I Kick the Tragic Romance Plot to the Curb [Quick Transmigration]

Su Xiao had always thought her brother-in-laws were outrageous, so much so that they seemed to transcend the world’s spectrum of absurdity. For example, when her eldest sister, Su Anran, was hospitalized, she heard her CEO brother-in-law say, “Get rid of the baby or I’ll divorce you.” She couldn’t understand why her sister liked that pighead. For example, when her second sister, Su Xia, was hospitalized, she heard her second brother-in-law, who was obviously a bad guy, say, “Woman, if you die, I’ll definitely forget you.” She couldn’t understand why her second sister liked that pighead. For example, when her third sister, Su Yan, was hospitalized, her unemployed brother-in-law brought his beloved to visit her. She couldn’t understand why her third sister liked that pighead. And then there was her little sister, Su Keke, who regularly went missing. One day, Su Keke, covered in wounds and on the brink of death, appeared in her room, calling out some pighead’s name. Su Xiao thought the Su family must have been cursed by some pighead god. It wasn’t until she was reborn that Su Xiao learned her sisters were all heroines in angsty romance novels. Even more outrageous, Su Xiao was a heroine, too, in a strong female lead novel. But the author had abandoned the story after a hundred thousand words, so in her previous life, she had lived as an ordinary person. After being reborn, Su Xiao went searching for golden fingers in other worlds while trying to teach her useless brothers-in-law to behave like decent people. But then Su Xiao discovered that things were far more complicated than she had imagined. For example, humans could conjure fire out of thin air. How had she never known that before? Her second brother-in-law, who was definitely not a good person, really was evil... and maybe not even human? Her unemployed third brother-in-law seemed to have a proper job, but what kind of cringey setup was an Ability Alliance? The name her little sister Su Keke kept calling seemed to be extremely famous in the supernatural world, yet no one dared say it aloud. Kicking over the angsty romance script was harder than Su Xiao had imagined, but she still bravely took it on. “Angsty romance? Not a chance!” Reader’s Guide: Fantasy in the main world plus quick transmigration. The heroine levels up, fights monsters, and takes down scumbags. Lots of female supporting characters. The male lead and male supporting characters are all sexually pure. 100,000 words in the bank, so dive in without worry. I couldn’t manage six updates a day anymore, so I changed it to three a day. Coming Soon: Draw Your Blade Before the Tyrant Turns Cruel This story is also known as: “After Torturing Him a Thousand Times, He’s Still My First Love”; “She Can Only Be Forgiven Because He Loves Her”; “In Short, the Heroine Has Her Reasons”; “She Didn’t Mean to Psychologically Manipulate the Tyrant.” The romance department has shut down. That damned Mary Sue ran off with her new love, so there’s no choice but to drag out the villains to do the missions. The male leads who used to take a year or more to win over can now all be dealt with in a single stab. One stab does it. System: “Here’s the plan: just treat them well, without complaint or regret, and one day the tyrant will definitely fall in love with you.” Yan Zhen: “Get lost.” In the first world, Yan Zhen was offered up by her family to the City Lord of Liancheng. From childhood, she had been brainwashed day and night to treat the City Lord as her whole world and obey him in everything. On her wedding night, facing the handsome, cold-faced City Lord, the System popped up three choices in front of Yan Zhen. [Remove the veil] [Kneel and pay your respects] [Weep delicately] Yan Zhen: “...” She directly drew the blade she had nurtured with her soul for eighteen years, trading her life for his and gravely wounding the tyrant. When she awoke from unconsciousness, Yan Zhen discovered that someone had somehow extended her life. City Lord of Liancheng: “You hurt me, and now you want to die without my permission? Your soul is now linked to mine. If I die, your soul will be destroyed, too.” Yan Zhen: “????” System: “He’s fallen in love with you!” Yan Zhen: “Bullshit.” When the world ended and she returned, Yan Zhen decisively erased all her feelings. The Transmigration Bureau recruited the evil god Ligen. To help him turn over a new leaf and become a good person, they wanted the organization’s care and love to make him into a positive, upstanding god. So they arranged a heartwarming outreach activity for him, assigning the most popular romance department across all the worlds to run it. Then... In the first world, Ligen was stabbed. In the second world, Ligen was stabbed again. In the third world, Ligen... tied Yan Zhen up, but still got stabbed. In the fourth world: Ligen: “Put the knife down first, and let’s talk this through.” Yan Zhen: “What are you scared of? It’s just a knife.” Theme: Ten years of leveling up, a hundred years of nurturing people