The Mermaid Zai Zai's Great Adventure

Dazai: Chuuya, you're my dog! (You always have been. It's Chuuya's fault for forgetting.)

Chuuya: You bastard, Dazai! Who's your dog?!! I'll beat you to death! (What are you going crazy about now?)

Dazai: A dog should listen to its master. (Who said you could listen to Mr. Mori? You've been mine from the start.)

Chuuya: Hah! If you hadn't cheated, I would've won. (Damn it, I'll beat Dazai up one of these days.)

Dazai: You won't accept losing, doggy! Doggy! Doggy! (You'll always be my dog. That will never change.)

Chuuya (#‵′)

Moral: Writing the story I want to read