[Seeking Favorites for the Next Book] The blurbs for "A Cat Never Wanted to Be a Savior" and "Falling in Love with My Archenemy in a Melodramatic Novel [Quick Transmigration]" are at the bottom
In an age when everyone is caught up in the rat race, newly graduated college students across Huaguo are struggling through the 996 grind as corporate drones. Meanwhile, the daily internship livestreams of 19-year-old prodigy Ruan Ji go like this:
"I'm so happy. I have work again tomorrow. I want to get to the office early."
"Time to get off work again. Today was so wonderful. I want to work overtime every day."
"I got paid! I've never seen this much money in my life. This is amazing!"
Netizens:
"..."
"We're all stuck working 996, and you're voluntarily getting in early and leaving late?! What made you grovel at the feet of capitalists until you became completely unrecognizable?!"
"Capitalist lackey, get lost! There's no place for a disgrace like you among us wage slaves!"
After reading the comments, Ruan Ji gave a faint smile and leisurely posted a photo:
A handsome man in a gray suit, with long, deep-set eyes. A luxurious watch adorned his prominent wrist, and in his arms he held a kitten batting its dewy eyes cutely at the camera.
Ruan Ji: See these two? The capitalist and his cat. They're both mine now.
The next second, the netizens went wild:
"Getting in early and leaving late is nothing. I'd sleep with a capitalist!"
"Teach me how to climb to the top. I'd give you my life!"
"Everyone, move aside! I'm going to be the ultimate workaholic!"
*
Everyone at the company believed their boss was an untouchable beauty, uninterested in women, let alone men. The only thing he ever paid extra attention to was his cat.
Until one day, they happened to catch sight of this scene:
Their untouchable boss, Yu Qingzhou, had pinned the new intern, Ruan Ji, against his desk. His voice was dangerous, tinged with jealousy:
"If the cat and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"
A playful troublemaker on the outside, tender-hearted within, a catnip-like beauty lover bottom X A carefree exterior, scheming interior, cat-obsessed CEO top
Content warnings:
1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced. Later on, there is a brief science-assisted pregnancy plot. The bottom experiences no pain.
2. Logic has left the building. The plot is complete nonsense.
Below is the blurb for the new book:
"A Cat Never Wanted to Be a Savior"
In an apocalypse where zombies have swept across the globe and resources are scarce, humanity abandons a kitten. The kitten then falls into the hands of a sadistic newspaper reporter, who cuts off its tail. It grows weak from hunger and dies on the street.
No one knows that it had already developed independent consciousness and intelligence.
When he wakes again, Jiang Li has gone from cat to human, and awakened an astonishing ability: He can't be infected by any zombie, can eat the crystal cores in their brains, and grows stronger with every one he eats.
When humanity's leaders come knocking, the Federation's commander pleads, "We beg you to serve as an advisor to the Special Operations Team and lead seven of humanity's strongest ability users to save us from disaster!"
Jiang Li: "Let's put that offer aside for now. There's a sadistic reporter in the base, and I can't stand him. What should I do?"
The next day, the man who had cut off Jiang Li's tail was shot in the head by the Federation government and left dead in the street.
#Official statement from the human government: There are still more good people than bad in the world#
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After the secret of Jiang Li's transformation from cat to human is exposed, conservative opposition groups insist on protecting humanity's place in the natural order:
[I'm dying. Has the entire Federation government gone insane? Are they really going to let a nonhuman species be humanity's savior?]
The Federation government promptly throws the opposition into prison, replying to the public in the voice of an overzealous fan: [I'm dying. Did you really think Lord Jiang wanted to be the savior of people like you?]
Jiang Li: Thanks for asking. Humanity's fate has nothing to do with me. Don't bother a cat who's eating zombies.
The zombies in the wilderness: [Please stop eating us. We're scared.]
The human Federation government: [Cat God, eat! Eat them all! Eat more, it's good for you. (Adoring smile)]
#What's it like to be fought over by both the human and zombie factions?#
*
Finally, every member of the opposition kneels before the gates of the New World City Jiang Li built. "The zombies are about to bite our butts! Lord Jiang, please open the gates and give us a chance to live! Just pretend all the barking we did before was a dog barking!"
On the city wall, Lu Yu of the Special Operations Team aims his gun at the opposition below. Beside him, Jiang Li closes one eye and makes a finger gun: [Pew!] Lu Yu fires at the same time: [Bang!]
Jiang Li happily hugs Lu Yu. "I love my human weapon."
"Falling in Love with My Archenemy in a Melodramatic Novel [Quick Transmigration]":
In the interstellar era, Xiao Yi stole Lu Si's cookies when they were children, making them sworn enemies.
Just as they reach the end of puberty and are about to undergo ABO differentiation, the two are suddenly sucked into a melodramatic plot-fixing System, complete with a livestream for viewers.
The two speak in unison, earnestly pleading, "I'll do anything to get us uncoupled!"
After going through several worlds:
Lu Si, utterly defeated: "I don't want to get a happy ending with Xiao Yi anymore. I don't want to get uncoupled. Let it all be destroyed. I'm tired."
Xiao Yi: "I think I'm starting to find this kind of fun."
World 1: Classic scum gong and pathetic shou.
Kidnapping, car accidents, amnesia, leukemia, a white moonlight, and a cheating father. All the ingredients are here.
A substitute who marries the gong under an agreement is abused in body and soul eight hundred times, and has to give way to the gong's white moonlight when he returns. The worst part is that there's no groveling-after-the-breakup arc in the ending.
Xiao Yi is very pleased: "I'm the scum gong, and you're the pathetic shou."
Lu Si: "...You pathetic little melon-headed idiot."
The livestream audience applauds: "A classic opening."
But later, someone's scum gong turns into a lovesick puppy, going so easy on him that even the System can't stand it. The System issues a yellow-card warning.
The viewers ship the couple so hard they go wild: "Let's protect the world's best Xiao Si with Brother Xiao!"
World 2: A bargain-basement wealthy family's young stepmother
Lu Si: "I'm the young stepmother, the rich wife of a wealthy family!"
Xiao Yi: "And what am I?"
Lu Si, laughing maniacally: "You're the unfilial stepson. Ha ha ha! Just wait until you hear me and your dad through the wall and get insanely jealous."
Xiao Yi: "..."
Xiao Yi: "System, I want to report this. The plot violates the law."
System, completely serious: "In view of Lu Si's outstanding performance in the previous instance and the livestream audience's tips, this plot can be unlocked."
The livestream audience cries out in unison: "Fantastic!"
But later, the main characters become the young stepmother and stepson, and the unlucky stepfather is the one listening through the wall.
The livestream audience pounds the floor in a frenzy: "I'm a sucker for trash, and I love this!"
World 3: My genius hacker baby after I run away pregnant
A beautiful, short-tempered, petty bottom X A proud, awkward, pure-hearted top
Two pure-hearted little idiots squabbling like elementary schoolers
A hilarious, sweet romance.
Theme: Everyone has their own talents
Please pay in advance! Everyone in the empire knew that Prince Lin Jin was an omega and that he loved Alpha General Gu Wen to death, but he had never been seen by Gu Wen. In fact, when the battle for power came to an end, Gu Wen cut off Lin Jin's glands at the Chaolin Square rally in front of all the citizens of the empire. The dagger in Gu Wen's hand was dripping with blood and carried fresh glandular tissue. He raised it in front of him and sniffed casually, his eyes calm and indifferent: "Like me? You don't deserve it." Lin Jin bit the flesh and blood in his mouth and swallowed it bit by bit. At this moment, he recognized everything about being an Omega and decided to end his love. The next second, a cold mechanical electronic sound sounded: "Welcome to the Omega ruthless training system." "The four major rules of the system: 1. Omega is forbidden to be tempted. 2. Omega has absolute privilege and status. 3. The higher the popularity of the live broadcast, the stronger Omega's ability. 4. All the targets of the strategy are Omega's inner demons. Please give all stories a be ending. By then, you will receive the supreme reward of resurrecting the dead and changing the past. " This system gives Lin Jin a big golden finger. All Lin Jin has to do is: catch up with the task target, dump him, and achieve the result of Be. Entering the first mission, a mark appeared on the head of the strange and handsome man in front of him: "Lin Jin's mission target 1". Then, Lin Jin smelled a familiar smell of pheromones that belonged to a certain person. The smell was so unforgettable that he could recognize it even if it turned into ashes. Lin Jin's indifferent eyes drooped. Then, his hand touched the back of his neck and rubbed it, and an extremely gloomy smile gradually appeared at the corner of his mouth: What a coincidence, isn't it? Later, Lin Jin became the devil in every mission world, a person who is frightened by the rumors: Lin Wuxin, the ruthless number one Omega, the ancestor of the husband-killer, the fan plunderer, and the first love broken maniac Jin. The strange thing is that a certain "mission target" who has been in reincarnation, after being tortured ten thousand times, still wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and looked at Lin Jin stubbornly: "My omega can only break my heart." Audience in the live broadcast room: Although I couldn't understand it, I was shocked. And bought 100 Lamborghinis.
Oh, brother, it's been so long and I still don't have a wife.
Hahaha slapped me so hard that I laughed so hard
According to this, Yu will always be killed by Father Ruan in the future.
Woohoo, no extras?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
During these thirty seconds of thunder, were you thinking about the softness in your arms or the mints at home?
If you don't find a wife, your big wife will be kidnapped, haha
If it's not enough, add more!
Xiao Ji, why don't you just work hard and become a shareholder directly, and then take the bait?