My Kid Is a Dad-Pampering Fanatic

[Coming soon: After Bending a Homophobic Top-Tier Star on a Parenting Variety Show, click the author's page~~~] After transmigrating into the body of a notorious, temperamental celebrity, Qin Luo takes it in stride. But when he learns that this body can give birth, and has already had a baby, he can't stay calm anymore. Does this world really go that far? But when he sees the exquisitely cute little boy calling him Daddy in a babyish voice, his heart melts. Whatever, it wasn't his soul that gave birth to him, so this is basically becoming a dad with no pain. Nice! Qin Luo loves kids and happily gets ready to show off his boundless fatherly love. But on the parenting variety show, he discovers that when it comes to his son, he's less than useless... Cooking segment: Qin Luo can't cook. The cool-faced little darling, wearing an apron and standing on a stool, flips the spatula like a pro. "Daddy, it's okay. I can cook, so that's all that matters." Talent show segment: Qin Luo has no talents. The cool-faced little darling plays the piano, then the violin, then the guitar. "Daddy, you don't have to know how to do anything. Just tell me what you want to hear, and I'll perform it for you." Even when they go shopping, Qin Luo doesn't have any money. The little darling turns into a domineering CEO, waving his hand grandly. "Wrap all of these up for my daddy. And those over there, too. My daddy looked at this one twice, so wrap it up as well." The haters across the internet, keyboards ready to watch Qin Luo make a fool of himself: "..." [Waaah, President Xiao Xie, do you still need a useless dad?] [I can't cook either, and I'm broke. President Xiao Xie, how about taking a look at me?] Just like that, Qin Luo gets carried by his little one. He gradually settles into being a lazy, laid-back fish, enjoying the child's care. But the other dad's gaze grows more and more dangerous. Qin Luo warns him sternly, "I'm not giving you a second child!" The older, cool-faced CEO approaches, unbuttoning his shirt. "I'll be careful." Qin Luo: "..." He can't laze around anymore. His belly is in danger! A few minutes later, the CEO, a master of martial arts, is pinned beneath Qin Luo. The young man grins brightly, full of youthful spirit. "I don't mind being on top." The CEO raises an eyebrow. "Oh?" The next day, Qin Luo clutches his sore back and has a breakdown: What do you mean, I'm on top? Divorce! He wants a divorce! * As Qin Luo gets more and more famous, rumors that he married an old man run rampant. At last, the parenting variety show invites family members to appear on the program. The haters eagerly wait, only to see a young, handsome man in a perfectly tailored suit appear on camera, refined and aloof. The haters lose it: [He's so handsome! Qin Luo must be groveling at his feet!] But in the next second, the tall, handsome richest man gently wraps an arm around Qin Luo's waist. "Want me to carry you?" Qin Luo bristles. "Get lost." The richest man doesn't get angry. He only smiles even more dotingly. The haters: "..." Oof, that stings. Later: Aaaah! They're so good together! I'm obsessed! * Super-strong, sunny, easily flustered bottom X cool-faced, secretly scheming CEO top * The child is their biological child! After Bending a Homophobic Top-Tier Star on a Parenting Variety Show Lin Nuo transmigrates into a harem novel after saving someone. The tragic part is that he hasn't become the beloved protagonist bottom, but the cannon-fodder foil to the protagonist. Lin Nuo: Waaah, I thought good people were supposed to be rewarded! Luckily, things haven't gone too far yet. He hasn't completely offended the protagonist's moonlight, Xie Cheng, heir to a top Beijing family and a popular top-tier star. The original story was supposed to go like this: On a variety show about raising kids, the original Lin Nuo tries to steal the spotlight from the protagonist bottom by constantly using Xie Cheng's fame, going so far as to drug him and climb into his bed. Once the truth comes out, Xie Cheng immediately kicks him off the show and gets him blacklisted across the internet. The original Lin Nuo is devastated and takes his own life not long after. Lin Nuo trembles and hugs himself. He'll change! From now on, he'll just raise the kid quietly! Just then, a chubby little hand reaches out. "Big Brother, don't be mad. Have some candy." Lin Nuo looks down at the original owner's four-year-old half-brother, Huo Doudou. The little boy has a pair of bright, round eyes, and soft black hair falling over his forehead, setting off his rosy lips and pearly white teeth. Aaaah, he's so good and adorable! I want to smother him with kisses! * In the blink of an eye, the parenting variety show begins. At first, the comments look like this: [@Lin Nuo, this is a warning: don't use my Cheng-ge's fame again!] [Someone like Lin Nuo, who'll do anything to get famous, doesn't deserve to be on a heartwarming parenting show!] Later, they look like this: [Have I spoiled Consort Nuo by forgiving him just like that?] [No, no, bestie, I've fallen for him too! I love Nuo Nuo and Doudou so much. Their interactions are adorable!] Later still, they look like this: [Xie Cheng and Lin Nuo are so sweet together!] [Aaaah, their eyes are practically flirting! I'm obsessed!] That night, #ChengNuoFlirtingEyes shoots to the top of the trending searches. Lin Nuo goes pale. He didn't pay for that! He rushes over to explain things to Xie Cheng. The cool, aloof man slips one hand into his pocket. "I know. I paid for it." "Phew, thank goodness you didn't misunderstand. Wait! Who did you say paid for it?" Lin Nuo's lovely, almond-shaped eyes go wide. Xie Cheng arches an eyebrow and pins him against the wall, speaking evasively. "When are you going to make me official?" Lin Nuo's cheeks flush red. Make you official? What are you talking about? Aren't you a homophobic straight guy? Theme: The most important thing is for the whole family to be happy.