Contains headcanons, OOC, and bad writing! If you don't like it, X out.
A female CEO who plays the pig to eat the tiger x an inscrutable Zhou Zekai
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Shocking! Billionaire female CEO Sun Xiaolu fell in love at first sight with Zhou Zekai while working toward her inspiring goal of building a skyscraper full of wage slaves. The reason was...
While visiting the Samsara Club in S City to assess its growth potential, she went into the wrong restroom and ran into Zhou Zekai just after he'd finished taking care of business. To save them both from embarrassment, she went along with it and claimed she had an eye condition.
Later, in order to pursue Zhou Zekai, she drew on the female character traits men supposedly love in online fiction and gave herself a bizarre backstory: a poor girl with an untreatable eye injury who needs money for her younger brother's hemorrhoid surgery, and has come to Samsara to apply for an assistant position.
Sun Xiang: ? Thanks for asking, I don't have hemorrhoids. I'm on my way to hunt down my cousin.
After Zhou Zekai falls for her, he starts working hard to earn money from endorsements and support their household so his girlfriend won't have to work so hard. He hands over every paycheck.
At the same time, Sun Xiaolu, a high roller investing in projects worth tens of billions, sees the salary Zhou Zekai hands over this month and flashes a wicked smile. She brags to her subordinates:
"Look, isn't my boyfriend thoughtful? Aww QvQ"
Subordinate: I don't understand the world of rich people, but I'm deeply shaken.
Then one day, Ye Xiu's team is targeted and can't keep competing without the signature of a major shareholder at Glory Headquarters. The girl who supposedly can't even afford her brother's hemorrhoid surgery and needs to crowdfund the cost breezes in, signs the papers, kisses Zhou Zekai without a care in the world, then breezes right back out.
Sun Xiaolu: "Aww, I'm just an ordinary wage slave who can't afford to pay for anything."
Zhou Zekai: ...What kind of billionaire CEO can't afford her brother's expensive hemorrhoid surgery and has to work for a living?
Later, when Sun Xiaolu is revealed to be Sun Xiang's older sister, Sun Xiang joins Samsara and his teammates keep giving him sympathetic, consoling looks.
Du Ming even thoughtfully gives him ointment and a cushion.
Sun Xiang: ? Are you all sick in the head?
Theme: I want to know what the Gun King tastes like (just kidding).
Go next door, which next door is it?
Very well, woman, you have my attention. Drop your useless reserve and hand over your inventory.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the sheep Xixi is so miserable
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what kind of devilish reason is this for applying for the job? Hahahahahahahahahahaha Sheep Xixi, you are finished 23333