Junior Uncle, She Likes to Escape

People say that in today's world, there are many outstanding people and geniuses everywhere. But some people lament that God is jealous of talented people, and there are always some people who are as bright as the stars and fleeting. The unparalleled young master who perished with the demon sect would rather die than surrender, the young heroine who saved a city, the new champion scholar who begged for life for the people and died in Honghe... Listening to the storyteller's sigh, Cang Wu's mouth twitched slightly, these are just the vests used by the master to escape death! … Yu Xixuan walked around the world, free and unrestrained, punishing rape and eradicating evil. In order to prevent malicious revenge from others, she was also worried that the hatred value of one identity would be too high, so she built a lot of vests. In short, she was fearless when wearing a vest. However, even if she has enough vests, she will still be settled by others. The most important thing is that some of them are "love debts". Let's not talk about when she owed it. Now that the matter is urgent, there is only one way. Then she dies? It can only be said that no matter how tight the vest is, it will be revealed one day. There are some things that life and death cannot solve, but can only catalyze. It was the sect meeting of Piaomiao Sect, and the sect elders, Taishang elders and Yu Xixuan were all there. The hall was solemn, with everyone sipping the tea in their hands and discussing things with each other. Suddenly Cang Wu ran in quickly. "Master, your ancestral grave has been torn apart." When the Supreme Elder heard this, the tea in his mouth spurted out instantly. Yu Xixuan was his granddaughter. Doesn't this mean that his family's grave had been dug up? Yu Xixuan was shocked, "What?" Cang Wu was stunned for a moment and said anxiously: "No, your grave was ripped apart." All the senior sect officials were agitated, and they were still wondering when the junior uncle was buried. The Supreme Elder regained his composure and put down the tea in his hand. He had better drink it after listening. Yu Xixuan took a breath and blurted out: "Which one?" Everyone:...! ! ! Immediately, everyone in the hall screamed in shock and fell on their backs. … As a junior disciple of the chief elder of the Piaomiao Sect, Feng Yexue was not as busy as his senior brother, but he had a junior uncle in front of him. In daily life, he alternates between respecting his teachers and respecting his principles and bullying his teachers and destroying his ancestors. The young uncle doesn't do human affairs and always runs away. His daily routine is, "Uncle Junior is dead again." Subordinate: "Master asked you to build her grave." Feng Yexue: "..." I can only accept my fate. The junior uncle pays great attention to the sense of ceremony. If he knew that he didn't build her grave, he would beat him to death. After that! Time is a cycle. Die! Repair the grave! Die! Repair the grave! … Finally overturned! It was simply a joy to hear and see, and everyone was overjoyed. Then someone was kicked directly down the mountain. Note: Feng Yexue is not the male protagonist, he is an unfair nephew. At present, the male protagonist is still undergoing factory debugging, so he is not sure. ———————————————————————— Pre-collection of the article "It is said that Concubine Tong was frail and sick in the Qing Dynasty" please collect it An Ning traveled through time, but unexpectedly she became the eldest daughter of the Tong family during the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty. Her grandfather was the crown prince Tong Tulai, and her aunt was Empress Xiao Kangzhang. The explanation in one sentence is that Kangxi was her cousin, and she was not the Empress Tong in history. The original person had been ill since the beginning of winter, but he still didn't survive until the New Year, so he left. And she, an office worker who died in a car accident, became the eldest daughter of the Tong family. Of course, with her current body, it is still a question mark whether she can become an adult. The Tong family has no requirements or expectations for her. Compared to her sister, who has been educated to be a queen since she was a child, her life can be considered leisurely. She occasionally falls into a coma, just to remind everyone. By the way, we also have to deal with the little Emperor Kangxi who is not in power at this time. Looking at Kangxi's child, who was two years older than her, with most of his scalp exposed and a section of slender hair on the back of his head, she sighed quietly, "Cousin, you have become ugly." I still had some baby fat before, but after becoming the emperor, I probably thought too much, and the flesh on my face was almost gone. It was like premature aging. Ten-year-old Kangxi: "... Cousin, you have become thinner. Are you going to meet your ancestors soon?" Tong Anning immediately expressed her love to Xi Shi, then fell lazily on the imperial concubine's bed, and said weakly: "My cousin is really good at predicting things. I saw you brought a pink tourmaline jade pendant a few days ago, why don't you give it to me as a burial gift." After saying that, he started coughing seriously. Kangxi's face was full of black lines: "..." Although this man is weak, he must be pretending now. Tong Anning immediately felt pitiful: "Cousin~~" Kangxi's kid took a deep breath and said, "I'll have someone bring it to you tomorrow." Tong Anning recovered immediately. … Tong Anning originally thought that her life would be a life of leisurely waiting for death, but unexpectedly, during the general election, the palace actually elected her, a sick child, into the palace. She looked at her sister Tong Anyao, whom she had been looking forward to, with a slight twitch in her mouth, and said silently: "Didn't you say she's my sister?" Tong Guowei also sighed: "The emperor is worried about your health, worried that you will be unhappy because you were not selected." Mrs. Tong immediately hugged her distressedly, "My daughter!" It's like crying in mourning. Tong Anning's face was full of black lines: "Didn't you say that I would be exempted from the draft?" Tong Guowei: "The emperor's order cannot be violated." In fact, he was also surprised. The eldest daughter has entered the palace. I don't know how long she will live. The younger daughter will probably continue to be nurtured. … After Tong Anning entered the Forbidden City, everyone in the harem had the impression that she was frail and sick, and whoever touched her would be unlucky. After hearing bad words, she became physically and mentally ill, and her concubines were banned. What's worse, she was wronged, couldn't afford to fall ill, and the concubine was demoted. She was injured, her life was in danger, and the concubine was unemployed. Everyone looked at Kangxi sadly: "Your Majesty~~" Kangxi smiled gently: "The imperial concubine is weak and sick, please be considerate of her." Concubines: ... Shouldn't the noble concubine be more considerate of them? In this way, everyone in the harem burned incense and worshipped every day, wanting to know when they could offer incense to Concubine Tong. However, it seemed that the feng shui of the palace nourished people, and until some people closed their eyes, the concubine was still frail and living beautifully. ———————————————————— Copy of the pre-received article "The Second Generation of the Emperor's Crazy Daily Life" At the end of the Wei Dynasty, the household registration in the world was low, and almost half of them were wiped out. The government and businessmen colluded, and the people were in poverty. In addition, natural disasters continued, and the people were displaced. So the heroes rose up, and then Emperor Jingyuan conquered the world and unified the country. It is a pity that Emperor Jingyuan spent his entire life in the military. He passed away after reigning for only ten years. On his deathbed, he passed the throne to his fourth son Huo Jinyu. Emperor Jingyuan came from a rough background and did not follow rules and regulations when he rose to power. After the founding of the country, Qiankun became arbitrary and focused on corruption. The officials in the court changed their minds after hearing this. Looking at the thirteen-year-old young emperor, some of the courtiers were worried, some looked at him with eager eyes, and some breathed a sigh of relief, finally getting rid of the shadow of Emperor Jingyuan. The young emperor Huo Jinyu knelt in the mourning hall, looked at the memorial tablet in front of him, looked at the chamberlain and palace maids accompanying him, and was speechless. What is this? She was resurrected from the dead and traveled back in time to an emperor who was about to ascend the throne. Especially, this man's name was the same as hers, and he was actually a woman. When she came here, she heard the title of chamberlain, and thought she was in some dynasty where women were respected. Later, she learned that the woman was disguised as a man. Then she learned a little about the mess left by the late emperor, and her headache suddenly became even worse. There is severe drought and locust plague in the west, floods in the south, restlessness on the northern border, and the sea in the east. Nothing has happened for the time being, and there are vague signs of the country's subjugation. Especially if her identity is known to the officials, the government and the opposition will probably be even more turbulent. Ruo Jinyu sighed, it was hard to be the second generation emperor! Things have reached this point, I can only roll up my sleeves and work harder! The courtiers found that although the new emperor was young, he had a lot of ideas. They watched him control floods, organize officials, hold imperial examinations, build seaports, search for good seeds... Use sand to turn glass, strong cement for city defense, unmanned automatic carriages, sky lanterns that can carry people... Everyone lamented that it seemed that destiny was in the Jing Dynasty. They thought that after Emperor Jing Yuan left, the Jing Dynasty would fall apart, but unexpectedly a Huo Jinyu appeared. For the new emperor, the civil and military officials of the whole court were very convinced. One day he said that he was a god, they would believe it without a doubt. Then... They discovered that the new emperor was actually a woman! The civil and military officials in the court were horrified and looked at each other in confusion. Was this a joke? Huo Jinyu wondered: "Is it possible that the fact that I am a woman is even more strange than that of a god?" Civil and military officials:... No, it's all very strange! Intention: Even if you are in trouble, let yourself get sunshine!