Sir, You're in for Trouble Today

New Novel Coming Soon: General, Hold On! I'm Stealing the Bride

Blurb at the very bottom!

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Newly initiated little Taoist Qu Yaoyao enters the world with a bag of tricks for swindling and hoodwinking people. Yet even after being at it for a while, her pockets are still empty. This won't do! She needs to find a steady meal ticket and latch on to someone powerful!

Then one day, the sickly-looking Li Shao comes into view, and Qu Yaoyao decides at first sight: You're the one.

"Ahem, sir, my calculations say you'll have a disaster today."

But this meal-ticket gentleman doesn't play along. He picks up his phone and calls someone. "Hello, officer? There's a con artist here."

"It's a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!"

The process is a little bumpy, but in the end, Qu Yaoyao still manages to follow Li Shao home.

She thinks she can set up a few feng shui formations at her meal ticket's place and lie around counting cash. But reality is nothing like she expected: this meal-ticket gentleman attracts ghosts!

Qu Yaoyao packs her things. "I'm out of here!"

Li Shao grabs her and pulls her back. "You little menace, you came looking for me. You think you can just leave?"

The female ghost unclogging the toilet and the fox curled up on the cat tree both nod. "The boss is right!"

Qu Yaoyao sighs at the sky. Sigh, what can I do? I owe him...

[Reading Guide]

1. A quick-witted, eccentric little Taoist x a rich second-generation heir who's all bark and soft-hearted

2. One-on-one romance + both leads are sexually inexperienced

New novel blurb:

After being reborn, Ruan Xintang realizes she's the vicious supporting character in a wish-fulfillment novel, while her legitimate elder sister, Ruan Yanhui, is the heroine blessed with the protagonist's halo!

No wonder. In her last life, she opposed her elder sister at every turn, only for her sister to end up in the phoenix robe while she drank a cup of poisoned wine...

This time, Ruan Xintang is determined to get along with her elder sister:

Her sister likes flowers, so she sprinkles them with knockout powder.

Her sister watches the fish, so she pushes her into the pond.

Her sister goes to pray at the temple, so she lights incense and sets her sister's clothes on fire.

Ruan Xintang: ??? It seems my hands have a mind of their own!

Even more absurdly, she steals her elder sister's marriage prospect.

Wait a minute. Her sister was supposed to marry the Grand Tutor Gu's grandson, so how did she end up with Song Li, that living King of Hell?

Song Li: "I hear Second Miss likes taking other people's things. As it happens, I like being stolen away."

Ruan Xintang: "You're even crazier than I am!"

Theme: Punish evil and promote good. Wrongdoing always comes with consequences