[World One: Complete]
As a specialist villain for the quick transmigration bureau, Ji Yunhe had always carried out his missions “diligently and conscientiously,” earning the “prestigious” reputation of having a thousand kinds of villainy and not a single world to his name.
But who could have guessed that, one day, a System malfunction would cut him off from his villain System while he was on a mission, forcing him to bind himself to a freeloading System instead?
At first, Ji Yunhe thought that mooching off someone was nothing compared to maintaining his “prestigious” reputation.
That was until he discovered during a mission that his villain System seemed to still be there…
Modern World:
[Delicate, frail, love-starved real young master bottom vs. loyal, honest, obedient head of a powerful family top]
Villain Mission: Take control of the company
As the real young master of a wealthy family, you have only just been brought home. Crude and ignorant, you are a useless nobody who falls short of the fake young master in every way. Your family’s favoritism toward him breeds jealousy in you.
So:
The frail, sickly real-young-master villain clutches his chest and gives the protagonist bottom a challenging sidelong glance. He leans against the head of a powerful family as if he can barely stand, his voice growing ever more innocent. “I’m so sorry, Brother. If I’d known you liked it, I never would have taken it.”
The male lead, the family head: “How could an impostor ever compete with you?”
After the first world ended, Ji Yunhe smacked his lips. This freeloading thing wasn’t so bad after all~
Ancient World:
[Merfolk with a seven-second memory vs. a cruel and ruthless ruler]
It is widely said that fish only have a seven-second memory. That is just a rumor, but unfortunately, you have an incurable illness that leaves you as a merperson with only a seven-second memory.
Villain Mission: Take back the merfolk tribe’s sacred treasure.
The merperson looks around. What mission? Take back what?
What’s this? Ah! My tail! [Starry-eyed] So pretty!
Where am I? Oh! A fishpond! [Sparkling] So luxurious!
Who’s this person? … [Grinding teeth] I really want to bite him!
Villain Mission: Take back the merfolk tribe’s sacred treasure.
The merperson looks around again. What mission? What sacred treasure?
What’s this? Ah! My tail! [Starry-eyed] So pretty!
Where am I? Oh! A fishpond! [Sparkling] So luxurious!
Who’s this person? … [Grinding teeth] I really want to bite him!
The merperson looks at the sacred treasure brought before him, then at the man standing in front of him, holding it out. His head spins.
What should he do? He still really wants to take a bite!
After the second world ended, Ji Yunhe thought it over. Maybe continuing to freeload wasn’t so bad~
Apocalypse World:
Villain Mission: Unite the apocalypse bases.
The villain, a medical doctor, lays his slender fingertips against the neck of the apocalypse’s most powerful lord. His voice drops. “The way they treat me scares me. If I had as much power as you, would things be different?”
The lord and male lead holds the villain by the waist with both hands and pulls him into his arms. “Would you accept it as a betrothal gift?”
Ancient World:
Villain Mission: Claim the throne
The low-ranking prince villain lounges against a small couch, draped in a white fur cloak. His jade-like fingertips toy with the tassel of a jade pendant. With a slight lift of his brows, he moves, and the pendant’s owner lowers his head in response. “Eunuch, if I’d known this position was so exalted, I’d have thought myself unworthy of it.”
The chief eunuch and male lead: “My young master will always deserve the finest in all the world.”
After several worlds,
Ji Yunhe declared, I love freeloading, and freeloading loves me. Come on, freeloading, right into my bowl~
P.S. The worlds may not appear in this order!
P.P.S. The main characters aren’t paragons of virtue. Each has flaws.
Please add my upcoming novel to your reading list:
"Who in Their Right Mind Transmigrates into an Infinite-Flow Novel?"
Ji Xingtang transmigrated into a book.
The good news: As a longtime Jinjiang user, he’d been looking forward to transmigrating into a book for ages.
The bad news: It was an infinite-flow novel.
Even better news: Ji Xingtang had finished reading the whole novel not long ago and remembered every detail.
Even worse news: The character he’d transmigrated into didn’t survive the first chapter.
Ji Xingtang, on the verge of tears: …Why didn’t anyone tell him that you could transmigrate into an infinite-flow novel?!
So, how was he supposed to make it to chapter two? [Thinking hard.jpg]
…
As a soon-to-be third-year student whose brains had been in decline for two years and who had absolutely no stamina, Ji Xingtang tried his best to look around with clear, innocent, utterly foolish eyes.
Then he kept looking around…
At last, Ji Xingtang clutched his pinched cheek, gazed skyward with tear-filled eyes, and glared at each person who had “bullied” him. He silently turned around, pulled out a notebook, and swore to himself:
Once I get out of here, I’m putting you all in my story too! Sob sob •́‸ก
The instant his pen touched the page, a deep, husky voice suddenly rang in his ear:
“Baby, shouldn’t I be first on the list?”
Theme: Work hard and love life!
Ahhhhhhhh, what a bunch of bitches.