bad news, after Old Master Mo dies, your stepmother, Zhang Xiufeng, and your stepsister, Mo Xiaoyun, will take all the family’s wealth.

She had arrived a year before Mo Zhengtian’s departure.

Mo Keyu thought: Thank goodness. I can lie around for another year.

However, the System had no other skills, but it was an expert at dishing out gossip.

As a rich heiress, Mo Keyu had to attend all kinds of elite gatherings, where she spent every day hopping around the melon patch.

[The famously devoted Actor Wei is secretly keeping a harem in the entertainment industry? Yikes, rich people really do get around. Wait, his wife doesn’t know?]

[Young Master Yan and the little white flower are together. Heh, she already has an old flame and is just using him as a sucker to raise someone else’s kid!]

[Hahahahaha, this guy’s been wild since he was a kid. He looks like a beefcake, but he’s been completely impotent for ages.]

Young Master Xu: ?

Actor Wei: ?

Young Master Yan: ?

Everyone: !!!

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As a mere background character among the wealthy, Mo Keyu kept inexplicably receiving invitations from bigwigs in every field. All she had to do was show up and eat.

Mo Keyu, who only wanted to be a lazy fish, thought: This kind of deal exists?

Every time she ate with them, she came across some explosive rich-family gossip and couldn’t help letting out a piercing shriek in her heart.

Strangely, though, the expressions on the faces of her wealthy hosts changed by the second. Some ran off halfway through the meal, while others suddenly turned on their enemies and started arguing with them right there at the table.

Mo Keyu: ? Are rich people all this unhinged?

After all those free meals, bigwigs from every field didn’t just fail to get sick of her, they even treated her with great affection. Meanwhile, the business she had started in a laid-back way somehow kept thriving.

So why bother working hard? Time to slack off!

1. No-brain wish fulfillment, adored by everyone, over-the-top, System, domineering CEOs, slightly unhinged, eating, sweet romance.

2. No angst at all. Have fun watching people get face-slapped, enjoying gossip, and spending money.

[Written May 29, 2024]

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Ning Baiwei woke up in a magical world. The Wizards’ Association discovered her and dumped her into a nearby magic school.

Because she couldn’t speak the language and her abilities were unknown, she was assigned to the lowest-ranked academy, which was also full of the most inferior wizards.

Here, students didn’t study seriously, teachers didn’t teach properly, and outside the school she had to watch out for students from the supposedly prestigious academies, who rode their brooms into people.

After muddling along for several months, Ning Baiwei finally learned the language of the magical world, only to discover that her classmates were all more bizarre than the last.

Classmate A: Why bother studying? [picking nose] I’ve studied magic for over ten years, and I still can’t beat anyone. Better come help me research bombs. One can blow up a hundred black demons.

Classmate B: High-level magic requires you to distinguish front and back nasal sounds, and retroflex and non-retroflex consonants. My tongue gets tied up just trying to chant a spell. Sis, why don’t we brew potions instead? One bottle costs 9,998. Take a lick and you’ll ascend to heaven. Get rich without a worry.

Classmate C: Sigh, I’ll never learn magic in this life. I might as well go home and raise pigs. Oh, you heard the news about a little pig crashing into eighty trees in one second? That’s my Feifei. It’s throwing a tantrum, and it almost pierced right through the planet. Boohoo, I’ll never steal Feifei’s chocolate again.

What the heck? Is this a magic class or a villain’s lair?

Ning Baiwei felt terribly lonely in the magical world. Her magic textbooks were written in the language of magic, and she couldn’t even recognize half the words. Then one day, she found a top, top, top wizard’s secret textbook. It contained the most powerful attack magic.

Ning Baiwei opened to the first page. It said:

Repeat after me: Fireball.

Ning Baiwei softly recited the words. A tremendous boom rang out, and the wall in front of her shattered. A gigantic fireball fell from the sky, its blinding light tearing through the night as the ground began to burn fiercely...

P.S.:

1. A mix of Chinese and Western-style, earthy magic. At its heart, this is satisfying face-slapping.

2. Satisfying, satisfying, satisfying. It’s all about the satisfaction. A fun, happy face-slapping story with no angst for the heroine, and everyone around her is great.

3. Setting: Chinese is the strongest language. English will appear as magical narration explaining the Chinese.

4. A fresh idea, based on my favorite magic from childhood.

5. Things may be revised, but not much will change. Fun, happy, okay! Come play~ Come play~

[Written November 3, 2024]

Theme: Stay positive