Blurb:
[A gluttonous little weakling with incredible fighting skills, supposedly a clone heroine] VS [An obsessive, arrogant, slightly unhinged, genuine genius male lead]
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The sky was clear and vast that day.
Her master said, “Zhong Qiqi, I had you cloned so you could avenge your family and kill the man called Shi Yi!”
Zhong Qiqi clenched her little fist. “Don't worry, Master. I'll get the job done!”
That same day, Zhong Qiqi slung a small bundle over her shoulder and descended the mountain to Whale City.
Ever since she became self-aware, her master had told her that men down the mountain were tigers who would eat people, especially the man named Shi Yi.
So she learned martial arts to fight tigers.
But after Zhong Qiqi came down the mountain, she discovered that the men down here weren't tigers at all. Every single one was unbelievably handsome!
The dazzling temptations of the big city made her forget her mission. She only wanted to spend her days lazing around, taste all the delicious food in the world, flirt with all the handsome men, and be a happy little good-for-nothing.
To fill her stomach, the little good-for-nothing went to work as a stunt double on a film set...
She was doubling for the female lead in a fight scene when someone laughed at her. “With that tiny build? I could crush two of you in one hand!”
The next moment, Zhong Qiqi sent him spinning 360 degrees through the air, then set him down safely in a chair. “Bro, what did you just say? I didn't catch that.”
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On a wilderness survival show, the other guests worked hard to complete their tasks and cultivate an image of professionalism, while she hung from a tree and slept.
The other guests scolded her. “She's a good-for-nothing who only knows how to slack off! Don't help her. Let her freeze out there.”
When the blizzard came and snow crushed the cabin, Zhong Qiqi led a whole group to a cave she had already scouted.
Yawning, she said, “I only got eight hours of sleep last night because I was looking for this cave!”
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At last, one day, her master realized she was thriving in the entertainment industry and had completely lost her drive to kill her enemy.
Her master urged her to get close to the man named Shi Yi.
Zhong Qiqi was so nervous she scratched her head. “I hear he's violent, obsessive, and pretty crazy. He's surrounded by bodyguards, and you can't get near him easily.”
Later, she disguised herself as a man and joined Shi Yi's bodyguard team.
She tried to ambush him while he was bathing
But Shi Yi thought she was trying to start a bromance?
Good thing she got away fast, or her gender would have been exposed!
She tried to ambush him while he was asleep
But he rolled over and pinned her beneath him?
She almost got eaten alive!!!
After failing several times, Zhong Qiqi finally got fed up. She was a clone, not the original person, so why should she take revenge? If her master wanted revenge, he could just clone another one!
She slung her bundle over her shoulder and returned to the entertainment industry. A little good-for-nothing should act like one: freeload, eat well, flirt with handsome young men, and enjoy the good life.
But the obsessive man named Shi Yi came after her!
Theme: Life is short, so enjoy it!