After spending all these years practically being a second mom to your childhood friend Satoru Gojo, the problem child, you naturally end up looking after all kinds of younger peers, students, adopted sons, and adopted daughters too. Time somehow slips by, your own kids are already in elementary school, and you've long since learned to handle all the chaos the little troublemakers cause with ease.
The marriage of a still ridiculous and mischievous, but much more dependable, Mr. Gojo and his capable, nurturing wife.
To sum it all up: Might as well make it work. What else are you going to do, get divorced?
The second installment of The Years I Spent Raising Satoru Gojo
In 2019, Suguru Geto, whose parents had nagged him about marriage so much he was ready to pay Shoko to pretend to be his girlfriend, posed a question that cut to the heart of the matter: "Satoru Gojo is even more of a dog than I am. How come he already has a wife and kids, living the good life?"
Maki: "Heh. Because you were running a shady pyramid scheme until the year before last, thanks."
Rika: "And there was the underage girl you abducted."
Shoko: "Pay me enough and I'll give you whatever reason you want."
Riko: "Look on the bright side. There's always anime."
Haibara: "You could consider real life, too. I'll do it, senpai!"
Nanami: "Overworked wage slave. No feelings. Don't ask me."
Yaga: "Already divorced. Don't ask me."
Megumi was the only one to give a serious answer. "Maybe it comes down to luck. There are people as blind as my mom, after all. Any woman can be a mom."
Suguru Geto was genuinely touched. "Megumi, being Toji Fushiguro's son is such a waste."
That night, Toji Fushiguro appeared in his dream to taunt him. "Even a loser like me, who wasted a son like Megumi, has had a wife, and more than one."
Suguru Geto: I am so done!
Theme: The everyday life we protect is a continuous miracle of tenderness