I mainly update my other story on the neighboring site, Xiao A, so this one is perpetually on hiatus. Read at your own risk.
"President, look, there's a cat over there. See? On the wall. You can see it, but you can't have it."
"So you should cherish me, President. I'm the only cat in the truest sense of the word who's willing to get close to you."
"Mm, Mr. Nakajima and Mr. Natsume don't count."
(Going all-out with the happy OOC. The setting barely resembles the original.)
Theme: What president wouldn't love a kitty?
Amused, Chief Mori looked at the detective agency's phone in silence. Etc! It probably won't work if I call or not answer the call. Ah, what god answered the phone so quickly when his boss went crazy, without even asking the boss if he wanted to answer the phone!, Boss, nbah, man. I'm really not afraid of losing my head.
Pressing the paw, not bad, not bad, I already thought of Akutagawa's look after seeing Osamu Dazai being scratched by a cat. "Just a cat!!!" Dazai Osamu disliked the disciples who fought with cats. "Hey~"
It's hilarious. Raise your hands and it's really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Back then, our elementary school organized a special trip to see it.
Hahahahaha neuter, poor cat