[Medium-length novella, martial arts world, just for fun, no historical research]
Junior Sister "Sixty-Four," raised among men from childhood, has the greatest talent, the strongest fighting skills, the wildest style... and the most painfully unkempt appearance. She climbs onto roofs and fishes in rivers, and holds the sect records for eating three pork knuckles, sleeping for twelve hours, and beating up twelve senior brothers in a row. No one has ever broken them.
Zhenren Yun Yang of the sect is the junior brother of Daoist Sanyang. He is about her age, yet all the disciples call him their junior martial uncle. He's beautiful, composed, with dark hair and fair skin, and the bearing of an immortal. He never says a word more than necessary.
Sixty-Four hates him most of all.
With the Martial Arts Tournament fast approaching, her master finally lets Sixty-Four leave the mountain to represent the sect and win the title of "Greatest Beauty in the Martial World."
"Don't let Master down. This title has the biggest prize, and Master believes in you. The sect's food and lodging expenses for the next six months are all on your shoulders."
Sixty-Four fell apart.
"If you're worried you can't manage alone, I'll send your junior martial uncle Yun Yang along in women's clothes."
"There's no way he would!"
"Ahem. I'll follow Senior Brother's instructions."
Sixty-Four fell apart.
Her junior martial uncle appeared before her in women's clothes, perfectly composed.
Sixty-Four fell apart.
But as the tournament drew closer and strange things began happening throughout the martial world, Sixty-Four realized that there was more to her master's sending her to the beauty pageant at the tournament.
"Junior Sister, I hear men like Martial Uncle are quite eye-catching as they travel the martial world. Keep an eye on him, all right? Better to keep this fine catch in the family..."
"Pah! There is no way I'll fall for a junior martial uncle like him!"
Theme: Don't fill the cup to the brim, and don't say things you can't take back