After Luo Ya heroically sacrificed herself to save others, she was bound to a “Bedtime Stories for Kids” System.
The System said she would transmigrate into various fairy-tale worlds and film according to a designated script.
Well-read Luo Ya thought about the other common but incredibly difficult “win over the villain/face-slapping the scumbags” Systems and slapped her thigh.
This is how a loser turns her luck around!
I'm coming, simple and beautiful fairy-tale worlds!
[World One: The Little Mermaid
Script: Dance for the prince you love]
Luo Ya listened as the prince in front of her went on about how he planned to make his first fortune selling mermaids, and fell into deep thought.
After the dance, the girl who had been tender and full of love just a moment ago plunged a knife into the prince's heart, then took the octopus boy's hand and leaped into the deep sea.
Luo Ya: Mermaids-for-profit scum can go to hell.
[World Two: Little Red Riding Hood
Script: Let the werewolf wheedle information about Grandma's house out of you]
Unable to find the important supporting character, the werewolf, anywhere, Luo Ya went to scout the filming location ahead of time. Unable to sit still, she struck up a conversation with the young demon hunter who had come along.
“Good morning.”
“I brought cake and wine...”
“My grandma lives under an oak tree...”
System: “Ding! Current script complete.”
Luo Ya: ???
Something's not right about you, young man! You're working two jobs behind my back!
[World Three: Snow White
Script: Ask the magic mirror and make the queen jealous]
Having been tricked one too many times, Luo Ya went to scout the location ahead of time once again.
Luo Ya: “Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest in the land?”
Mirror: “What a silly question! Of course the noble queen is the fairest!”
Luo Ya: ...Somehow, I'm not even surprised anymore.
After a pointless battle of wits, Luo Ya got angry.
“One last chance. If you don't answer, I'll smash you! Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest in the land?”
The mirror replied sarcastically, “You think...”
Before it could finish saying “are,” the veiled “queen,” who had just taken her place, gave it a cold look.
The mirror trembled and hurriedly changed its answer. “You think exactly right. You're the fairest, you're the fairest!”
It fell in love with a mermaid, but she became foam for the sake of a human prince.
So it prayed to God: Please let me go to the world where she is.
The mermaid became a human girl. It still loved her, but she vanished after seeing its true form.
So it prayed to God again: Please let me become the human closest to her.
It became human, but after kissing it, she turned around and confessed her love to another human prince.
So it prayed to God once more: Please let me become a prince.
At last, it became a human prince, but after sharing a bed with it, she tried to find another prince.
This time, it did not pray to God.
Because it remembered: it was God.
[Reading Guide]
* A theatrical, goofy girl x a nonhuman boy who failed spectacularly at becoming evil
* The heroine sometimes talks nonsense nonstop, and she's a rookie from the city of Zuan
* 1v1, no multiple copies, happy ending in the main world
Theme: Don't let rules hold you back. Live as yourself
The little octopus is so cute