Note from 2026-03-22:
I'm doing a major revision. Sorry, this isn't an update.
I'll try to finish it this year. Feel free to wait until there's more to read.
1.
What? Between doing experiments and writing a summary, this college guy chose to start making magic arrays?
What can he do? He transmigrated into a flower-market novel as the bottom in a cultivation sect full of sex and pleasure, destined to be a human furnace.
Three scumbag tops are lining up behind him:
Top One: A master manipulator, destined for a scumbag-top-and-doormat-bottom pairing;
Top Two: He looks down on everyone, yet loves to take what he wants by force;
Top Three takes the cake: A playboy's home, a closet full of beauties!
The college guy, who just returned from Green River after becoming famous for his ruthless path: Whatever.
Back to his old line of work.
2.
In the end, by a twist of fate, he still chose dual cultivation.
Sword and blade in harmony, dual cultivation of their Dao bodies!
Using lightning rods to cultivate immortality scientifically, with boundless magical power;
He reaches the Core Formation stage in three days and slaughters his way through everything:
For Scumbag One, who loves to claim the moral high ground, he uses overwhelming force: Shut up! Silence is a man's best dowry.
For Scumbag Two, who grovels to those above him and ends up in a crematorium, he gives him a physical send-off: Don't come near me. Try it and you'll die.
For Scumbag Three, who keeps wagging his tail like a maniac, he delivers a physical castration: A scumbag and a playboy, snip-snip.
3.
To Night Shi, the Demon Venerable and the strongest fighter in the world, all living beings are ants.
Until one day, in the pitch-black ant colony, he spotted one that glittered like gold.
Night Shi poked his head out and reached over with a claw: Hello.
P.S. Hua Jiujiu's romance develops slowly; the golden finger is huge and long; this is a silly, imaginative story meant for fun.
Also known as: "The College Guy Cultivates Immortality with a Lightning Rod," "Bug Cultivation: Boundless Magical Power," and "A Feasibility Report on Cultivating Immortality with Lightning Rods"
My take on cultivation: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul, Lesser Vehicle, Greater Vehicle, Deification (Ascension), True Immortal (Tribulation Transcendence); Golden Immortal (Divine Realm)
2024-12-12
Theme: Love means respect, restraint, equality, and freedom
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