[I'm not updating anymore. I'm quitting for good. Thank you all for keeping me company.]
[I'm switching to anime. I'm going to get into Detective Conan. Surely Detective Conan won't fall apart.]
Yuji Itadori died.
But soon, he was reborn.
Only...
Yuji Itadori felt the fluffy animal ears on top of his head.
He turned to glance at the tiger-striped tail at his tailbone, wagging beyond his control.
Yuji Itadori panicked. "Grandpa, this world seems a little strange!"
First, on the grasslands, he met a fennec fox named Conan who claimed to be a "great detective."
Pointing at a bizarre murder that had just taken place, he launched into a solemn deduction.
Then, by the river, he fished out Osamu Dazai, an opossum floating on the water and pretending to be dead.
Spitting out water, he lay on his back with all four legs in the air. "Ah~ Another day of being rescued~"
Yuji Itadori could only say: I'm exhausted.
And then, after that...
Yuji Itadori found an egg.
So, while he incubated it, Yuji kept trying to guess what kind of egg it was.
Until one day, when Yuji returned from a hunt, he saw a little snake who looked exactly like his teacher, nestled in the cracked eggshell.
Little Snake Satoru opened his big, watery eyes and pointed at Yuji Itadori. "Mama!"
Yuji Itadori: "I'm not your mom!"
Little Snake Satoru swished his tail and whimpered softly in Yuji Itadori's arms. "Want Mama!"
Yuji Itadori: "...I'm a man!"
I'm tired.
This is too much.
And so, Yuji Itadori began his otherworldly adventure raising Gojo's little one.
#Yuji Itadori's Otherworldly Child-Rearing Adventure
#Yuji the Tiger and Gojo the Snake
#Featuring Detective Conan, Bungo Stray Dogs, and more
Neighboring story: User's Deduction No Longer Exists [Crime Investigation]
Theme: Core Socialist Values
