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[Soft, sweet, gentle sunshine heroine x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted, proud hero]
When Jiang Kui was brought to the Zhenyuan Escort Agency, she knew she was destined to marry Lu Yu when she grew up.
Even though Lu Yu was always pulling her hair, making fun of her dresses, and scaring her with bugs when she was on the swing.
Jiang Kui still liked Lu Yu. Marrying him was her greatest wish.
When Lu Yu saw the filthy little girl his father had brought home, he had a bad feeling. Surely his father hadn't found him a child bride?
So Lu Yu bullied her, teased her, and frightened her, insisting there was no way he would marry a little brat like her.
Even though Jiang Kui would wipe away her tears and keep following him around, Lu Yu still couldn't stand her.
From the age when she came of age until she reached her early thirties, Jiang Kui had become a famous old maid in Yandu.
She thought maybe Lu Yu hadn't been teasing her after all. Maybe he really didn't like her.
Then, after falling seriously ill, Jiang Kui began having one strange dream after another.
In the dreams, a thick notebook was filled with insults about her:
[How many days has this girl gone without a bath? She's filthy and stinks. My father can't really be heartless enough to make me marry a little brat like her, can he? I'm about to pass out from the smell.]
[Even after she washes up, she's still nothing special. Apart from being fair, she's got nothing going for her.]
[Today I only put a caterpillar in her clothes. What is she crying about? My butt hurts so much. My father hit me way too hard. I hate Jiang Kui!]
[What kind of taste does this girl have? A green dress with red flowers. Don't say I know her. It's so ugly.]
Jiang Kui nearly cried as she read. So this was how worthless she was in Lu Yu's eyes.
But somewhere along the way, the tone of the notebook suddenly changed:
[Why does she like stinky tofu? Isn't she afraid of getting bad breath from eating that stuff? Well, bad breath is fine. Then no one else will covet her. I can put up with it. I can do this.]
[What a heartless woman. She sleeps soundly, then comes into my dreams to bother me. She disturbed me all night. What a nuisance.]
[Why has she been dressing up so prettily lately? What if someone takes advantage of my being away on an escort mission for a month and elopes with her?]
[Whatever. She's a twenty-year-old old maid. Who else would want her but me?]
Reader's guide:
1. A lighthearted, angst-free sweet romance about childhood friends falling in love.
2. The heroine is three years older than the hero, who acts like a child.
3. No groveling arc. The proud hero will definitely get his comeuppance, and it happens the very next second. The heroine won't be put through heartbreak.
4. One-on-one romance + both leads' first relationship + happy ending + supporting male and female characters are just plot devices. 2021.9.16
Theme: Persevere to the end, and your wish will come true
Sexy dream about diary, otherwise the hero might be really cold
Ahhhhh, ma'am, that's great! I really lucked out when I saw this article in the limited edition. There is no abuse, the writing is good, and it is a complete cookie. You can imagine what a gentle person the author is. It's a pity that my writing skills are not good and I can't give my wife a long review.
Ah ah ah, Master Chi still has two faces.
Vice CP's candy is so sweet~ Daddy
Mr. Chi is in a hurry to go back to find Sister Yueqing, hhhh
Assistant cp god assist~absolutely
Thanks bandit tool people
", A horse is being held up" is a big bug for the author ~ Drive~
Hahaha, what a bad luck
This is so arrogant and cool! La la la la