[Blurb]
(Just look at the tags and you’ll know what kind of unhinged setup this is.)
Sheng Yuan thought he was just an ordinary, unfortunate worker for a quick transmigration System. He worked hard and diligently to complete his assignments, dealing with all sorts of emotional, personality, and psychological disorders...
Gradually, Sheng Yuan realized that something was off about his targets. The way they looked at him was off, too.
Kissing him, pinching his cheeks, and lifting him up were all standard baffling behavior. But hugging him and sobbing about their tragic lives, then pushing him down? That was the ultimate in baffling behavior!
Gradually, Sheng Yuan understood: they were all psychopaths! Perverts!
Sheng Yuan: No wonder I feel like I’ve turned into a pervert myself... They infected me!
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The targets always grew stranger and stranger, heading in directions he couldn’t understand. On top of that, he ran into strange lunatics every time.
Unaware that he had a special constitution, and always using unconventional methods on his assignments, Sheng Yuan attracted all kinds of bizarre creatures. His journey from terrified to numb was a tale of woe.
Those psychopaths saying, “Let’s be friends,” while relentlessly driving up his hatred for them was just business as usual.
The worst part was when they stabbed him while gazing at him passionately and saying, “I love you. Won’t you love me too?”
Sheng Yuan, coughing up blood as he died: ??? Please, just act like human beings for once!!!
Sheng Yuan grew more and more puzzled. How many monsters and demons, murderous gods and lunatics had he attracted, and why were they all fixated on him, chasing him relentlessly?!!
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Although Sheng Yuan was a quick transmigration System employee, he had secretly observed that he wasn’t like the people around him.
Unlike other agents, who had dedicated mentors, Sheng Yuan was shameless and an exceptionally quick learner. He was always doing something astonishing.
When he was sent to several assignment worlds where he couldn’t speak and had to play a mute, Sheng Yuan couldn’t help wondering why these supposedly randomly selected assignments were always so oddly convenient...
Of all the roles, he had to be the weakest, playing a mute with an even more pitiful appearance. Damn it!
When others in the bureau gave him all sorts of strange, puzzled looks, Sheng Yuan, with his nerves of steel (and shamelessness), would keep a straight face and say with the air of an expert, “That’s what my mentor taught me.”
The mentor who didn’t exist: ...
System 8901, who Sheng Yuan had dragged in as his pretend mentor, watched the show from a little stool: I just love watching my Host spout nonsense and show off his acting skills!
Sheng Yuan clenched his fist: One day, I’m going to snatch myself a mentor!
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The protagonist thinks he’s a real man: cold, aloof, pure of heart, free of desire, and overflowing with masculine charm.
In reality, everyone else sees him as adorable, a little muddlehead who only knows how to act cold.
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[Reader’s Guide]
The worlds are connected to a certain extent, but can also be read as independent stories.
The protagonist is cold by nature, but has plenty of inner monologue. He thinks he’s an expert on love and has endless pearls of wisdom, but he’s actually a muddlehead.
Self-reliant and independent. Some individual worlds have infidelity-related themes.
In some worlds, the protagonist’s fighting ability is overwhelmingly strong; in others, he’s adored by everyone.
There’s angst and sweetness, but the sweetness must be found among the shards of glass. The author doesn’t hand out sugar lightly.
Either the protagonist or a supporting character is always on the path to becoming a pervert, and someone is always going dark...
Many worlds, many characters, with a shared progression:
Lighthearted madness at first, a struggle to lose it in the middle, and going berserk over the slightest thing in the end.
This novel is loooooong.
The writing is rough during the early exploration phase.
It gets better later.
*More to be added
Theme: Confidence and independence. Family, friendship, and love are all worth treasuring and cherishing.
Many times, opening this book has brought me to tears. With nearly two million words and double-digit clicks per chapter, I feel both heartache and gratitude for the author's continued dedication. Last year, I stumbled upon this book among numerous signed and recommended titles, and it turned out to be exactly the kind of story I love.
Xia Zhi: Whose ugly clothes are these? I changed them. Huo Fei: Whose smelly clothes are these? Take them off! Su Yan: Whose dirty clothes are these? Throw them away. Male Wizard: Whose ugly clothes are these? Tear them! Sheng Yuan, who always has nothing to wear: ? ...
The author is so amazing! 🤩🤩🤩 By the way, you could try writing historical romance novels as a roundabout way to earn some extra money, that way you could get paid content and make a little extra cash!
Are Du and this girl a couple? Are they the male and female protagonists of this chapter? There seems to be quite a bit of description of them, but I still can't bring myself to like this girl. After all, my little fox... I'm so heartbroken!
No way, such an adorable little fox is gone just like that?! I wanted to see the fox-boy so handsome! (Although I've already seen the cat version, who can resist a handsome boy with fox ears and such a fluffy fox tail?) West Lake, my tears~ (A few seconds later, wipes away tears and continues watching)
Sigh, it's so hard to get Yuanbao to be aggressive (scratching face). Two kisses are enough to satisfy him. Sheng Yuan (with a poker face): I can't bring myself to be aggressive. One, two, three (older woman): It's okay, you lie down, we'll move. 456 (Younger siblings): No need, lie down, let's move. The author (satisfied) (covers face) (rolls around) (devilish laugh)
Haha, I've been following this for a year now, and there are already four or five hundred chapters! The author is so diligent! 🎉🎉🎉 But I forgot the earlier ones, so I'll start reading from the beginning again! 💪💪💪
Author, keep it up!
This young master reminds me of Liu Yanhong, haha, I want to see him get his comeuppance hh (ps: staying up all night reading is the greatest joy—)
I rewatched it and love this world the most! 🤗