[Advance copy of "Xiangjiang Cub Leads the Family to Become a Good Future" is at the bottom ^3^
Xu Zhitao learned that he was the unlucky original owner of a group favorite.
The heroine penetrated her body and took control of the family variety show, and the three sisters controlled her brother without thinking to protect her, which made the whole network angry and scolded her for the tragic ending.
Xu Zhitao glanced at her idiot brothers and decided to use up everyone's feelings for her while she was still there.
The boss who graduated from the Ivy League hates gangsters the most.
When her eldest brother held a video conference, she moved a small stool to sit next to him. Every time he finished speaking, she would jump out and strike a blow.
"Is it true that you can make crazy money by investing in romance dramas? I don't believe it. Why can't you make money by investing in baby dramas?"
"Do you like the actor to be the spokesperson for new products? Why don't you like his opponent?"
The gentle professor's second brother hates arrogant fools the most.
She dug out her second brother's old junior high school textbook and pestered him to teach her the questions. After finishing a question in two hours, she was very proud: "Ha, I'm so smart. With all due respect, everyone here is rubbish."
Little Sun's top third brother hates violent and reckless men the most.
In the variety show, everyone is trapped in a secret room, and the sisters of other guests obediently wait for their brothers and sisters to complete tasks.
Xu Zhitao picked up the hammer in the corner and smashed the lock under the horrified gaze of the third brother: "Oh! There is nothing that force cannot solve."
But why...
After listening to her powerful speech, the eldest brother chose to invest in the baby variety show and asked the actor to be the spokesperson for the industry.
The baby variety show became a hit all over the Internet, and the company made a lot of money; the actor was imprisoned due to a scandal, his rival became a top star, and the company's new product sales broke historical records.
The second brother pushed up his glasses, nodded and agreed with her warmly: "Yes, Taotao is much smarter than I was back then. I spent half a month studying this question when I was in the third grade of junior high school."
After saying that, he smiled slightly and tore off the textbook cover. The title page of the book clearly read "College Partial Differential Equations".
The third brother even announced excitedly in a variety show: "My sister is the most powerful in the world!"
Xu Zhitao:? ? ? Did you make any mistake? ! ! Did you promise to hate me? ! ! !
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The night before the heroine came to wear it.
Seeing everyone's increasingly eager eyes on her, Xu Zhitao was completely shaken: "Forget it, there's no way to save her. Just wish yourself well."
But the next day, when she opened her eyes, she found that her body still belonged to her.
The three brothers were sitting beside her bed, each with resentful eyes and gloomy expressions.
The eldest brother asked: "Why is the watch you gave me a dollar cheaper than the one you gave me as a dick?"
The second brother sighed: "Taotao, why did you say good night to the third child but not the second brother? Don't you like the second brother?"
The third brother gritted his teeth in anger: "Tell me the truth, when did you and Mu Heng get together? I'm going to blow his head off!"
Xu Zhitao: "..." She seems to have lost her QAQ
[Copywriting of "Xiangjiang Cubs Leading the Family to Become Good Children"]
Three-year-old Luo Jinbei was encouraged by her brother to grab lollipops, and suddenly learned that all the members of their family of five were young and Dangerous.
My father was a regular at the gambling table, but he was caught cheating and was buried in Victoria Harbor; my mother was the eldest sister, supporting others, and walked into an alley with a knife and never came out again;
The elder brother is the eldest brother Ma Zai, who was killed on the spot while fighting for territory; the elder sister is a young TVB actor who bullied women and bullied men and accidentally provoked the boss, and ended up miserable.
And she was sent to an orphanage, with no one caring about her.
Luo Jinbei was so frightened that his hands shook, and his brother was stunned: "Go and buy four lollipops! I will give one to my child, and the remaining three are all mine!"
She stood at the entrance of the alley with a lollipop on her hips and made up her mind: to change the fate of her family, starting now!
She picked up a stack of accounting books that were taller than herself and threw them to her father: "Dad, go take the accounting exam and make a lot of money!"
She grabbed her mother who was sharpening the knife and handed over the police recruitment form: "Mom, I will send you to the police academy tomorrow. You are not allowed to refute!"
She took her brother to the busiest street in Causeway Bay: "Brother, do you think this shop is popular? It's better to be a young and Dangerous kid than to open a martial arts gym and recruit disciples. The next big boss will be you!"
She squatted on the set with her sister and took out the agent guide: "Sister, if you like handsome guys, then become a gold medal agent. Then won't all the handsome guys in TVB belong to you?"
Five years later.
My father became a partner in an accounting firm, and his enemies at the time begged him to do the accounting;
My mother rose to the rank of Inspector of the Crime Squad, with the highest crime detection rate in Hong Kong;
My brother's martial arts gyms opened all over Hong Kong and recruited countless disciples. Even the former eldest brother wanted to come to his place to make a living;
My sister has become TVB's number one manager and has numerous top-tier artists under her. They line up every day to treat her to dinner.
Eight-year-old Luo Jinbei's daily job is to eat lollipops, do homework, and eat more lollipops.
Someone asked her: "Don't you want to do something else?"
Luo Jinbei held a lollipop in his mouth and crossed his legs: "My father is a financial tycoon, my mother is a serious case inspector, my brother is a martial arts master, and my sister is a gold medal agent. Why should I still struggle?"
Four voices behind him sounded in unison: "Beibei is right!"
Later, someone interviewed this family and asked Luo Jinbei: "How did you come up with the idea of transforming the whole family in the first place?"
Luo Jinbei smiled slightly: "It's nothing, I just feel that if they all die, who will buy me lollipops?"
Intention: There is always someone who loves your soul
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When will it be updated? [Crying]
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Then this book won't be updated later.
"Forget it, I'm right." It's a big bug for the author~