Why Are There So Many Diseases!

Yu Xian transmigrated into a book.

The good news: he became a domineering CEO, rich, super rich!!

The bad news: he also has most of the standard CEO ailments: insomnia, headaches, loss of appetite... and the list keeps growing.

Oh, right, there's another CEO staple: a spouse chosen through a marriage alliance. But his husband is nowhere to be found, so he can ignore that for now.

Fortunately, along with his ailments, he also got the CEO's exclusive cures.

He met his cool, fragile sleeping-pill spirit. Get close to him and Yu Xian falls asleep in seconds.

He also met his rough, unruly ibuprofen spirit. Get close to him and Yu Xian's head feels clear.

Then he met his free-spirited, unrestrained rice-porridge spirit. Get close to him and Yu Xian can eat anything with gusto!

There's just one little problem: the sleeping pill, ibuprofen, and rice porridge aren't the same person...

At first, Yu Xian could steel himself to sneak around behind his husband's back, getting relief from his ailments along the way.

But as his ailments multiplied, more spirits appeared one after another: the taciturn corrective-lens spirit, who treated color blindness; the stern, ascetic sertraline spirit, who treated obsessive-compulsive disorder; the haughty, arrogant ebastine spirit, who treated allergies; and more.

It was getting hard for him to keep up with all of them on his own.

Then he started showing symptoms of face blindness.

He gave the gift meant for the sleeping pill to the ibuprofen. On the road, he mistook the rice porridge for the corrective lenses. Right in front of the sertraline, he called out the ebastine's name!

At first, Yu Xian had no idea anything was wrong. Then, at a banquet, all his cures gathered in one place...

Yu Xian and the spirits stared at each other, each wearing the same shocked expression of someone looking at a cheating scoundrel.

But what really made his heart race was that his husband, Fu Xuechi, was there too!

Just last night, Yu Xian had suddenly developed skin hunger, clinging shamelessly to Fu Xuechi and calling him “big brother” over and over. The scene had been utterly indecent.

Now Fu Xuechi's gaze swept lazily over the people behind Yu Xian. He grabbed him by the back of the collar, his languid manner gone. “So besides me, you've got all these other big brothers?”

Yu Xian: SOS! Help!

Please add my next book, The Campus Heartthrob Keeps Threatening Divorce

"Gentle little angel x irritable little brat"

In the spring semester of his sophomore year, Wen Yu, an architecture major, was assigned to move into Room 505 in the law department dormitory.

Two of his new roommates were friendly to him, except for the third: Jiang Xunyan, the campus heartthrob of A University. The moment Jiang Xunyan saw him, he frowned, scowled, and looked completely ill at ease.

Wen Yu had nothing against him. When he brought breakfast for his roommates, he brought a portion for Jiang Xunyan too.

Jiang Xunyan furrowed his brows and scoffed. “You don't have to go out of your way.”

As he spoke, he messaged him: [We'll be divorced in a year anyway.]

Wen Yu acknowledged that, and next time he didn't include Jiang Xunyan's share.

But when Jiang Xunyan saw everyone else had breakfast and he didn't, he was dissatisfied. “Are you excluding me?!”

At the same time, he jabbed at the chat box: [Divorce!!!]

Wen Yu, always even-tempered, said nothing. He decided not to do anything extra in front of Jiang Xunyan again, or perhaps to find a way to move out.

Then, by chance, Jiang Xunyan's student information form was leaked on the campus forum. His marital status was clearly listed as “Married.” Jiang Xunyan had many admirers, and the forum exploded overnight.

When Wen Yu found out, he received a message from Jiang Xunyan at the same time.

[Don't let anyone find out! If they do, we're getting divorced!!]

On the surface, Wen Yu and Jiang Xunyan had an ordinary relationship, so no one suspected him.

When asked, he played dumb in his gentle way. “I have no idea.”

But thinking of what Jiang Xunyan had said, Wen Yu wondered: would they really get divorced if the secret came out?

...Never mind. That would be a little too much attention.

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So Wen Yu waited and waited, until a year had finally passed. But Jiang Xunyan never brought up divorce.

After thinking it over, Wen Yu went to ask him directly: “When are we going to get divorced?”

Jiang Xunyan, who had privately assumed they were already deeply in love and blissfully happy together, was struck like a bolt from the blue.

He'd praised Wen Yu the night before, saying how skilled he was and how good it felt!

Jiang Xunyan nearly jumped up, furious. “Are you going to use me and then dump me?!”

Wen Yu asked in confusion, “But that's just a husband's duty. What does that have to do with divorce?”

Jiang Xunyan clutched his chest, nearly fainting.

Nontraditional pursuit of the one who got away, same-sex marriage setting, sweet daily life after a marriage of convenience

Theme: Face every difficulty with optimism and a positive attitude.