Here's the situation:
Su Qinglang, whose combat power was maxed out in the apocalypse, arrives in the reformed entertainment industry and transmigrates into an idol with the same name, a C-list celebrity.
Martial Saint System: Current mission: become a martial arts action superstar. Difficulty: four stars.
Su Qinglang: I ripped zombies apart with my bare hands in the apocalypse, and that mission was only three stars?
The reformed entertainment industry:
Paid trolls have vanished, fans have stopped fighting, and everyone has become more "cultured" and polite.
Fans used to lash out at management: "You useless idiots take our money and do nothing. Get lost!"
Now their style is more like: "I'm so jealous that you're so young and already enjoying retirement! Smiling.jpg"
Good money drives out bad, forcing entertainers to improve their skills. Singers can't lip-sync, actors need to know how to act, and some idols and actors are facing unemployment.
Su Qinglang's antis are "worried" for him: Our Su Su can't dance, sings off-key and cracks, and acts like AI. Now he has to make a living on talent? He'll starve to death! Hurry up and leave the industry to get a factory job tightening screws (pity).
Su Qinglang: ...Leaving the industry is out of the question.
I'll start by going on a variety show and turning my reputation around.
I'm skilled in eighteen different martial arts. I'll make the show a hit!
Wait, I need to audition for a variety show? And take a test?
A variety show called The Food Challenge had a mouthwatering name, but the actual content was designed to kill the guests' appetites.
Su Qinglang got a last-minute spot alongside several popular entertainers, and everyone mocked him as a mere extra.
He was the only one who lasted to the end and completed the "food" challenge.
The host asked in an interview: "How did you manage not to throw up?"
"Even if it stinks like hell, it's still food." The next second, he dropped to his knees and gagged.
Netizens roared with laughter: This show is comedy gold!
Actors with no formal training and no notable works need a license before they can act??
First came the written exam, then the acting round, then the talent show, and finally...
Before the licensing results came out, Su Qinglang was mocked: How does his AI acting give him the nerve to take the exam? Is he performing the Dog-Beating Staff Technique as a talent act to make us laugh?
When the results were announced, netizens were stunned: Holy crap! Su Qinglang came in first?
After getting his acting license, Su Qinglang worked toward his modest goal of becoming a martial arts action superstar, while doing his part to fix the industry's deep-rooted problems.
Wait, why does everyone call me Brother Lang whenever we finish filming a movie?
Two interview snippets:
1.
A reporter asked: "You got your acting license with an outstanding first-place score, and you're also the first person to become a hit after the entertainment industry was reformed. What do you have to say?"
Su Qinglang: "I've proved with my talent that I'm the good money?"
Reporter: ...
2.
A reporter asked: "You've gone from idol to actor, action actor, and martial arts choreographer. I hear you even plan to direct a movie? What do you think about having so many different roles?"
Su Qinglang: "It's all for the same goal: to bring Huaguo martial arts to the world. I..."
Everyone shouted in unison: "Brother Lang is going to be the world's greatest martial arts action star!"
The male lead is a bit of a show-off, but also a bit of a goofball. He's strong, popular, and his combat power will keep getting more ridiculous~
P.S. The author is terrible at titles and blurbs. Come take a look at the story~ Read a few chapters~ Lots of love~
The next book will be Variety Shows Can't Do Without You [Goofy]. Please visit my profile and bookmark it. Here's the blurb:
At first, when Qin Wudi decided to enter the variety-show world, netizens were against it.
He won the Best Actor award at age nine and set a record. Now that he's grown up, he isn't acting anymore and is running off to become a variety-show personality? Has he been kicked in the head by a donkey?
Qin Wudi: ...I haven't gone crazy, and I haven't made enemies with any donkeys.
His first show, meant to clear up the misunderstanding, had him trimming a donkey's hooves.
Netizens: ??? He's so good at it! They clicked into the show's livestream out of curiosity, then couldn't leave.
One million people watched online... uh, Qin Wudi trim a donkey's hooves.
An actor at the company got hemorrhoid surgery and had to drop out of Great Escape Room 6. Qin Wudi took his place.
The show's director knew Qin Wudi was afraid of the dark and hoped he'd scream in terror to create some great footage.
Qin Wudi: The show's lights are about to go out.
The NPCs ran around in terror, screaming. The guests, who were supposed to film late into the night, cleared the challenges early and went home for afternoon tea.
Director: ??? How am I supposed to edit this episode?
The massive variety show Infrastructure Challenge 101 features 101 entertainers...
Netizens: Entertainers doing construction? Is this a joke? Then they spotted a familiar face and knew the show was going to be good.
Qin Wudi: ???
Later...
Every variety show Qin Wudi appeared on became a hit. He went from a variety-show personality everyone mocked to a major star in the genre, becoming the guest every TV network fought to book...
A reporter asked: "You went from being the child star and Best Actor the public most looked forward to seeing to becoming the most popular variety-show guest. What do you have to say?"
Qin Wudi: ...It's a long story.
The wild-horse System made a mistake. Instead of sending the quick transmigration veteran Qin Wudi to this world to collect his mission rewards and lie flat in retirement, it sent him here by mistake. The identity that was supposed to be bound to him, a talk-show comedian, was also mistakenly switched to that of a child star and Best Actor.
"To compensate the Host, you'll receive a one-hundred-million-yuan mission reward after every show you finish filming."
"Ding! One hundred million yuan in mission rewards received."
"Ding! One hundred million yuan in mission rewards received."
A country is launching a global wilderness-survival show and invites contestants from around the world to sign up.
The people of Huaguo are unanimous: Qin Wudi of Huaguo is ready to compete!!!
Qin Wudi himself: No, I don't want to. Stop messing with me. I'm planning to leave the industry.
The audience: Wudi, the variety-show world can't do without you, our favorite funnyman!
Qin Wudi: ???
Theme: Grow into a better version of yourself and pass the torch on.
The earth will still turn around no matter who it is, and no one is irreplaceable. They actually said... The pre-receipt copy of "The variety show world can't do without you [Sand Sculpture]" is as follows, please collect it~ When Qin Wudi wanted to enter the variety show industry, netizens did not support him. He set a record by winning Best Actor at the age of 9. When he grows up, he stops acting and goes crazy to become a variety show star? You must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. Qin Wudi: ... I'm not crazy, I'm not enmity with the donkey. In order to clarify the first variety show I accepted - Give Donkeys and Trim Donkeys' Hoofs. Netizen:??? The technique is so skillful! I came into the live show room out of curiosity, but couldn't get out. One million people watched online... Well, Qin Wudi repairs donkey hooves. An artist from the company had to cut out hemorrhoids to perform in "Escape Room 6", and Qin Wudi replaced him. The program director took note of Qin Wudi's fear of the dark and hoped that he would scream in fear to create a variety show effect. Qin Wudi: It's getting dark for the program team. The NPCs were so frightened that they ran away and screamed. The guests who were supposed to record until late at night checked in early and finished their work and had afternoon tea. Director:??? How to cut the material for this issue? The variety show masterpiece "Infrastructure Challenge 101", 101 artists participated in the recording... Netizens: Artists engage in infrastructure construction? That's right! Until I saw a familiar figure, this show was definitely going to start. Qin Wudi:??? Later The variety shows in which Qin Wudi participated in the recording have all become popular. From a ridiculed variety star to a variety show celebrity, he has become a variety show guest that major TV stations are vying for... Reporter Interview: From the most anticipated child actor and movie actor to the most popular variety show guest, what do you have to say? Qin Wudi: ... It's a long story. It was an error in the Mustang system that sent Qin Wudi, the fast-traveling boss who was originally rewarded for settling the mission to live in retirement, into this world. The identity of the talk show artist who was supposed to be bound was mistakenly changed to a child star and movie star. "To compensate the host, a 100 million task reward will be settled after each program is recorded." "Ding, the mission reward has arrived at 100 million." "Ding, the mission reward has arrived at 100 million." A certain country is launching a global wilderness survival program, and contestants from all over the world are welcome to sign up. Netizens from China are unanimous: Qin Wudi from China applies to fight!!! Qin Wudi himself: No, I don't want to, don't mess with me, I plan to withdraw from the circle. Audience: Invincible, the variety show industry cannot live without you - this fun person! Qin Wudi:??? ——Recommend my final article—— "Top Little Flower is Reborn as an Agent" and "Entertainment Superstar Game [Book]", please click on the column to view~
To be honest, I really want to see how Lang Ge's mission to seize the legitimate son is completed, hahaha
Finished reading it in one sitting!! 5555 Xiaolang is really, really good!! I also want to see Xiao Lang in the world of cultivating immortals 555555555!!
One thing to say, Brother Lang is really sociable
Then don't let too many people come?
I want to see the ancient world. Can QAQ be written as quick travel?
Accumulate experience in the next world in advance, right? Hahaha
Please, write another novel with Lange as the main character. Woooooooooooooooooo
Lange said he was not tired at all
It's finished, see you next time