Special Tricks for Winning Over the Snake-Brained Crown Prince (Transmigrate into a Book)

New novel, After Swapping Bodies with the Villainous Regent, please add it to your reading list, mwah

Yu Chuchu transmigrated into a book, and things were not looking good.

As a disposable tool character who appeared only to die, Yu Chuchu opened her eyes to a murder scene.

The plot was at the point where the crown prince was being assassinated.

The book's number-one villain, the crown prince, was moody and killed without batting an eye. He was said to be the champion of the downright insane. Unfortunately, Yu Chuchu was the disposable assassin.

Looking at her fellow assassins sprawled across the floor in bizarre death poses, Yu Chuchu's hand trembled as she reached for the food. It wasn't anything else: the food was poisoned, deadly poison!

According to the plot, if she dared move even a little more, she would be chopped into mincemeat and fed to the wild dogs.

Yu Chuchu: Help! How do I stay alive online?!

Meeting the crown prince's smiling gaze, Yu Chuchu decisively flipped the table and declared righteously, "These crude dishes are unworthy of your noble stomach. Please allow me to prepare another meal for you."

Crown prince: "..."

Yu Chuchu's eyelid twitched as she gazed at him affectionately. "Cooking for you is the pursuit of my entire life."

"Very well."

The crown prince considered this for a moment, then smiled gently and spoke softly. "If it doesn't taste good, I'll cook you and have you as an extra course."

Yu Chuchu, brimming with confidence: Leave it to a professional!

But then...

Why the hell didn't you tell me you can't taste anything?!

*

Yu Chuchu felt she must have had eight lifetimes' worth of bad luck to end up trying to make a living under the thumb of a lunatic crown prince.

To stay alive faster and better, Yu Chuchu was forced to activate her nonstop-flattery skill.

"You are the first breeze of spring, the first watermelon of summer, the first persimmon of autumn, and the first snowflake of winter. You are the clear stream in the mountains, the fawn in the forest, and everything beautiful in this world..."

"You are the sun, the stars, the moon. Even in the darkness, you shine with boundless brilliance..."

"Your wisdom and valor have already made this humble servant lose her heart. I dream of staying by your side. If my companionship had an expiration date, it would be ten thousand years..."

"..."

Yu Chuchu did her best to learn the crown prince's tastes and carefully cooked every dish for him. She learned acupuncture and massage, and searched everywhere for doctors and medicine to ease his headaches. When the weather turned cold, she reminded him to dress warmly; when it rained, she made sure to bring him an umbrella. She...

She got cornered.

The handsome young man wore a magnificent scarlet robe. He looked at the girl by the wall, carrying a small bundle and preparing to crawl through a hole to escape, and smiled quietly. A mad, restrained light flickered in his dark eyes. His rich voice sounded like a lover's whisper. "You flirted with me, and now you want to run?"

Yu Chuchu: I didn't! I haven't! I'm just a cook with professional ethics!

Yu Chuchu had always thought she was simply charging along the righteous path of staying alive.

But...

Could someone explain why she had somehow gone from a lowly servant to calling all the shots?

Weren't you supposed to kill without batting an eye?

Then who was this frail little darling, clinging to her clothes and whining for a hug?!

.

Yan Jing:

"I hated everything in this world. But then there was someone who knew all my selfishness, baseness, sickness, and wretchedness, yet still held my hand and told me the world was beautiful, the flowers red, the grass green, the sky blue, and the water clear. She wanted to walk with me through the mountains and seasons, ride horses and sail boats... Suddenly, I felt that maybe a life like that wasn't so bad after all."

"She's a little noisy, but she's wonderful."

This novel is also known as The Years I Stayed Alive by Showering Him with Praise...

A silly foodie who only wants to stay alive versus a mad crown prince who keeps testing the limits of a breakdown

One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first

Reading guide:

1. A lighthearted, sweet romance with food galore, though food isn't the focus throughout.

2. A breezy, easy read focused on romance. Just have fun!

3. Updates may occasionally be every other day before signing, due to word count. Stable, hefty updates after signing~

New novel, After Swapping Bodies with the Villainous Regent, please add it to your reading list, mwah.

As a miserable corporate drone, Wen Xi died suddenly one day and transmigrated into the body of an overlooked daughter in a marquis's household, unloved by both parents.

Following the principle of making the best of things, Wen Xi decisively chose to lie flat, spending her days playing with cats and dogs and leaving everything to fate.

Until one day, she woke up to find that she had swapped bodies with the regent...

What?

The regent was ruthless, cruel, and tyrannical. He held the young emperor hostage and controlled the court. His terrible reputation could frighten children into silence. He was a bona fide villainous force to be reckoned with?

Wen Xi: Don't panic, this is nothing!

Ignoring the regent's horrifying record of cruelty, Wen Xi ran her hands over her brand-new six-pack abs and drooled over the regent's immense wealth, all while calmly declaring: As long as none of the parts are missing, there's no problem!

As for the extra parts...

Wen Xi: Hehehehehehe.

With the fine attitude that you might as well take advantage of a good deal, Wen Xi immediately began role-playing and living it up.

Except...

Nobody told her that being a prince meant more than eating, drinking, and having fun. There was endless work and assassination attempts too!

Looking at the mountain of memorials awaiting approval on the desk, and the crowd of assassins raising their arms and shouting that they would take her life, Wen Xi's smile gradually disappeared.

So, can I still ask to switch back now?!

*

Everyone knew that although the regent held great power, he had no interest in women. For a while, rumors even spread that he was impotent.

Until one day, in full view of everyone, the usually unflappable regent hurriedly led his men into the marquis's residence, beat the son of the Minister of Revenue to a pulp for coming to take a concubine from the marquis's household, and declared that the woman was under his protection, and no one else could marry her!

Soon after, the rumors that he preferred men were thoroughly disproven, and a legend took hold in the capital: the regent loved the marquis's daughter so deeply that he was utterly smitten...

In response:

Wen Xi, roaming everywhere in the regent's body, beamed: Right, right, right! I love him so much

The regent, whose image as a sudden romantic had been utterly destroyed, gritted his teeth: ...Please, just shut up!

*

Lin Sui Zhi went to war at fourteen. He spent half his life on horseback, earning outstanding military achievements. Before he turned thirty, he had seized control of the court, taken the highest position in government, supported the young emperor, and managed the affairs of state.

He thought he had weathered enough storms and hardships that nothing in the world could ever make him lose his composure again.

But Lin Sui Zhi never imagined that after an ordinary, unremarkable assassination attempt, he would wake up in another body, as an unloved daughter of the Yuan'an Marquis's household.

Looking at the unfamiliar, delicate feminine face in the mirror, the regent, who had always prided himself on his composure and calm, lost it for the first time.

*

At first, Lin Sui Zhi's face turned livid. "Once I regain my body, I will punish this insolent wretch who dares to offend me again and again, without the slightest respect for the heavens or the earth!"

Later, Lin Sui Zhi volunteered: "A Xi, how about I give birth for you?"

Theme: Let love bring warmth to one another