
My Junior Brother Still Hasn't Practiced Properly Today
师弟今天也没有好好修炼
by A Fei Isn't Fei (阿非不非)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 377k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
My next book, The Clumsy Swan, is available to pre-save, along with The Ghost Is Still Working Hard to Repay Kindness Today, which is still being updated. If you're interested, please visit my author page and add them to your collection! 0^0
Yun Yue transmigrated into the body of a frail young master who couldn't even defend himself. Then, in a moment of confusion, he joined the wrong sect: the neighboring sword cultivators' paradise and the alchemy cultivators' nightmare. From then on, he could only eat, train with swords, and play games among a crowd of sword cultivators.
But Yun Yue refused to accept that fate. He was a fine young man from the 21st century. What had he done to deserve fasting? No way. Today he'd make lemonade, tomorrow he'd cook crab. Every day, he made Tianjian Peak smell like a bustling kitchen. Eventually, his master simply said, "I can't teach you anymore. Go open a restaurant. It'll be a hit."
And so the Immortal Realm's first snack stall opened. Cultivators couldn't understand what this sudden food stall was doing there, and angrily accused its owner of trying to harm them.
Customer 1: "Why eat? I'm fasting, I'm fasting!"
Customer 2: "Wow, a thousand low-grade spirit stones for a cup of lemonade? Why not just rob people? Are you crazy for money?"
Customer 3: "Spirit food is poisonous no matter how much you purify it. I'm not eating!"
Later, after tasting the food...
Customer 1: "Why fast? Will fasting make me immortal? No, but good food might."
Customer 2: "I hate that the stall owner sells everything so cheaply! They're all fighting me for it. I'll cultivate harder and avenge this food theft!"
Customer 3: "This delicious food is made from those vicious spirit plants? I'll eat them into extinction!"
When his elder brother told him about Yumuxiu, the great demon king of the cultivation world, Yun Yue kept his distance, terrified of him.
But Yumuxiu was still his senior brother, so they ought to have some fellow-disciple affection. When the senior brother came to make up with him one night, Yun Yue timidly offered him a dish he'd made with his own hands: spicy chicken feet, which he'd resisted eating for days.
That night, Yumuxiu propped his head lazily on one hand and stared at the ugly, unimpressive package of feet that looked just like those of his people, lost in thought.
After a long while, he smiled slowly. His whole face was like a flowering crabapple, his lowered eyes dark and languid. This was the first time anyone had dared to provoke him. He loved it. :)
Yun Yue: ...
Later, a spoonful of peeled crab meat, a bowl of soup simmered for hours, and a flower garden bought to make him happy. The little junior brother's curved eyes were pure and lovely, and his repeated calls of "Senior Brother" stirred forbidden thoughts in him. He wanted to become a beast, shed his human skin, return to being a savage bird that knew nothing of human nature, and carry his beloved little junior brother back to his nest.
From then on, whether making spirit food or acting cute, he would be the only one allowed to have him.
A bird-dealer senior brother top who plots every day to lure his little junior brother back to the nest & a little junior brother bottom who is devoted to eating and drinking every day.
An everyday-life story with a focus on food. The top is a young phoenix, not old at all! He's just reached adulthood. I hope you enjoy it, and please support the story!
Updated the synopsis!
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The Clumsy Swan
The first time Shi Libai saw swans, he was sitting on a park bench with Xie Yanqing. Before them, black and white swans crossed their necks on the lake, their elegant, magnificent forms reflected in the boys' eyes. Little Xie Yanqing took his hand and said, "Libai, I want to become the greatest ballet dancer in the world."
At the time, Shi Libai stared at him, bewildered, and raised both hands to show he didn't mind. He would support him.
Xie Yanqing smiled softly, knowing that this little fool might not even know what ballet was.
Later, after they parted ways in middle school, Shi Libai often thought of the serious look in Xie Yanqing's eyes as he watched the black swans that day. He couldn't bear to let go of their friendship, but didn't know how to revisit it, so he could only follow in Xie Yanqing's footsteps, quietly, all the way.
First, he learned what ballet was. Then he made up his mind to study it.
The child everyone called clumsy had, for the first time, stuck with learning something. For years afterward, he practiced with unwavering determination.
His ballet shoes wore out, and his heels were rubbed raw. Shi Libai was so clumsy he didn't know how to complain about the pain. When his mother found out, she gave him a thorough scolding. After that, the family built him a simple practice room.
Spring turned to autumn, and day after day of practice gave the best answer. The clumsy boy famous throughout town, Shi Libai, got into the dance program at Jing University and was even selected to represent his country in a competition!
What a joyous occasion! His parents held a grand banquet and thanked the kind family who had once encouraged their little Bai!
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Everyone at Jing University knew the national team had recruited a blockhead, nicknamed Libai Laundry Detergent. He was clumsy and couldn't talk. Apart from his pretty face, which could purify the soul like laundry detergent, he was good for nothing!
On his very first day, he was assigned to the star dancer, Xie Yanqing, for training because he was so wooden.
"Teach him to smile, to have fun, and to loosen up when he moves."
"He has great talent. I wouldn't trust anyone else to teach him."
That's what Shi Liqing's advisor said when bringing him over. He didn't notice that behind him, the usually wooden and vacant Shi Libai was staring unblinkingly at Xie Yanqing. At the sight of the excessively handsome young man, little fawns appeared in his eyes for the first time. He bared his teeth in a wide, delighted smile.
He had finally met his big brother.
After that, the two spent all their time together in the practice room. Just as promised, Xie Yanqing trained Shi Libai into a bewitching devil and an immaculate angel on stage, turning a clumsy swan into a true white swan.
And at the international competition, they took the stage together. Holding their hands tightly, the gentle young man with blond hair and blue eyes solemnly kissed his partner's hands the moment they won the championship.
#You are the swan I trained with my own hands#
#And the hero who came for me#
#And the partner I will spend my life with#
Most likely a story about a ballet dancer who's a silly bottom and a genius ballet dancer top.
Two beautiful men.
Hard work will eventually be rewarded. The sweetest candy Shi Libai ever tasted will be that reward.
Theme: Work hard and move forward, and share the joys of food.
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Yuyu: At night without a wife, lonely, alone, cold oooooooo
Why are you still slapping people? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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So tell me what that joke is about.
Hahahahahahahaha, my self-esteem has been hit by ten thousand points.
The first day without Yueyue, I miss him
Help, why is he so sad but I want to laugh so much? I want to laugh when I think of a little yellow chirp in the tea I think it's ready to serve if you sprinkle some green onions on it
By the way, do you still remember Yueyue's walking aid? I'm really curious about the final appearance of the magic weapon! Also, when will you update? I've been waiting so hard [touching tears]jpg. QAQ
Hey guys, I probably won't be able to watch QAQ tonight. It's too late to do the PPT. Wait for me tomorrow.
The beast is really strong, what should I do? I suddenly feel that the senior brother is so stupid, hahaha