The Theory of Relative Luck

The person who, according to legend, must not be approached or spoken of, whose name is best left unmentioned. When he first met that person, Geto Suguru thought he could finally understand what that long list of warnings meant. Even Gojo Satoru, who had always been certain he was the strongest, began to wonder if this time he might really die. The new teacher, with fluffy, soft white hair and an utterly harmless appearance, stood at the front of the classroom, his face flushed with excitement. "I can't believe someone like me managed to become a teacher. I'm so lucky." Behind him, through a gaping hole in the wall, the school could be seen reduced almost entirely to rubble. [Reading Guide] 1. No CP / two cult leaders 2. My take on Komaeda. OOC warning. Theme: A blessing in disguise