A quiet little promo: my upcoming novel, Saving the Insecure Wu Da Lang, and my completed novel, My Earthworm Self Fell Apart After I Got into an Interstellar Mother-in-Law Novel. The blurbs are below. If you're interested, could you please add them to your collection? Hehehe (*/ω\*)
*The cockroach Wu Da Lang joke has been around for years, and you can find it on other platforms too. I consider it a widely used meme. If you really think it's exclusive and shouldn't be used, then please report it. Also, "rustling" is a common word for describing cockroaches, and of course it's going to be used in a story about cockroaches. If you think that's a problem too, please report it. I'm not going to reply to repetitive arguments.
[Blurb] After Zhang Panlian wakes up from being squashed flat by humans in a novel, she discovers that she's somehow ended up inside that interstellar mother-in-law novel, as an unloved imperial princess.
She's currently getting married to the empire's sworn enemy: its marshal.
Who she marries doesn't matter. What matters is that he's human! Human! Haven't they noticed she's a five-foot-six cockroach?! Zhang Panlian herself is shocked... But someone has noticed that something is off.
Her mother-in-law, the only person who's figured it out.
Mother-in-law (squeezing out cockroach bait): Here, have something tasty.
Zhang Panlian (drooling, but having to refuse): No, hahaha, that's not really my thing...
The marshal feels like something isn't quite right, but he has to focus on work and raising the kids. The children in this family are practically money-eating machines.
But why are there so many kids? The marshal watches the children crawling all over the floor, rustling away, with two tufts of hair sticking up unusually high on their heads, and falls into deep thought.
*This story contains lots of cockroaches. Read with caution.
*The cockroaches in this story are adorable fictional cockroaches. Don't compare them to the venomous, filthy real-world kind.
*Fictional cockroaches really are different from real-world cockroaches, I tell you! Fictional cockroaches are clean and healthy, well-behaved and sensible. They won't just crawl all over people, and they're a little timid too. They'll gaze at you innocently, their antennae swaying like cowlicks... Aren't cockroaches this cute worth a try? QAQ
*When you see "interstellar mother-in-law novel," you know this is an anything-goes story.
*Early on, the heroine will reproduce asexually and have baby cockroaches that overrun the marshal's mansion (not really). Later, she might have a half-human child with the marshal?
*The heroine plans to promote adorable bugs to all of humanity through livestreams.
*The heroine is a cockroach spirit. To outsiders, both she and her children look human. Only her mother-in-law can see their true cockroach forms.
*One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first love, and they only have eyes for each other. Very little romance plot.
Upcoming: Saving the Insecure Wu Da Lang
Ji Shanqing has been indebted to the Wu family for years. When he visits to thank them, he discovers that his benefactor's son is about to be force-fed poison.
Looking at the giant cockroach pinned to the bed and being force-fed medicine, Ji Shanqing unhesitatingly rejects Pan Jinlian's attempt to recruit him. He kicks over the bowl and shields the petite Wu Da Lang behind him.
"You're not ugly. Your long cowlick is really cute." Ji Shanqing takes Wu Da Lang by the hand, as if he were an ordinary human, and tries to lead him out of the dim room.
Wu Da Lang sees the light outside the door and walks out on his fuzzy little legs, only to discover that Ji Shanqing has so many friends, while he's just a short, ugly cockroach.
He can only lock away his confused, aching feelings in the dark, damp room, along with his ugly cockroach self. But Ji Shanqing's light shines into Wu Da Lang's heart, leaving him unable to keep running from his feelings.
Wu Er Lang is reborn after learning of his older brother's tragic fate, but it's already too late. He rushes home, eyes blazing with fury, hoping to avenge his brother, only to find him safe and sound, with a new sister-in-law in the family.
Huh? Is his sister-in-law blind...? Wu Er Lang watches the antennae on his brother's head swaying nonstop, trying to figure out how to convince Ji Shanqing to get his eyes checked at an ophthalmology clinic.
Completed: My Earthworm Self Fell Apart After I Got into an Interstellar Mother-in-Law Novel
Qiu Ziyin gets transported into an interstellar mother-in-law novel and is bound to a mother-in-law System. To survive, she has to get along with her mother-in-law. The problem is, her mother-in-law is afraid of earthworms, and Qiu Ziyin happens to be one.
In other people's eyes, Qiu Ziyin is a fragile, helpless human flower, but her mother-in-law can see that she's an earthworm.
Qiu Ziyin wants to get along with her mother-in-law, but her mother-in-law only wants to chop her into pieces.
One day, her mother-in-law finally succeeds, and Qiu Ziyin is chopped into pieces. Just as her mother-in-law is gloating, the pieces begin to grow rapidly, turning into countless Qiu Ziyins.
The Qiu Ziyins eat their husband's family out of house and home, and their husband is framed by political enemies and sent to prison for bigamy.
The mother-in-law and the Qiu Ziyins stare at one another.
The Qiu Ziyins: Um... should we find a way to rescue him? (They speak in unison.)
Mother-in-law: You're... right. (Her expression changes again and again as the earthworms surround her.)
Later, everyone discovers that the bigamy charge was a misunderstanding.
Husband: I was wronged! : )
Theme: Reject prejudice and get to know one another sincerely.
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Zaizai is always discovered by her aunt first, but this time's mommy can't do it! Also, Happy Chinese Valentine's Day to Goose (full serving of cockroach tea) (Clink glasses) (GuluGulu)
Aunt! You are sending yourself to the tiger's mouth (sad and sad. Jpg)
Aunt: I don't want you, I want Zhuangzhuang
With a sweet smile, he attracted all the cockroaches! Youyou is really a fan of all kinds of insects, and he is called the King of Oil for short!
Finished with flowers Goose, pay attention to your health, waiting for the arrival of Elder Cockroach
Wow, so many chapters at once (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ
I would like to call the marshal the first person to sell his mother!!!!! In order to win back your wife's heart, you really do everything possible (sighing silently) (can't hide the smile) (screaming inwardly: I got it, I got it)
Catching a bug, in the end it should be "vacillating between oily and greedy", Zhuangzhuang is not healed yet~
Paw. The male protagonist wants to take a romance route (dog head)