Starting today, the main story will be completed with Chapter 24 available to read. If you've already read it, please don't buy it again~
It's complete! I'll proofread it first. As usual, you can find the extras in my collection titled Extra Stories.
Yu Xinghuai transmigrates to a tiny, weak Western Regions kingdom, a country constantly tormented by the great powers of the Central Plains.
Unable to endure any longer, the king plans to disguise Yu Xinghuai as a beauty and send him into the enemy emperor's palace to assassinate him.
Yu Xinghuai: "Does Shen Fengzhou have bad eyesight?"
The king: "No."
Yu Xinghuai: "So I'm being sent to my death?!"
The king: "Minister Yu, have faith in your beauty. If your disguise is exposed, don't give me away, okay?"
Yu Xinghuai: "..."
So Yu Xinghuai disguises himself as a beauty and enters the enemy palace, right under the noses of a bunch of blind ministers.
Shen Fengzhou isn't as lecherous as the rumors claim, and rarely visits his harem. Yu Xinghuai doesn't even know what he looks like.
Then one day, a breeze in the garden blows off the scarf Yu Xinghuai wears around his neck to hide his Adam's apple. Shen Fengzhou happens to pass by and see it.
Soon, Shen Fengzhou summons Yu Xinghuai to his bedchamber.
Yu Xinghuai stays on guard, ready to assassinate him, but after Shen Fengzhou coaxes him into drinking a cup of wine, he loses consciousness.
The next day, Shen Fengzhou gently traces the scattered red marks on Yu Xinghuai's skin with his forefinger and says, with grave tenderness, "My beauty, you have a contagious disease. Stay by my side, and I'll make sure you're cured!"
Yu Xinghuai: "Those are obviously hickeys!"
Shen Fengzhou says teasingly, "Oh~ My mistake. I didn't realize my beauty knew about those..."
Yu Xinghuai: "..."
Thinking Shen Fengzhou isn't lecherous is Yu Xinghuai's biggest misconception about him!
Yu Xinghuai really wants to kill Shen Fengzhou. But when he sees his belly growing bigger by the day, he decides he can't let his baby grow up without a father...
I changed the main characters' names and also revised the blurb because I was worried it might not meet the requirements. I'll probably revise it again before posting, but the plot is already set.
A few light content warnings~
① Mild angst √
② Assassin bottom who gives birth X slightly unhinged tyrant top √
③ 1v1, HE √
④ Both are each other's first √
P.S. No coercion of any kind. I'll explain later~
Coming soon: I Had My Ex-Boyfriend's Baby
When Yan Po was in high school, he was a formidable guy with both looks and fighting skills. His tendency to throw punches at the slightest provocation made the bullies at nearby vocational schools steer clear of him.
No one expected that at the New Year's Eve party in his senior year, Yan Po would take the hand of a boy who was often bullied and announce to everyone, "I'm Shen Huai's wife. Anyone who messes with Shen Huai is messing with me!"
Shen Huai, who seemed gentle and timid to everyone else, held Yan Po forcefully and kissed him hard for the first time.
But when they graduated, Yan Po disappeared without a trace.
Shen Huai, who had never once gone against his father's wishes, defied him for the first time. He postponed the date his father had arranged for him to study abroad and spent half a year turning nearly the whole world upside down, but still couldn't find Yan Po.
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Yan Po's gambling-addict father ruined his life. Fleeing from debt collectors, Yan Po ran from place to place, barely attended university, and worked several part-time jobs every day to pay off his worthless father's debts.
Over six years, Yan Po's rough edges were nearly worn away. The one thing that kept him going was Shen Huai.
He believed Shen Huai was waiting for him somewhere in the world.
Every night, whether beneath a bridge or in a drafty rented room, he imagined that once he'd paid off all the debt and was sure he wouldn't drag Shen Huai down, he would run straight to him, leap into his arms, and hold him tight, never to part again.
But their reunion came far sooner than Yan Po expected.
He casually sent his resume to a major company and was spared an interview, hired directly as the CEO's assistant. The annual salary was more than he could have earned from six years of part-time work.
On his first day, Yan Po was still calculating how long it would take to pay off his debts and go find Shen Huai. Then he saw Shen Huai's mature, composed face and nearly fell to the floor.
Yan Po said, "Sorry, wrong room."
Shen Huai blocked the doorway. "You already signed the contract. Where do you think you're going?"
Yan Po: After six years apart, my ex-boyfriend is now my boss. What do I do? Asking for advice, urgently!
Years later, Yan Po gently rubs his rounded belly and looks at the only reply to his anonymous post. He writes: Thanks, but it's too late. He's already the father of my child.
- This time, I'll protect you.
Shen Huai (top) X Yan Po (bottom)
[Cross-dressing, pregnancy, melodrama, and a little angst]
Theme: Keep working hard and striving forward!
After reading it all, I don't know what to say. To be honest, later on I thought about whether the ending would be different if the male protagonist Shou hadn't come here. Watching the people around the male protagonist die one by one in the book (I feel uncomfortable), I think some of the author's things are unreasonable. For example, when Qiuhua died, the male protagonist was only beaten twice... There are also many things that I think it is impossible for a person to just vent his anger, and the resentment and sorrow in his heart will disappear. Overall, it is relatively "white". The characters in the article may be able to better explain their last resort in this era, instead of generalizing (not saying that the author's writing is not good). I think the author can write better?
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Xiao Shen: Just because someone Yuan doesn't understand, learn now and use it now
When will my wife resume taking three days a day [Star Eyes. Jpg]
After reading it all, I don't know what to say. To be honest, later on I thought about whether the ending would be different if the male protagonist Shou hadn't come here. Watching the people around the male protagonist die one by one in the book (I feel uncomfortable), I think some of the author's things are unreasonable. For example, when Qiuhua died, the male protagonist was only beaten twice... There are also many things that I think it is impossible for a person to just vent his anger, and the resentment and sorrow in his heart will disappear. Overall, it is relatively "white". The characters in the article may be able to better explain their last resort in this era, instead of generalizing (not saying that the author's writing is not good). I think the author can write better?
Hahahahahahahahahaha, Xiao Shen: Just because someone Yuan doesn't understand, learn now and use it now
When will my wife resume taking three days a day [Star Eyes. Jpg]
Hungry, I want to eat the author alive.
Hahaha, it was me who reviewed it.
Hey hey hey blind blind long time no see
Why is everyone dead? Woohoo!
Hahaha, it made me laugh so hard
Damn, who gives me a stable life? Damn it.
It's so rare that Dabai is still alive