Do not go gentle into that good night.
In the age of declining magic, spiritual energy has dried up and the myriad paths have withered. The Celestial Masters, once renowned for a thousand years, have fallen so far that they now tell fortunes under an overpass and get called frauds for their trouble.
A sudden collision between celestial bodies brought cataclysmic disaster to Blue Star, but it also gave rise to endless possibilities.
Primordial energy once more filled the world, and the gods of old awakened.
One after another, people were influenced by the gods and awakened their potential, becoming the “qi practitioners” of myth and legend, capable of moving mountains, filling seas, and commanding demons and ghosts.
Their abilities were bizarre and impossible to guard against. If they turned to evil, ordinary people would be powerless to resist.
The old order completely collapsed. As disasters raged across the globe, countless places were reduced to wastelands. The people who died there hatched into even more demons and ghosts, creating new forbidden zones of death.
Humanity needed a stronger order and more powerful law enforcers to protect their fragile peace.
The gods, demons, and ghosts, and qi practitioners could only be opposed by Celestial Masters. As enforcers of the laws of Heaven and Earth, they were the only ones capable of wielding the five elements and yin and yang to dispel calamities and avert disaster.
And now, this enforcer... had been laid off and found a new job, opening a milk tea shop in the busy downtown. He’d even managed to turn it into a popular check-in spot on account of his good looks, lol.
After selling milk tea all day, Ji Yuanzhen stood atop a mountain, gazing down at the city, unusually quiet beneath the moonlight. He sighed: The age of the Celestial Masters has returned.
New World Survival Rules:
1. Avoid forbidden zones of death (attachment: currently known forbidden zones, with records and ID numbers).
2. Between 11 p.m. and 5 a.m. the next morning, do not go outside, answer the phone, or watch television. Lock your doors and windows.
3. Keep your spirits up and relieve stress promptly. This is every citizen’s duty.
4. When alone, try not to talk to yourself. If you hear a reply, do not respond, do not respond, do not respond.
5. Do not approach any qi practitioner who is not wearing a “White Dove” badge, even if they ask for help. Keep your distance and call xxxxx. An officer will come to deal with it.
Emergency Self-Rescue Guidelines:
1. A god is gestating within everyone’s spiritual platform. Gods have three thousand manifestations, and are immortal and indestructible.
2. Rampaging qi practitioners are controlled by gods. Gods embody the laws of the world and can create manifestations of Heaven and Earth or Sumeru worlds within a certain range.
3. If you are pulled into a Sumeru world, do not panic. Behind every rampaging qi practitioner is an out-of-control emotion or desire. This will become the core of the god’s Sumeru world. Stay rational and quickly find the reason the practitioner lost control so you can deduce the laws governing the Sumeru world.
4. The laws of each forbidden zone and each Sumeru world created by a rampaging qi practitioner are different. As long as you do not break them, there is a chance of survival.
5. The same applies when you encounter demons or ghosts.
6. If you encounter a manifestation of Heaven and Earth, you may write your last will and testament.
May good fortune protect you all, and may your martial fortune flourish.
Notes:
1. 1v1, HE. A pure-hearted male college student with SSS+ luck, who initially thinks the shou is a fraud, × a flamboyant Celestial Master shou who is always up to something.
2. This novel contains cosmic horror elements, mixing materialist metaphysics with eldritch weirdness. It has about five cents’ worth of horror and suspense, but is essentially a power fantasy focused on the male lead and plot.
Blurb revised on 2022.4.5 and screenshotted.
Theme: Love the work you do, and always maintain professional integrity.