A Couch Potato Transmigrates into a Book and Gets Pregnant with the Emperor's Child

Interview: What does it feel like to drop dead? Xu Yanqing: Don't ask. I've transmigrated into a book. I'm a cannon-fodder background character. On the day I arrived, I slept with the emperor, and now I'm on the run while pregnant. I hear the baby I'm carrying is the future crown prince, a villain who'll only ever take what he wants by force. I'll tell you the rest later. * Xu Yanqing stayed up all night reading a novel, left an impassioned comment, then angrily finished five exam papers. He died young. In this life, he only wants to lie flat.jpg Unfortunately, someone drugged him on the very day he transmigrated into the book. By a twist of fate, Xu Yanqing slept with a beautiful Daoist priest. The man's face was truly gorgeous, and his ethereal bearing made you want to bow down and worship him. The day after sleeping with the Daoist priest, Xu Yanqing dusted himself off and hurried away. With the world wide and no one to bother him, he lived the good life. But one thing was troubling: why was his belly getting bigger by the day...? * Everyone in the court knew their emperor was a celibate Daoist priest. But at some point, a pretty young man with a laid-back personality appeared by the emperor's side. Then, one day, they saw the emperor holding a baby in his arms during court! Shocked.jpg. The officials were baffled. The emperor was baffled too, and so was the little crown prince. "Father, when can Daddy play with me?" "When he wakes up, he'll be able to play with you." "But when will Daddy wake up?" The little crown prince sighed, and the emperor sighed too. Father and son gazed at the person sleeping soundly on the bed, their eyes full of reproach. Xu Yanqing: Waking up is out of the question, and taking care of a child is out of the question too, unless... we all go to sleep together! Xu Yanqing's emotional journey: (1) The Daoist priest has such an otherworldly bearing. He must be someone important. Better stay out of his way. (2) I hope the Daoist priest is an ordinary person. Maybe if we get to know each other, I could finally have a partner. (3) What? I think I transmigrated into the role of the vicious male side character's "mother." No way, I have to run! (4) I feel sick. Whatever, I'll just lie flat. (5) I'm so sleepy. Daoist priest, hold me! Reader's guide: (1) One-on-one romance, they are each other's only one, a gentle and sweet romance. (2) Ancient setting with an omega, they have sex before marriage, and there's childbirth. (3) Daoist priest is 28; A Qing is 18. (4) The Daoist priest has a little mustache, which A Qing shaves off later. (5) Please don't attack A Qing in the first chapter. There are reasons for what happens. (6) Thanks to Bi Shui for the lovely illustration. Bowing at a ninety-degree angle! → Coming soon: The Rich Family's Stepdad, Proudly Slacking Off Chu Mingwan transmigrates into a book as the real young master, a cannon-fodder character forced into a marriage to bring good fortune. He's now married and has a child. In the book, the cannon-fodder character knows his rich husband has someone else in his heart: the little child's mother, who died in childbirth. So he takes out his anger on the three-year-old child, and eventually the powerful husband personally sends him to prison. Chu Mingwan is grief-stricken: Why was the original owner so determined to make life difficult for himself? He's got a kid, and his husband is a reliable moneymaking machine. How blissful it would be to just lie flat! Because of a contract signed by the original owner, Chu Mingwan takes the little one to appear on a parenting reality show. Online viewers expect to see the miserable life of a stepdad. On the first day of filming, the production team asks the dads to make breakfast for the kids themselves. Chu Mingwan grabs the little one, who's just woken up: "Son, are you hungry? Dad'll go make you something. Are you thirsty? Dad'll go boil you some water. Are you cold? Dad..." Only then does he realize he can't cook at all. He quickly takes the little one next door to mooch a meal. The socially anxious little one: ...Where am I? Who am I? Please leave me alone! The comments are in stitches. "I'm cracking up first thing in the morning. Why didn't anyone tell me Chu Mingwan was such a goofball?" "I can't take it anymore. Like the kid, I'm starting to question reality. Is this the legendary extroverted stepdad and introverted kid?" "Hahaha, while nobody's looking, I'm going to give the little one a big hug. Chu Mingwan's kid really is adorable." On the second day of filming, the production team asks the dads to take the kids to an amusement park. Chu Mingwan is quick to grab his socially anxious child and charges to the front of the amusement park. The carousel? The kid likes it. Let's ride! The rapids? The kid likes it. Let's ride! The water-curtain bumper cars? The kid likes them. Let's ride! "My roommate asked why I was laughing like a pig. I told her to watch the live stream with me, and now we're both laughing like pigs." "Hahahaha, does the kid like it, or does the stepdad like it? Chu Mingwan, you're unbelievable." "Chu Mingwan: At last, I've got an excuse to play to my heart's content." "The kid: Dad, as long as you're happy!" Qi Yuan has just returned from overseas. Only the butler and the nanny are there to greet him. His new spouse and son are nowhere to be found. Qi Yuan asks, exhausted, "Where are Chu... Mingwan and Mu Mu?" The butler cheerfully holds up his phone. "Young Master Chu took the little young master to a show. They're having a great time right now." Hearing two people laughing on the phone, Qi Yuan looks up in surprise and sees Chu Mingwan laughing happily while holding the child. Theme: A simple, peaceful life is what matters most