I'm Really Allergic to Money

[Top: Upcoming novel, After Becoming the Scumbag Dad of the Protagonist. The blurb is on my author page. If you're interested, please add it to your collection!]

[Top: Upcoming novel, I Died Before the Ex-Chasing Crematorium. The blurb is below, so scroll down to read it!]

1. Blurb from the top's point of view:

Shen Mingjin was rescued from the seaside. After losing his memory, he couldn't remember his name or where he came from.

To support himself, Shen Mingjin traveled from place to place until he found work at a construction site, where he started a grubby life hauling bricks.

But on payday, the moment Shen Mingjin's fingertips touched the red banknotes, he suddenly jolted as if electrocuted, then fell stiffly to the ground like a plank of wood, nearly stopping breathing.

His coworkers rushed him to the hospital. After examining him, the doctor diagnosed Shen Mingjin with a money allergy. In simple terms, touching money made him nauseous, dizzy, and prone to fainting. He would never be able to count money again.

Shen Mingjin: "…"

You've got to be kidding me.

2. Blurb from the bottom's point of view:

On the day Xu Duwan returned to the Xu family as their real young master, he saw the cool, handsome man he'd once loved from afar sitting by the roadside, earnestly eating a cheap plastic-packaged meal while surrounded by dust and exhaust fumes.

Remembering how the man had rejected his confessions several times and even humiliated him in public, Xu Duwan decided to get revenge. He gave a cold laugh, threw a pile of money at Shen Mingjin's face, and drawled:

"Shen Mingjin, if you agree to be mine, all this money is yours."

Xu Duwan had wanted to return every bit of the humiliation he'd suffered that day, but when the other man slowly lifted his head, he saw a flushed face, as though Shen Mingjin were utterly embarrassed. His body trembled, and he seemed to be struggling to say something.

Seeing this, Xu Duwan felt even more satisfied. He was about to make another mocking remark when Shen Mingjin swayed a few times and suddenly collapsed into his arms.

Xu Duwan: "???"

Was he trying to fake an injury and extort him?!

Xu Duwan looked down in alarm and saw Shen Mingjin's breathing growing fainter. He started to panic and was about to ask what kind of trick the other man was pulling, when Shen Mingjin clutched his wrist, raised his head, and weakly managed to say a few words:

"Give... give me..."

"Give you what?" Xu Duwan had assumed that someone as proud as Shen Mingjin would tell him to get lost if he offered to keep him. Instead, Shen Mingjin slowly leaned close to his ear. His hot breath sent a shiver from Xu Duwan's tailbone all the way to his scalp, and his voice was so husky and sexy it hardly seemed real:

"Give me the money... in checks."

Xu Duwan: "…"

???

Content notes:

1. The top is allergic to money, but only to banknotes and coins. Digital payments, cards, and checks are fine.

2. The top and bottom have a deep misunderstanding between them. This is not a sugar daddy story.

3. This isn't a purely silly, sweet story. If you've read my other books, you'll know there will be some melodrama. If you can't handle that, stay away from me, or you might end up unfortunate [bitter].

4. I'll add more if I think of anything else.

-----------------Upcoming Story-----------------

A top-focused anthology.

1. Domineering CEO top x devoted, delicate bottom

Jiang Zhannian was a scumbag when he was young. He tormented his wife, Qi Mingxi, until he drove her away. It wasn't until he was about to die, when he saw Qi Mingxi, whom he'd hurt so badly, lying by his grave and sobbing uncontrollably, that a tiny seed of regret began to grow in him.

But he was already dead. Jiang Zhannian stifled that small bit of regret and decided to enjoy himself on the road to the afterlife and get reincarnated. Instead, his soul was forcibly bound to a strange System, which told him he could only enter the cycle of reincarnation after chasing his wife through the fires of hell.

Jiang Zhannian, sweating nervously: "Are you okay...?"

The System didn't care what Jiang Zhannian thought. It kicked him back into the living world, rubbing its hands together as it prepared to watch him chase after Qi Mingxi, get rejected, and beg her in the ICU not to leave, only for her to give him a cold look.

But dreams were beautiful, while reality...

According to the System's instructions, Jiang Zhannian was supposed to kneel in the rain and beg Qi Mingxi to come home with him. But in reality...

Jiang Zhannian hadn't even had time to open his mouth after arriving at Qi Mingxi's building when she ran out with an umbrella, shielding him from the rain, making him ginger tea out of concern, and then letting the pushy Jiang Zhannian have his way with her again and again.

Looking at Qi Mingxi, who was nestled obediently in Jiang Zhannian's arms, pregnant again after being taken advantage of, the System said: "…"

2. Cold, ascetic immortal lord top x silly beauty bottom

Immortal Lord Chu Xi had once deeply wronged his disciple. When he opened his eyes, he was reborn on the very day he'd stabbed his little disciple and kicked him off a cliff.

Afterward, an accident would lead to his death at the hands of someone who had long been jealous of him.

Seeing the demonic markings appear on his little disciple's cheek, Chu Xi drew his sword. Amid the deafening cries of battle, he severed his enemy's head, then went to embrace his heartbroken disciple and carried him away...

Then he turned around and became the consort of the Dragon Clan's ruler. In less than a hundred years, he shattered the void and ascended to immortality.

Looking at the Dragon Clan's ruler, who was sprawled across his legs reading and swishing her dragon tail, Chu Xi stroked the wife nuzzling against his palm and let the slightest smile curve his lips:

Chasing your wife through the fires of hell?

Not happening.

Other worlds to be determined.

Theme: Promote mental health education.