How Does a Jerk Dad Raise a Kid?

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To hell with being kind, gentle, respectful, frugal, and humble! I can't stand another second in this rotten dump!

The moment he turns eighteen, newly adult Jin'ichi wreaks havoc on the decaying, foul-smelling Zenin clan. From then on, he's free as a bird... until one day, he botches what should have been a simple job to assassinate a curse user.

When he opens his eyes again, he's jumped straight seven years into the future. Not only has a perfectly good, carefree bachelor become a widower, he's also been saddled with a four-year-old kid.

Raising a kid? No way. Jin'ichi plans to make a run for it, but a Special Grade cursed spirit calling itself a System suddenly appears beside him and forces him into a binding vow.

System: "I'm really not a Special Grade cursed spirit. My full name is the Deadbeat Dad Makeover System. My goal is to make every deadbeat dad recognize his mistakes, give his child enough warmth and affection, and guide them onto the right path."

Jin'ichi: "...Go find his real dad. Why are you coming to me?"

System: "Don't doubt it. You're his real dad. You're just such a deadbeat that you even forgot your own son."

Jin'ichi: "..."

A memory that never existed has just been added!

As part of the deal, a certain "strongest" will help you raise the kid in the future~

5t5 (smug cat): "One billion. I'll buy your son and your son's dad."

Jin'ichi (looking thoroughly unimpressed): "Tch, keep dreaming, brat. What makes you think a damn cat like you is good enough?"

5t5: "Then I'll add another billion!"

Jin'ichi: "!!!" His pupils shake!

I was supposed to refuse, but he offered way too much.jpg

#Pairing: 5t5. Gojo x Jin'ichi or Jin'ichi x Gojo, whichever you prefer. I know it's a rare pair, but rare pairs have dignity too. Gojo and Geto are purely friends, as are Gojo and Fushiguro, and Gojo and Yuji are purely teacher and student. Side pairing: Itadori x Fushiguro. I love seeing the boys stick together, and their mutual affection is just too cute. Still, I have to shed a tear for Yuji's future, given that he has these three dads...

#The eighteen-year-old Zenin and the twenty-five-year-old Fushiguro are the same person. This isn't transmigration, it's amnesia. There's a reason for this, and his memories will gradually return later, though there's nothing especially important he needs to remember.

#Many personal interpretations. This will probably be a crossover. In the future, characters from works like Bungo Stray Dogs, Natsume, and Saiki Kusuo may appear, without affecting the Jujutsu setting, and the story may also travel to other worlds.

#The focus is on the father-son bond between Fushiguro and his son. Megumi is a princess, so he deserves to be pampered by his biological dad, adoptive dad, and wild-card dad alike. (Though in reality, Megumi may be the one raising the dads, despite looking like a kid with an old soul.)

[Preliminary synopsis: [Western Crossover] The Socially Anxious Sword Immortal Doesn't Want to Fight]

One fine, sunny day, a sword's energy shoots up from the mortal realm, soaring into the stars of Ox and Dipper. The Jade Emperor is alarmed and sends the Thousand-Mile Eye and the Wind-Accompanying Ear to investigate. They return with earth-shattering news:

The Zhuxian Sword, lost by the Heavenly Master of Tongtian, has reappeared in the world of mortals and turned into a person!!!

Jade Emperor: Ignore it.

Patriarch Subhuti: Hehe, I picked it up~

The Stone Monkey crosses mountains and rivers to become a disciple at the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars. Zhuxian becomes Sun Wukong's senior sister, hopeless at everything and number one at being socially anxious.

The Zhuxian Sword's name resounds through all three realms. Gods and Buddhas, heavenly soldiers and generals, demons and monsters all come to challenge her. Zhuxian (wearing a socially anxious expression and refusing three times): I can't, I won't, go ask my junior brother.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, forced to fight his way to becoming undefeated in all three realms: ??? So I'm just a human shield!

Five hundred years later, after escaping from beneath Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong looks at the culprit who got him trapped there for five hundred years. The corners of his eyes curve up, and his golden eyes are full of innocence. "Senior sister, come with me on the pilgrimage to the West."

Zhuxian: Huh? ...I don't think so.

The beautiful, veteran-socially-anxious young woman Zhuxian Sword x the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong

1. The heroine is undefeated across the land and exceptionally beautiful. Apart from being socially anxious, there's nothing wrong with her. It's only natural that people like her, but the hero is the one and only Great Sage.

2. The Great Sage takes human form, with golden hair and golden eyes. He does not have the furry face and thunder-god mouth seen in the TV series or the original novel.

3. An unconventional second-chance romance. It's sweet, that's all that matters.

4. A simple, illogical story. Don't scrutinize its fidelity to the original too much.

Theme: Parents should guide their children.