My Lord, You Can't Escape Me

[Bottom's perspective] 1. Dongfang Jingming transmigrates into history as a deeply favored but short-lived treacherous minister. The person who will kill him in the future is the very man who dotes on him after he enters court: Huo Xiao. The Huo Xiao described in the history books could easily be called a bringer of bloodshed. He is mercurial, has killed countless people, and has done every evil imaginable. He's practically a second King Zhou! Dongfang Jingming can no longer even smile. To save his own skin, he packs his things and runs away in the middle of the night. Whoever wants to be a treacherous minister can do it. He certainly can't! Who could have guessed that he would be captured and dragged back by some inexplicable person that very night? He doesn't stand a chance of escaping. 2. After being dragged back, Dongfang Jingming, who has always loved making friends, gradually builds a deep friendship with the other man, even though he is terrified. He starts speaking freely around him, mercilessly trash-talking the tyrant Huo Xiao. The other man listens calmly and even nods along from time to time. Dongfang Jingming feels like he's finally found someone who understands him, and gets bolder and bolder. On the day he is promoted and summoned before the emperor, Dongfang Jingming drops dead on the spot. Why didn't anyone tell him that the person who captured him was the tyrant himself?! [Top's perspective] Reborn, Huo Xiao, who prides himself on being a diligent ruler who cares for his people, refuses to let the tragedy of his previous life happen again. So he immediately sets his sights on Dongfang Jingming, one of the people who started it all. When he learns that Dongfang Jingming has run away, Huo Xiao immediately has him brought back. After all, a treacherous minister is much easier to keep an eye on when he's right under your nose. Once he's back, Huo Xiao discovers that this is how the world sees him: cruel and inhumane, a menace to all decency, the greatest tyrant in history! "..." Who started these rumors about him?! [Peace throughout the land, the realm secure for all time] [Reading Guide] 1. A coming-of-age story. The bottom will gradually grow and is not a fragile flower. 2. An alternate-history setting with a mix-and-match bureaucratic system and worldbuilding. No specific dynasty. 3. A note: the author is always revising! [Husband, get it together!] Drink the strongest liquor, hold the wildest man. Drink the strongest liquor, hold the wildest man. [Top's perspective] The imperial authority on the Jiuzhou Continent is in decline. The maternal relatives and eunuchs are locked in endless conflict, rebels are plotting, the feudal states are declaring independence one after another, and the twelve northern tribes are watching like tigers ready to pounce... But none of that has anything to do with him, Bu Huaishu! In his previous life, he worked himself to the bone unifying the realm, only to die of overwork without even getting married! Reborn on the eve of unifying the realm, Bu Huaishu doesn't want to work himself to death again. He just wants a cozy life with a wife and kids, so he simply pretends to be sick and waits around to die. Who could have imagined that his parents would think he was really about to die and decide to find him a wife to bring him good luck? Bu Huaishu doesn't believe in settling, so he tells his parents he likes men. Then... they bring home a young man for him. The young man isn't just handsome. He's also incredibly ambitious and desperately wants Bu Huaishu to make a name for himself and rule the realm. Watching the young man bustle around him all day, Bu Huaishu decides he can give conquering the realm a try. At least it'll make him happy. [Bottom's perspective] After struggling through countless worlds, the modern-day workaholic Ji Mingqin has finally arrived in the last mission world. If he helps the protagonist unify the realm, he can be reborn and return home! When he learns that the protagonist, Bu Huaishu, has parents looking for someone to marry their son to bring him good luck, and that they want a man, Ji Mingqin is delighted. He immediately offers himself as the groom, all for the sake of returning to his own world as soon as possible. Ji Mingqin is certain he can complete the mission in this world in no time. The book says that the playboy second-generation heir lying in front of him, who is sick enough to die any day, will set off a storm of bloodshed in the course of history. Bu Huaishu overthrows the old system and founds a new dynasty, purges the rebels, and pacifies the north. He acts decisively and is diligent and hardworking. Ji Mingqin is more than happy to assist a protagonist like him. But after he gets married, events take a turn that leaves Ji Mingqin confused. What happened to overthrowing the old system and founding a new dynasty? What happened to acting decisively and working hard? What is this guy in front of him, lying in bed all day and waiting to die while he eats and drinks for free?! [Today's mental state is also absolutely beautiful] A "real" madman bottom whose mental state is absolutely beautiful x a CEO top with an absolutely terrible mental state, a crazed romantic obsessive [Blurb] (1) Yu Jiu transmigrates into a book. At home, he's the real son who is neither loved by his father nor his mother and is rejected at every turn, even after being brought back into the family. Outside the home, he's a D-list nobody caught up in an "affair scandal," with everyone hating him and a reputation full of dirt. The whole world gives off an unmistakably "nuclear-harmonious" vibe. Staring at the scars on his wrist for a while, Yu Jiu sneers. If you won't let me live in peace, then we'll all go down together. While still in a psychiatric hospital, Yu Jiu comments on posts by major media outlets using his main account: [Eight words: A turtle and a dog will stay together forever.] A media outlet is stunned. [Aren't you afraid the other person's fans will retaliate?] Yu Jiu: [Come on, hurry up and get revenge! Let your daddy experience the thrill of going on a killing spree as a madman! Come on!] Onlookers: [Holy shit, a real madman. Run!] (2) Invited to join a survival reality show, Yu Jiu finally manages to take out all the competitors along with his teammates. Then he turns around and shoots his own teammate on the spot. "I'm so broke I can barely afford to eat, and you still want to split the prize money with me? Go die." Watching the blood pack explode, Ji Jun stands there with blood splattered all over his face. The director turns pale with fright and carefully asks over the radio, "Boss, are you okay? Should we call an ambulance?" Ji Jun says nothing. He simply touches the blood pack on his head, licks it off his fingers, and stares after Yu Jiu as he walks away. "I think I'm ready to fall in love." Director: ????? Theme: No matter how many hardships lie ahead, keep moving forward bravely.