Livestreaming to Become the Strongest in the Galaxy

[First published on Jinjiang. The entire story has been heavily revised, and I'm not responsible for pirated copies of any version.] A strange streamer has appeared on Galaxy TV. A black cloak covers them from head to toe, revealing only a pair of sharp, black-and-white eyes. It's impossible to tell whether they're a man or a woman. On the first day of streaming, The streamer points dramatically at the sky, their clear voice ringing out with conviction: "Let's start with a small goal: I'll livestream how to get into the Empire's top military academy, Maca Military Academy!" On the second day, "Guys, I just found out tuition is a bit expensive. Maybe we should consider Saint-Cyr Military Academy instead. At least it's one of the four major military academies, so it's not like I'd be settling." The chat fills with ridicule. [Is the streamer all there?] [Saint-Cyr? I bet they can't even get through the entrance recruitment!] [Can you stop embarrassing yourself and go home to farm?] Later, at the military academy entrance examination. As the black-clad figure wreaks havoc with twin blades, the chat explodes! [Isn't that the streamer I insulted before?!] [Holy crap, Saint-Cyr really is the one that's not good enough for them!] [Everyone else is focused on how high the streamer will soar, but I'm just wondering if they'll still be able to stream once classes start...] Three days later, the external relations department of Saint-Cyr Military Academy posts a link. Clicking it leads to a familiar livestream. Coming soon: [At First, I Just Wanted a Guaranteed Salary] A newcomer has joined the Heavenly Masters' sect. With her superb talisman-drawing skills and her distinctive "brazen" style, she's won herself countless fans. A ghastly infant's face looms close, demanding an organ. Ji Ran is silent for a moment, then says: "I've already had my appendix removed. How about a wisdom tooth?" At midnight, a vengeful ghost wails outside her door for half the night, its voice going hoarse. But the person inside doesn't even breathe differently. When she finally gets up to use the bathroom, she asks with an innocent look, "Why didn't you ring the doorbell?" The ghost: Damn it. A ghost doctor in a white coat smiles warmly as he describes the bloody steps involved in flaying someone. Faced with his blatant threat, Ji Ran doesn't show the slightest fear. Instead, she looks concerned. "That's quite a technically demanding procedure. No need to push yourself." [Hahahahahaha, she's so bold. I love her!] [Incredible! She's totally provoking him, hahaha. The ghost doctor's face has gone green!] [She's done it again. This is going to get her killed. Mom, I can't watch. I'll come back after they finish flaying her...] Meanwhile, inside the screen, Ji Ran, whom the viewers have already declared doomed, swiftly pulls out three yellow talismans and easily leaves the ghost unable to move. Standing on the ghost doctor's chest, she drawls, "Pick one: immediate salvation, or three hundred years in prison?" Ji Ran: #How I came here just wanting a guaranteed salary, only to discover none of them are as strong as me. Theme: The Chinese people endure and flourish through the generations