When Xu Yiren couldn't sleep, he read a cultivation novel and frowned the whole time. How could the senior disciple of a sect be treated worse than even an outer disciple just because his master favored his junior brother?
Then he transmigrated into the book as the senior disciple who shared his name.
Xu Yiren: Oh, great. I'm not just worse off than an outer disciple, I'm worse off than a dog!
As the disposable foil to a genius junior brother, he had a mixed spirit root and struggled to survive in the sect. At last, his Dao heart shattered, and he packed up, faked his death, and ran away.
After faking his death and losing his memory, he was found and taken home by a group of people in bizarre clothes.
And so, in a daze, Xu Yiren joined the demonic sect. His mixed spirit root turned out to be especially suited to its cultivation techniques, earning him the favor of the Demon Venerable.
The demonic sect had little money, but not much work either. It was perfect for slacking off. After much soul-searching, Xu Yiren decided: I'm going demonic!
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Years later, now a hall master, he happened to be around when the war between immortals and demons broke out. The Demon Venerable forcibly dragged him onto the battlefield.
Xu Yiren: Come on, boss. I'm supposed to fight an Immortal Lord?
With no other choice, Xu Yiren pulled out his peachwood sword and started waving it around.
Demon Venerable: ...Could you take this seriously? Are you trying to cute the other side to death?
Xu Yiren: I only get paid a few coins a month. Why bother taking it so seriously?
During a major battle, the Demon Venerable's nagging finally got to Xu Yiren, so he removed the seal on his face and decided to try a little harder.
Then he saw the jade-green sword in the Immortal Lord's hand clatter to the ground.
Xu Yiren was still congratulating himself: Heh, my true face scared the hall master out of you, didn't it?
But the next moment, the Immortal Lord rushed over and held him tightly.
The Biluoxianjun, whose name struck terror throughout the demonic sect, spoke through tears.
"Senior brother, I've missed you so much... I just wanted to see you one more time."
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A sunny, cheerful senior brother who is actually the ultimate slacker, recipient X A junior brother who seems noble and radiant but is actually full of schemes, pursuer
[Reader's Guide]
- 1v1, happy ending, no side couples
- The couple will tackle dungeons, level up, and sweetly focus on each other. They're locked in, no switching or breaking up.
- The recipient has a sarcastic streak and will make plenty of modern jokes with bizarre reasoning.
- The pursuer might be aloof for two or three chapters. He's an intense, clingy ghost-type, with the recipient on his mind all the time. He's jealous, clingy, and extremely devious. Please note this warning.
- I'll add more if I think of anything. For now, let me wish everyone an early happy new year.
[Upcoming Novel]
My Husband, Go Beat Him Up!
Lin Yike transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder side character who never won a fight but never lost an argument.
Lin Yike: Well, I guess it does fit my personality.
To avoid being killed off by the plot, he promptly decided to cling to someone powerful and sought out his pristine, jade-like master, Immortal Lord Siyue.
The Immortal Lord was a little old-fashioned and conservative, but he treated Lin Yike well enough. Then one day, his master's archenemy, the Demon Venerable, kidnapped him and told him the truth.
It turned out that both the Immortal Lord and the Demon Venerable had an unattainable white moonlight, and Lin Yike looked seven parts like that person.
Lin Yike: Wait, is this a body-double romance?
So Lin Yike started throwing his weight around in front of the Demon Venerable, relying on that face.
And then one thing led to another, and he ended up in bed with the Demon Venerable.
Lin Yike: ...
Later, when the Immortal Alliance stormed Lin Yuan Palace, Lin Yike saw the Demon Venerable surrounded by enemies and his master ordering him to crush the Demon Venerable's core.
In the end, Lin Yike chose to blow up his own core.
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After destroying his core, Lin Yike fled to a small village with the amnesiac Demon Venerable. They hid their identities and settled down as a married couple.
Without his memories, the Demon Venerable became a sickly husband, unable to lift or carry anything and only able to do light chores around the house.
With only a little cultivation left, Lin Yike had to take low-level demon-slaying jobs to support them both. Their lives were a little tight, but there was always a hot meal waiting when he got home, his clothes were always freshly washed, and every night his handsome husband lowered his eyes and washed his feet for him. After the lamp was blown out, his service was just as attentive.
Lin Yike was living the good life, until that ever-persistent master showed up again.
"Yike, come with your master..."
Before the master could finish, Lin Yike's sickly husband, who coughed every few steps, slapped him eight hundred meters away.
He returned to his usual expression and spoke in a cool, detached voice, delivering the Demon Venerable's three classic lines.
"I was faking it."
"I'm all better now."
"I still prefer you when you're defiant."
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Later, a new cultivator appeared in the cultivation world, one who practiced the Dao of Spoiling His Husband. Whenever he couldn't beat someone, he would threaten them.
"I'll get my husband to beat you up!"
And just as he said, his Demon Venerable husband would descend from the sky and give his opponent a thorough beating.
Of course, there was a price for all this. Lin Yike would find out what it was that night. :)
A feisty, useless recipient who never wins a fight but never loses an argument X A domineering, devilishly cool Demon Venerable even more arrogant than a chosen protagonist
Theme: Work hard to live
Hahahahahaha these five people hahaha
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
When will it be unlocked? 🙏
I'm late, what's locked, I'm undoubtedly desperate
Dejin magic hahahahaha
Will the teacher enable the paragraph review function?
"He introduced himself: "I am..." This is a big bug for the author~ Qu beat Cui