Serial article "The master of metaphysics became famous in the dream variety show due to poverty", please collect it.
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Calmly transforms into the mermaid princess in ancient sadistic novels. In the novel, she is a cannon fodder female supporting character who falls in love with the male protagonist at first sight. In the end, she is physically and mentally abused by the male protagonist, and her entire clan is wiped out by the villain.
After passing through, he calmed down for a moment, took the life money from the male protagonist smoothly, and went back to the deep sea to inherit the throne.
However, watching the tribesmen fight for a few fish and shrimps, they calmly fell into silence.
... The first thing a king does is to feed his people.
A month later, he wandered through the dreamlike underwater world, played with beautiful and bizarre sea creatures, mined precious and beautiful pearls and corals, and explored mysterious and valuable underwater shipwrecks... The calmly shot series of underwater videos caused a sensation, dominating the entire network and attracting countless dollars.
Until the venture capital came to the door and calmly looked at the familiar face opposite...
Okay, don't pester me if I don't want to film anymore, I'm going to play live broadcast.
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When she became a well-known anchor, she accidentally discovered that the male protagonist's assistant was actually the brother of the maid Liu Ying who had been missing for three years.
Calm down again.
If you can't hide, then rush!
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Later, the mermaid family not only lived a comfortable life, but also could come and go freely on land and sea.
When the elderly fish are bored, they can travel around the world at any time;
The little mermaids receive the best education in the world's first-class aristocratic schools;
The young fish have become world-class doctors, international gourmets, top domestic voice actors, world-famous computer masters, etc.
And the villain's nephew, after taking back the family property that was robbed by the villain, diligently cooked for Calm in front of the pots and pans in the specially built kitchen of the underwater palace...
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The first seventeen years of Gu Yi's life were full of sunshine and laughter.
The next ten years were nothing but dark clouds and numbness.
He originally thought that he would live under dark clouds for the rest of his life, until he learned to be calm——
This pretty girl with a cold expression used her wisdom to clear away the dark clouds that had been hovering above his head for ten years and let the sunshine return to his life.
He thought, I must also let her live in the light.
——————Advance collection of "The Poor Metaphysics Master Becomes Popular in the Dream Variety Show" ——————
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Gu Shi's ancestral divination skills are known to everyone in the metaphysics world. Two of the five shortcomings and three shortcomings are: widowhood and poverty!
One day, she was struck by a thunderbolt from the sky to the human world because of a glimpse of a secret from heaven. She discovered that, well, it was still the same.
Widow and poor!
By chance, she participated in a civilian variety show called "Amateur Dreams".
At first, the audience was divided into two groups when they saw Gu Shi looking around with his delicate little face that looked like a cutout of a lady's portrait.
One group said: "Wow, with such good looks, you are like a fairy!"
The other group: "You have such good looks, but you are still poor? Are you acting?"
Not long after the show started, when they saw Gu Shi leisurely enjoying the scenery and eating vegetables he grew on the rooftop, the audience unanimously agreed——
"So poor!"
"But I'm so envious!"
Then, the audience sighed when they saw Gu Shi getting into a car accident even when he went out to eat at a food stall.
"How miserable!"
"Suddenly I feel so happy!"
Later, when they saw Gu Shi becoming more and more beautiful under someone's care, the audience was envious——
"It's another lemon day!"
"I've already signed up for the next episode, and I might be able to get both love and career!"
********Pre-receipt of "Hell's Amusement Park"********
When Pluto Suli went to heaven to report his duties, he made a mistake while drunk and was demoted to the human world by the Emperor of Heaven.
When Su Li came to the human world, she found that the dog emperor was really punishing her.
Both parents are dead, including a 70-year-old grandmother and a three-year-old brother. The whole family depends on her for food and drink——
An eighteen-year-old girl.
Not only that, the entire family property only consisted of ten mountains - stone mountains with no grass growing on them!
Su Li: There is a saying called MMP. I don't know whether to say it or not?
Looking at the dilapidated earth house with four bare walls, Su Lichou decided to find some helpers from the underworld after losing three hairs.
A year later, the Emperor of Heaven sent the person who made her commit a crime to monitor Su Li's punishment.
I saw that the originally bare and deserted rocky mountain was full of people coming and going, and screams were endless. It was so lively!
"Ahhh, this ghost crying and wolf howling is so scary, it scared me to death!"
Will frown.
Could it not be scary? They are all evil ghosts from the underworld who are being punished!
"It's so exciting. The female ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night is so realistic!"
Will help the forehead.
Can it not be realistic? It was indeed a waste of time to get into a car accident!
The next second, the frightened little girl wiped away her tears, raised a smile and took a selfie to post on WeChat:
"It's so fun to come to the legendary Hell Amusement Park today!"
Will start: "!"
Turning another corner, a host holding a microphone was emotional in front of the camera:
"I heard that a child who was a liar at home came to the Hell Amusement Park and immediately turned into a good and honest child after returning.
I also heard that people who like to sneak around will immediately become good young people after visiting the Hell Amusement Park.
Today, let's experience it. Is the legendary Hell Amusement Park so scary that it can actually scare bad guys into good guys? "
And the person who was supposed to be punished here was surrounded by all kinds of beautiful men, beating her legs, rubbing her shoulders, feeding her fruits, applying nail polish, and she was as happy as a god!
Jiang Qi only took one look, and his eyes turned red: "You——"
"The beginning is chaos and the end is abandonment!"
Su Li: "..."
Who did I abandon in the end?
Mission: Keep improving despite adversity
Reader comments
Hey, is this the end, is it true? ! [Heartbroken]
The interaction between Naiya and Amon is really interesting. The two tax evaders hit it off right away (Fog). It's so rare that Amon is more humane, haha.
Has the plot advanced to Backlund? When it reaches the sea, will Xiao Ke know a little bit about the large amount of blood in the script? Thinking about everyone facing the blood (crossed out), the entangled past of the silver-haired Colonel Naiya makes me want to laugh.
When I was reading the story, I got crazy when I thought it was Naiyahhh
It was actually three years ago. I wish the author a happy life and be happy every day [Spread Flowers]
Is the child in the capital the prince's?
[Crying] [Crying] Dad, are you there? Tonight, night? [Hug thigh][please][poor]
Damn, can we see the explosive update before the Chinese New Year this year? [Poor]
Damn, the draft box fell down?
I'm laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'll update it today. It's okay if I don't. Madam, don't be too stressed.
Hey, is this the end, is it true? ! [Heartbroken] The interaction between Naiya and Amon is really interesting. The two tax evaders hit it off right away (Fog). It's so rare that Amon is more humane, haha. Has the plot advanced to Backlund? When it reaches the sea, will Xiao Ke know a little bit about the large amount of blood in the script? Thinking about everyone facing the blood (crossed out), the entangled past of the silver-haired Colonel Naiya makes me want to laugh. When I was reading the story, I got crazy when I thought it was Naiyahhh It was actually three years ago. I wish the author a happy life and be happy every day [Spread Flowers]
Is the child in the capital the prince's?
[Crying] [Crying] Dad, are you there? Tonight, night? [Hug thigh][please][poor]
Damn, can we see the explosive update before the Chinese New Year this year? [Poor]
Damn, the draft box fell down?
I'm laughing so hard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'll update it today. It's okay if I don't. Madam, don't be too stressed.