[Western Crossover] Gotham's Mom and the Public Enemy

Why do gods always like tossing disobedient children onto Earth to search for the meaning of life? (Batman gives a disapproving look)

But what harm could a goddess of youth possibly do? Maybe, like the hammer god next door, once she finds her own calling, she can take up her sacred relic and return to Olympus. (Wonder Woman gives Batman a disapproving look)

Hebe, a rebellious goddess going through adolescence way past her prime: I'll make sure you get the surprise of your life.

Could you be a little quieter? Maybe that would be better. May you, beautiful beast, find eternal peace. May every bad thought disappear from your mind. You have never looked so beautiful.

Hebe was burning up inside, but she was very calm. Gotham might be noisy, but Hebe was absolutely quiet. Everyone's future might be uncertain, but Hebe never wavered. A chaotic city could accommodate anything abnormal; here, being normal was what was abnormal. Hebe, maybe you could be a little more lively and find yourself some goals. Hebe, the world is so simple. Just treat it like a game.

Note: The timeline is all over the place.

I just like watching from the sidelines.

I hate tragedy and love beauty.

Shared universe: POI, BAU, Good Omens, Sherlock Holmes, Mutants, vampires, witches, Marvel, Hannibal, The Accountant, and more. Expect a huge cast.

Suggestions welcome. I'll get mad if I hear them.

Written for love. Updates when inspiration strikes.

Theme: Have the courage to strive in life and search for its meaning.