If you receive a letter from "Hogwarts" when you're ten, listen to me.
Run! Don't look back!
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When I was ten, I received an old-fashioned letter like that. It told me I had been admitted to a school of magic.
By the time I realized something was wrong, it was too late.
My parents turned a blind eye to this obviously fraudulent school that was out to scam us, and even told me to study hard. My classmates wore outrageously expensive, tattered robes and waved supposedly high-grade wands, cursing their fellow students at every turn. The teachers did nothing day after day, throwing us in front of a group of nonhuman creatures and forcing us to chase them off or kill them...
So I made a decision.
Since you tricked me into coming here, I might as well play along and bring down this dump of a school.
Note: This is a parody based on the HP setting of the WY mobile game, but the broader setting is still the original HP. A short piece written for fun.
Theme: Down with evil forces
I looked at it for ten seconds before I could see the words between the words. There were two words "Krypton Gold" written all over the book.
Wow, that makes sense and is shocking. How to say... So true and well written!
You look like a good snake at first glance!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Has Azkaban already entered it?
The writing style is so cute, come on, ma'am!