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Gu Shi's ancestral divination skills are known to everyone in the metaphysics world. Two of the five shortcomings and three shortcomings are: widowhood and poverty!
One day, she was struck by a thunderbolt from the sky to the human world because of a glimpse of a secret from heaven. She discovered that, well, it was still the same.
Widow and poor!
By chance, she participated in a civilian variety show called "Amateur Dreams".
At first, the audience was divided into two groups when they saw Gu Shi looking around with his delicate little face that looked like a cutout of a lady's portrait.
One group said: "Wow, with such good looks, you are like a fairy!"
The other group: "You have such good looks, but you are still poor? Are you acting?"
Not long after the show started, when they saw Gu Shi leisurely enjoying the scenery and eating vegetables he grew on the rooftop, the audience unanimously agreed——
"So poor!"
"But I'm so envious!"
Then, the audience sighed when they saw Gu Shi getting into a car accident even when he went out to eat at a food stall.
"How miserable!"
"Suddenly I feel so happy!"
Later, when they saw Gu Shi becoming more and more beautiful under someone's care, the audience was envious——
"It's another lemon day!"
"I've already signed up for the next episode, and I might be able to get both love and career!"
——
Huo Zhuozhi was originally the God of Wealth in the sky. One day he saw that a mortal was too poor, so he gave her an extra ten yuan, and then——
He was sent to the human world to perform a task, and his task was to lift 1,000 people out of poverty.
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After Cen Yin survived for twenty years in the apocalypse, he woke up and found that he had transformed into Cen Yin, a celebrity in the last generation.
To increase her popularity, Cen Yin participated in the most popular and most inhumane prank show in China.
Unexpectedly, she was so timid that she was scared out of her wits just after participating in the show.
After Cen Yin came through——
Faced with the sudden appearance of a terrifying ghost——
The other guests huddled together: "Ahhhhhh, so scary!"
Cen Yin patted his chest: "Fortunately, it can't eat people!"
If he changes hands, he will be thrown over his shoulder by the ghosts!
"I won't eat people's food, so don't be afraid!"
In the middle of the night, the warm bed suddenly turned into a pool of black ink——
Other guests cursed: "This is too much. It doesn't even allow people to sleep well!"
Cen Yin wiped his face: "Fortunately it's not ice, and it can be washed off!"
The next day, Cen Yin frightened the program crew for a whole day with her face covered in washable black ink!
"This ink is very good and can protect you from the sun!"
The program team put them on a desert island to survive——
Other guests roared: "Why isn't there even any food left for us?"
Cen Yin held the dagger: "Fortunately, we were given a dagger!"
Then, she raised the knife and chopped off the head of a poisonous snake.
The director touched his neck and felt a little cold on the back of his neck!
After the program ended, Cen Yin's Weibo followers increased from 3,000 to 30 million. Viewers left messages: "I just want to know, does the young lady ever feel bad?"
Cen Yin: "..."
No!
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Gu Zhi had just returned from reading 12 ancient novels about soft female protagonists. He was quite tired of the delicate young lady style. When he saw the bright and sharp voice of Wu Weiyang, he couldn't take his eyes away——
Occasionally, it feels good to have someone charging ahead for you!
Cen Yin wanted to climb the wall, but Gu Zhi moved the ladder.
Cen Yin wants to scare people, so Gu Zhi helps to create an accident.
The program crew was causing trouble and throwing unknown objects at them. Cen Yin threw herself on Gu Zhi to block her. Gu Zhi rolled over and stood in front of her, chuckling: "Other times, you can be in front, but not this one!"
The audience screamed and covered their faces.
I never thought that watching a prank variety show would end up stuffing my mouth with dog food!
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Jiang Lianyue opened her eyes and saw, oh, she also followed the fashion and dressed up as the ex-wife of the male protagonist in a period novel.
In the original work, the male protagonist comes from a gay family, has handsome appearance and outstanding literary talent. He is a famous and promising young man in the county.
The original protagonist fell in love with the male protagonist at first sight. After pretending to fall into the water and being rescued by the male protagonist, she forced the male protagonist to marry her. She also kept acting like a monster because the male protagonist treated her coldly, and finally forced the male protagonist to use thunderous means to divorce her.
After the divorce, the second brother who doted on the original owner wanted to settle a score with the male lead because of her, and was imprisoned for fighting. However, the original owner's eldest brother went south to work to make money in order to make the second brother less miserable, but he never returned. The original owner died in a car accident due to frequent troubles in his marriage and family. The parents of the original owner were depressed because their children frequently encountered misfortunes.
It happened to be the night of the wedding when she arrived. Jiang Lianyue hissed that the marriage had to be divorced as soon as possible, but she had to dump the hero gracefully in order to avoid the series of disasters.
At this time, the male protagonist said: "Even if we get married, I won't touch you."
Jiang Lianyue was overjoyed. He was worthy of being the male protagonist, a proper male representative of Durban. This unreasonable request——
She's right!
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Jiang Lianyue set up a food stall, ran a tea factory, and moved bicycles, TVs, and sewing machines to her parents' home. She also allowed her three brothers to earn wages and build a two-story Western-style building for their family!
If someone criticizes her, what's the use of having more money? I've been married for almost a year and my stomach still hasn't moved.
Jiang Lianyue smiled sweetly and said, "My husband said he is not in a hurry to have children. He will consider it after I live in a detached compound and drive a Santana."
When she got home, her always gentle and courteous "husband" took out the house book of the single-family compound and Santana's car keys and handed them to her. He stared at her with burning eyes: "Who said I'm not in a hurry?"
Jiang Lianyue:?
Aren't we an agreed couple?
Motto: Destiny is in your own hands