How to escape if there is a zombie virus outbreak?
Tang Ci: Thank you for the invitation! The gold finger has been installed and we are in contact with the relevant departments.
Tang Ci: Hello! Hello! I have something here that can help the country get out of trouble and let everyone learn about it!
Relevant departments: You are already the 799th person to call and say that you have a system that needs to be handed over. We can't help but rescue you. Now is a critical moment. Don't occupy public resources, protect yourself, and don't go out without permission.
Tang Ci: ... I really do!
Relevant departments: ... Hundreds of people in front of me also said the same thing. They either have a brain disease or want to ask for help.
Tang Ci didn't expect that things would develop like this. She quickly asked System 567: [Look, others don't believe you! It's too much. Please stand up quickly.
System 567: [They have indeed gone too far. Host, just wait and make sure they believe you!
Just when Tang Ci thought that the system in her mind could show off its power, who knew that the novice task the system issued to her was to let her jump from a height of 100 meters.
Tang Ci: ... Suddenly I felt that it might be my imagination, the system or something. The country was right, she had a disease in her head.
System 567:……
The host thinks it is cheating, and it thinks the host is cheating. It is a system that serves individuals, and the host wants it to drag the big ship Yanchu. Even if there is a golden thigh cheating machine like the state, it cannot squeeze the employees.
The system itself has to serve the host alone, but the host actually lets it bear the burden of establishing a sect. It wants everything, secret books, spiritual plants, high-yielding crops, panaceas... It is simply too much.
Regarding 567's accusation, Tang Ci's classmates and friends felt it was absolutely slander. Their Tang Ci was a pure fool.
System 567: ... These Blue Star people are a little blind. Can Silly Baitian be so difficult to serve?
The end was coming. As a senior in college, Tang Ci experienced dropout and unemployment at about the same time, so Tang Ci decided to start a business with his partners to sell magic weapons and elixirs.
Of course, for the newly launched Four Leaf Clover Company, after the general public saw its business scope and products on the shelves, they first reported a wave of reports. Uncle police, there are people here promoting feudal superstition and selling fake medicines.
Later... Well, it smells so good!
The doomsday zombie virus is rampant, and most countries on the planet are unable to resist. Many countries have taken the lead in evolving superpowers because there are too many zombies. They are trying to solidify their reputation as planet defenders. There is no grass wherever they go, and then they suddenly hit the wall in a certain country, which is the kind of bloodshed.
These countries looked at the abundant harvests and prosperity here, as if they were dreaming, and felt that this was the granary prepared for them. Then when they reached out, not only their claws were chopped off, but their lives were almost spared.
Seeing the usually harmonious Yanchu people acting like a charlatan, the two trembled and said in shock: "Are you also a person with superpowers?"
This is unscientific! Didn't you say that the zombie epidemic in Yanchu is not serious? Everyone thought they would encounter a group of little sheep, but suddenly they turned into a Tyrannosaurus rex. Do they still have a way to survive?
The people of Yanchu said: "This is cultivating immortals, understand! It's not a supernatural power."
What can immortal cultivators do in the new era?
In your free time, you plant land and trees to make a fortune; in your busy time, you protect your home and country and clean up zombies.
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Pre-receipt of the article "Trillion Planet Loans from the Sky"
Life is a time between closing your eyes and opening them.
When Si Yueying opened her eyes, she was told that she had become a property owner, but her territory was a bit large.
The surface area is about 700 million square kilometers, the volume is 1.5832073×10^12Km?, And the property rights are about 4 billion years old.
Si Yueying was confused: ... What is this!
The staff of the Interstellar Real Estate Bureau said politely and enthusiastically: "You are the owner of Planet 10086, and you still owe a loan of 1008.6 Billion. Please pay it on time."
Si Yueying's face was covered with black lines and she was completely speechless. Is this number serious?
Be careful she calls 10086 to complain about harassment.
The staff was already familiar with this situation and continued politely: "Please pay the fee annually. If it is overdue, sky-high penalty interest will be incurred, and the planet cannot be transferred during the loan period. Do you have any questions?"
Si Yueying looked dazed, "Maybe you can let me sleep first."
Staff:…
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It turns out that sleeping is no escape from reality.
What's on a planet worth trillions?
Fierce and ferocious alien plants and beasts are occupying territory on the planet. Human beings have no place to stand. It is called a desperate situation by the interstellar people. If you want to die, just come here.
Because of this planet loan, her ex-fiancé was scared away and married her best friend. The bank bought her insurance worth tens of billions to prevent her from getting into an accident. They also sent condolences during the holidays, and they didn't even dare to breathe harder for fear of scaring this big creditor.
Even if he goes out and encounters a robbery, after telling him about his debt, even the star thief will give him some money.
It is said that people are disappointed in money but happy in love. Si Yueying thinks it's because she doesn't owe enough money. Look at her, she is probably destined to be an orphan in this life.
The others looked at the handsome and powerful man who appeared on the alien planet, and wanted to refute but did not dare.
Seeing this, Si Yueying spread her hands and said, "1008.6 Billion. If you give it, you can take it away."
A certain man had a black line and glanced around gloomily.
The people around were trembling. They were helpless and really didn't dare.
Si Yueying cupped her chin, looked at the man and said doubtfully: "They say your face is worth three livable planets. You are indeed bragging. You see, they are not even willing to leave a planet."
A certain man:...
People around him: ... Because his strength is worth ten planets.
Mission: Only when we work together can we create a better future
Reader comments
No, it made me laugh to death, Pei Qing must be too miserable, hahahahahaha
No, it made me laugh to death, Pei Qing must be too miserable, hahahahahaha