Announcement: While writing this book, my father became seriously ill and then passed away, so I really haven't been able to get into the mood for a lighthearted, silly story.
But I'll do my best to update it through to the end. Then I'll start the other story, and return to updating this one afterward.
Thank you, everyone.
My next story, “The Green Tea Kid Gets Tracked Down by Seven Dads,” is in my author page. Please add it to your wanted list.
Shuerer, a second-generation celebrity, was an obscure C-list star with barely a name. She coasted through the entertainment industry, perfectly content, and her greatest wish in life was to become a carefree, desireless slacker.
At twenty-three, her parents awakened to the plot and brought her home to inherit a huge fortune, allowing her to achieve her dream.
But she never expected that the day after her dream came true, she would be packed off to a reality show.
Shuerer: ?
Her biological parents: “You're a mature child now, so you need to learn to earn your own money and support yourself. Here's a hundred million. Once you've done it, spend it however you like.”
Shuerer: “That's easy!”
On a reality show about wealthy families, the other female contestants dressed to the nines, crafting their personas and competing to be charming. Shuerer: “The little cakes are so good. The iced cola is delicious.”
After eating her fill, she even rounded up a group of male models and dumped them at her family's construction site. “Those muscles are so well-trained. What a waste not to use them for hauling bricks.”
After the show aired, netizens couldn't stop laughing: “I'm dying, everyone. What is this straightforward, hilarious rich heiress?!”
The once-forgettable reality show became a hit thanks to this episode. The whole internet was quoting it, and its popularity exploded.
Shuerer, who only wanted to finish the show and go home to claim her reward: ??
Moved by her parents' reward of another hundred million in checks, Shuerer, who had inexplicably become famous, started reluctantly working in the entertainment industry.
On a competition show, the guests fought tooth and nail for camera time. Shuerer made no attempt to compete, carrying a little stool to a corner and quietly watching the show.
Her fans were more anxious than she was: “There's no slacking allowed! Shuerer, get up!”
On a group-debut show, the other contestants' motto was: “If it won't kill you, keep grinding until it does.” Shuerer sat in a corner every day, wishing she would get eliminated and go home soon.
But her fans said: “I'll cast a vote, you cast a vote, and Er'er will debut tomorrow! Shuerer, the first-class artist of playing the retreating drum, get moving!!”
Shuerer, who was already preparing to flop like a fish: ?? This actually works?!!
Later, when asked what made her give up being a perfectly good heiress to enter the entertainment industry and become a huge star, Shuerer flopped like a fish: “I didn't want to, either. Why don't you ask my fans?”
Also known as:
#How to Drive a Slacker Crazy on a Variety Show#
#The Years I Spent Loving and Killing My Fans#
“The Green Tea Kid Gets Tracked Down by Seven Dads” is in my author page.
Blurb:
Ruan Xiaxia was a newly awakened green tea spirit who came to the human world in search of her green tea mother.
Her grandpa in the mountains said her mother was amazing. She starred in major films, attended fashion galas, and could even trend just for taking a sip of water.
Her monster friends all said her mother was a top-tier green tea artist, the fiercest fighter among the pristine white lotuses!
Ruan Xiaxia didn't know what a tea artist or a fighter was, but it sounded incredibly impressive!
Ruan Xiaxia was proud. Full of anticipation, she toddled over on her little legs and knocked on her mother's door.
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Ruan Fu was widely known as a player. With her exceptional green tea skills, she'd become a remarkably successful player.
The fish in her pond wanted to come ashore every day, chasing after her and asking who she loved most.
Unexpectedly, a lone little girl appeared at Ruan Fu's door. The child's face was nine-tenths identical to Ruan Fu's, and she kept saying she wanted to find her Mama Fu.
The fish in the sea: “Little one, I'm your real dad!”
A powerful rich heir booked out an amusement park for her and even gave her an island, all just to hear her call him Dad!
An award-winning actor brought her to an awards ceremony and announced to the world that A-Xia was the only beloved daughter he'd ever have!
An industry elite sent her delicious little cakes and pretty dresses every day.
Even the campus heartthrob asked Ruan Xiaxia for a hug and her support before his basketball games.
And there was a godfather of music, a genius director, and many more.
Looking at the big shots who fought every day to be her dad,
Ruan Xiaxia wondered: “Which one is my real dad?”
Theme: Strive tirelessly.
Post it! As a child from the mainland, I also love watching the sea!! I don't know if my wife has watched Douyin's Daqing Catch the Sea, haha, it's super interesting!!
Hahaha, so embarrassing
Just kidding, the deep-sea king crab climbed ashore! Hahahahahaha
I often just want to talk and want to do this or that. And: I made the sound of wanting the same grandpa!
Indeed, I feel that only starch sausage can be fried, grilled or pan-fried. The pure meat type is delicious but can only be pan-fried or roasted. I personally feel that it is really oily after frying, and I can only eat one at most.
Makes me want to eat grilled sausage too
It's not the Chinese New Year yet, why are you performing in the first place?
I also want to clear 5555 here
Clear the shopping cart!!! I want to woowoo too!!
I don't believe you anymore, you still said you would resume updates!